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If any of those hitting on the bot have wives just cc the wife in the replies.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i don't think i ever heard someone claiming 'blue balls' as being worse than childbirth I envy wherever it is that you live that you don’t regularly hear men insisting any pain or discomfort they may go through is worse than childbirth.
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when a woman gives birth to a child she can almost imagine how bad a man feels when he has the sniffles
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"blue balls" as a term for becoming aroused and not getting to climax is fine. chill out.
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Jan 8, 2024 23:43
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The phrase 'blue balls' is inappropriate in a world where Corky's avatar exists.
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Jan 8, 2024 23:49
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It’s not the term, it’s the insistence that it’s a painful experience and the only cure is if you get him off right now regardless of whether or not you want to.
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Jan 8, 2024 23:50
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s not the term, it’s the insistence that it’s a painful experience and the only cure is if you get him off right now regardless of whether or not you want to. well we should distinguish between the horny frustration of grinding/edging for a long time without having an orgasm, and this bullshit about a lethal testicular condition that can only be cured by sexual contact with a lady. you can call it Blue Balls 2
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s not the term, it’s the insistence that it’s a painful experience and the only cure is if you get him off right now regardless of whether or not you want to. You're the only one saying this ITT
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Jan 8, 2024 23:56
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Change the bot's name to Howard and put an Avenger's logo in its email signature.
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balls risk level upgraded to indigo
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ultraviolet balls
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Buzzman posted:Here's one of the worst posts I've ever attempted to read and understand. Enjoy. This was my favorite part. Sex at least once, could've been 10 times!
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Jan 9, 2024 00:07
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s not the term, it’s the insistence that it’s a painful experience and the only cure is if you get him off right now regardless of whether or not you want to. I would like the folks jumping on corky’s case here to remember what thread we are in There have absolutely been stories posted in here of men behaving like this
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Jan 9, 2024 00:09
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rotinaj posted:I would like the folks jumping on corky’s case here to remember what thread we are in It's pretty common behavior for unsavory dudes to do the "ow my balls" routine and guilt unwitting partners into forgetting these dudes also have hands that they can use to solve the not very real problem they are having.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:13
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It’s not the term, it’s the insistence that it’s a painful experience and the only cure is if you get him off right now regardless of whether or not you want to. I guess it's good that so many goons are unfamiliar with this move, but I dated plenty of guys in the 90s who acted like any amount of making out that didn't end up with them getting off was a war crime.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:16
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Sagebrush posted:well the idea that you can get uncomfortable or even painful vascular congestion from edging too much is not made up. Also you really gotta get pretty close to ejaculating before it kicks in, so if a guy is claiming blue balls when they didn't even get to the dry humping stage they're kind of telling on themselves.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:23
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AITA for pretending my Chinese fiance is Japanese?quote:So, I've been with fiance for about 6 years, engaged for 1. As you're probably thinking to yourself, yes I am a gigantic weeb.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:23
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Elissimpark posted:The Ahenobarbus family had two names: Lucius and Gnaeus. Like, boy kids at least got given actual distinct names.
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Jan 9, 2024 00:24
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for pretending my Chinese fiance is Japanese? lol she dodged a bullet there
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Jan 9, 2024 00:27
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I had a few guys flirt with my MMO character because a fem name/avatar, but at least there they were probably just looking to cyber. I assumed. Who are these guys that flirt with an email address IRL though? You know absolutely nothing about "her". She could be 62, fat, with a laugh like Fran Drescher, and covered in sores and boils. Why would you want to go on a blind date with someone you know nothing about?
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Jan 9, 2024 00:35
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:It's pretty common behavior for unsavory dudes to do the "ow my balls" routine and guilt unwitting partners into forgetting these dudes also have hands that they can use to solve the not very real problem they are having. Yes, I agree and am trying to remind people of that If I could find a good story on r/AITA about it, I woulda posted it but nothing came up
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Jan 9, 2024 00:45
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AKA Pseudonym posted:AITA for pretending my Chinese fiance is Japanese? Pretending in your own mind is some weirdo poo poo in and of itself but how dumb do you have to be to lie to your bros about it?
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Jan 9, 2024 00:57
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darkwasthenight posted:Yeah, this is an arms race. Bang loudly a couple times and they'll get the idea to move out themselves. They need to take a lesson from this classic My Sex Life Is Keeping My Kids Up at Night quote:My partner and I are both divorcées who married young into a conservative religious faith, and each got a bad sexual roll of the dice in our first marriages. However, apostasy and divorce allowed us to make up for lost time, and a few slutty, audacious years of dating led us happily to each other. From the very start, sex has been fiery, frequent, fulfilling, fun and … very, very vociferous. Our bodies shake the bed and rattle the windows. Her orgasms are operatic. She comes long and hard, and it’s no secret to the neighbors on the block that she’s sexually satisfied. We’ve been together for 2½ years, and the commotion has not ebbed in the slightest.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Who are these guys that flirt with an email address IRL though? You know absolutely nothing about "her". She could be 62, fat, with a laugh like Fran Drescher, and covered in sores and boils. Why would you want to go on a blind date with someone you know nothing about? The sort of dude who flirts with a scheduling bot probably had the most positive interaction they've had with a women in a long time when they got a completely neutral email.
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Jan 9, 2024 01:07
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Inceltown posted:The sort of dude who flirts with a scheduling bot probably had the most positive interaction they've had with a women in a long time when they got a completely neutral email. Also the ones who swipe right on every single woman on Tinder.
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Jan 9, 2024 01:12
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Sounds like you want to schedule an in-person consultation. Please select the date and time that works best for you..
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Jan 9, 2024 01:17
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:lol she dodged a bullet there like in an anime
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Stepmama's got a squeezebox, Daddy never sleeps at night
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kru posted:like in an anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ-gnf0vmG0&t=7s
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Reminder that blue balls is 100% made up and every guy that claims it is an rear end in a top hat trying to guilt someone into sex. What if it’s referring to a condition where my balls are turning blue because they were tied up too tightly with a thick rubber band? Asking for a friend….
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MEIN RAVEN posted:What if it’s referring to a condition where my balls are turning blue because they were tied up too tightly with a thick rubber band? Asking for a friend…. Good news! Your friend can remove the rubber band, no sex required.
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Jan 9, 2024 01:44
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MEIN RAVEN posted:What if it’s referring to a condition where my balls are turning blue because they were tied up too tightly with a thick rubber band? Asking for a friend…. Does make it hard to Google. I was too late
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MEIN RAVEN posted:What if it’s referring to a condition where my balls are turning blue because they were tied up too tightly with a thick rubber band? Asking for a friend…. filling my sack with so much colloidal silver libertarians wear it as a protection amulet against age of consent laws
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Buzzman posted:Here's one of the worst posts I've ever attempted to read and understand. Enjoy. quote:Anyway, I felt like I looked weak in several ways to her, and she seem to recover to basic girlfriend level, but there was some unresolved drama. Would be a good username.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Sounds like you want to schedule an in-person consultation. Please select the date and time that works best for you.. Set them up to meet, they find OP waiting with cameras, post the videos to a YouTube channel, make millions
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the holy poopacy posted:Also you really gotta get pretty close to ejaculating before it kicks in, so if a guy is claiming blue balls when they didn't even get to the dry humping stage they're kind of telling on themselves. Facebook Aunt posted:I had a few guys flirt with my MMO character because a fem name/avatar, but at least there they were probably just looking to cyber. I assumed.
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Someone did the math and those boobs would have to move faster then the speed of sound for that. I'm not sure why they figured that out, but I think the world is a better for it.
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Yeah that finger the clothed girlfriend one is 100% chatgpt, I almost feel like I can tell what they used for the prompt. Prob just more barely disguised fetish poo poo like the rest of reddit
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ChatGPT posts can gently caress off. These things are hard enough to follow at times as it is without getting the idiot bots in on it as well. Not everything needs AI god loving drat it. Write your own pitiful stories.
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