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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/Victorshi2020/status/1744464439355875634

If the real Trump tried to do this he'd topple over.

Probably would be unable to get up.

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a Donald Trump. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

You're in a desert, walking along when you look down and see a Donald Trump. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?

:lol: interlinked with :lol: interlinked with :lol: interlinked with :lol:

:lol: interlinked with nussy

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





watch this video

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7313670836416777502

and see if you think you watched the same video as matt walsh.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Strong Sauce posted:

watch this video

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7313670836416777502

and see if you think you watched the same video as matt walsh.



I think Walsh is upset a black woman is being praised

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



he just genuinely believes that guy was only a little bit behind her

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Wait, I don't know if I can form an opinion of the current political landscape until I check with... *looks at notes*

*ahem* "cat turd"

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

chaibat posted:

Apparently an old lady in NH used my phone number to sign up for RNC stuff. Your favorite president just texted me personally to let me know:

In 2023, the Radical Democrats unlawfully ARRESTED the leading 2024 presidential candidate (yours truly) four times, took a MUGSHOT of me, forced me off the campaign trail and into the courtroom for SHAM TRIALS, unlawfully REMOVED my name from the ballot, GAGGED and CENSORED me, are attempting to JAIL me for life as an innocent man, and are even seeking the “corporate death penalty” against me and my family.

:chaostrump: :trumppop:

lol @ GAGGED and CENSORED

Most cliche porn script EVER.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Catastrophe posted:

Wait, I don't know if I can form an opinion of the current political landscape until I check with... *looks at notes*

*ahem* "cat turd"

I mean with where tucker is now, it was probably either him or the crazy pillow guy again.

Even tucker isn't desperate enough to book loomer yet. ....give it ten months though?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

when the f can i finally start calling this guy mr brexit

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Strong Sauce posted:

watch this video

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7313670836416777502

and see if you think you watched the same video as matt walsh.



lol she narrates exactly how easy she took it on him because she didn't give a poo poo and she's trying to stick to her practice regime, and still ends it in a complete blow out

ROJO
Jan 14, 2006

Oven Wrangler

dr_rat posted:

Hey, I go barefoot all the time, I just don't like that y thing constantly between your big toe and the one next to it rubbing all the time. Particular as their mostly a beach thing, so you got sand up in there rubbing as well. Bearfoots better, that or proper sandals.

wearing them for like ten minutes over summer hot sand is fine if you really have to I guess.

See this is your problem. Only wearing them at the beach is wrong. Wear them everywhere when the weather is warm enough. Admittedly the beach is one of their worst use cases, just like every other piece of footwear. Free yourself.

Edit: and they are nice compared to anything else at the beach because when you do get sand in them and you need to rectify it, it is super easy to dangle them off your foot and shake the sand right out.

ROJO fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jan 9, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

lol she narrates exactly how easy she took it on him because she didn't give a poo poo and she's trying to stick to her practice regime, and still ends it in a complete blow out

lol he kept up with her real well


while she was basically jogging for her level of skill and athleticism, and then she took off like a fuckin' rocket

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

What point is he even upset about

Some random guy can't be a D1 track athlete? So? Why is he so mad about it? It's basically what you'd expect

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1744544084922908914

He could have magically fixed everything, like how he built the wall all across America.
He would have sold US petroleum and natural gas reserves at all time lows. Sell low, buy high, go bankrupt, the art of the deal

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jan 9, 2024

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Dude looked like if he tried another 100m he'd be dead on the ground. She was just keeping her practice pace

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Toxic Mental posted:

What point is he even upset about

Some random guy can't be a D1 track athlete? So? Why is he so mad about it? It's basically what you'd expect

A man lost to a woman at a physical contest. This is impossible and wrong.
A black person defeated a white person at something. This is impossible and wrong.

EDIT: Like, seriously, that's it. Your mistake is seeing her as an athlete. He is not seeing her as a person, let alone as a specific type of person. All he sees is 'black' and 'woman' both of which he knows t be inferior categories of creature.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Scam Likely posted:

We're moving into a place with all electric utilities, no natural gas at all, and it really REALLY upset my uncle who works in the gas industry.

:clint: "What will you do if they power goes out?"

:shrug: "Light candles and not watch TV for a while? Beats dying in a gas explosion"

I’d rather die in a gas explosion than not watch TV.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

A man lost to a woman at a physical contest. This is impossible and wrong.
A black person defeated a white person at something. This is impossible and wrong.

EDIT: Like, seriously, that's it. Your mistake is seeing her as an athlete. He is not seeing her as a person, let alone as a specific type of person. All he sees is 'black' and 'woman' both of which he knows t be inferior categories of creature.

lol I mean like if it was Louie Anderson vs. FloJo surely he'd be able to grasp what is happening, no?

lmao who am I kidding

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Toxic Mental posted:

lol I mean like if it was Louie Anderson vs. FloJo surely he'd be able to grasp what is happening, no?

a 400m ghost race, you say!?

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Strong Sauce posted:

they were really mad at biden for selling off our oil reserves and then got double angry when he replenished it at a cheaper price than he had sold it.

Art of the deal, Jack!

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

It's called "genes"!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I guess they can't all be all-timers.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

A man lost to a woman at a physical contest. This is impossible and wrong.
A black person defeated a white person at something. This is impossible and wrong.

EDIT: Like, seriously, that's it. Your mistake is seeing her as an athlete. He is not seeing her as a person, let alone as a specific type of person. All he sees is 'black' and 'woman' both of which he knows t be inferior categories of creature.

One in 8 British men think they could score a point off of Serena Williams which is just loving :laffo:. If I faced 100 serves from her I'd count myself lucky if I got my racket to even touch the ball once.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Where is the piss tape? I demand answers

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Escape From Noise posted:

I guess they can't all be all-timers.


Don't sign your posts Don

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Strong Sauce posted:

watch this video

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7313670836416777502

and see if you think you watched the same video as matt walsh.



dum girls! They have cootie

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
So judge chutkin was swatted, right?

Special counsel Jack Smith was targeted by attempted swatting on Christmas Day

NBC posted:

According to two law enforcement sources, someone called 911 and said that Smith had shot his wife at the address where Smith lives.


Montgomery County Police dispatched units toward the home but were called off when the Deputy U.S. Marshals protecting Smith and his family told police that it was a false alarm and that everyone inside the home was safe.

No arrests have been made in connection with the incident.

The cowardly loving tazed balls on these domestic terrorists on behalf of the shriveled orange sphincter that is their totemic spirit.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

LordSloth posted:

So judge chutkin was swatted, right?

Special counsel Jack Smith was targeted by attempted swatting on Christmas Day

The cowardly loving tazed balls on these domestic terrorists on behalf of the shriveled orange sphincter that is their totemic spirit.

Dark Brandon hangs up the telephone, takes a puff from his blunt before chuckling evilly

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Rod Hoofhearted posted:

There was a Wendy’s chicken nugget dropped in the parking lot at an apartment complex I used to live at that sat there untouched for over a month. Nothing would eat it, not raccoons, not stray dogs, not even ants or flies or bacteria or anything else.

It really made me think about what’s in fast food and what kind of stuff is done to it, like irradiation. :tinfoil:

so when you finally decided to eat it, what was the texture like? Did you dip it in a frosty?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Strong Sauce posted:

watch this video
...

They cannot let even a single tiny battle go, it's amazing. Even this, where it's blindingly obvious she's just toying with him and you literally see he is very much not holding his own, while she just casually blasts off, they still have to bend themselves into a four dimensional pretzel to explain that somehow this is actually a win for them.

And honestly, it's not even the fact that they pretend this doesn't show what it shows, it's the utter confidence and arrogance that amazes me the most. To be so confidently in denial is basically their superpower

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Machai posted:

I wonder if this dude has nightmares about Liam Neeson throwing him in a river.

No, just meeting Ewan MacGregor on Mustafar.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!

Donald Trump Jr: "I don't know this Donald Trump person"

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 45 minutes!
Oh a Matt Walsh post? Hey thread not sure if you knew this but Matt Walsh is not a running expert so no need to post his takes, in fact the only things that he's an expert in are all related to his diaper fetish and I'd prefer if that didn't get posted anyway

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

QuarkJets posted:

Oh a Matt Walsh post? Hey thread not sure if you knew this but Matt Walsh is not a running expert so no need to post his takes, in fact the only things that he's an expert in are all related to his diaper fetish and I'd prefer if that didn't get posted anyway

Nobody's incorporating his advice into their training plans here. You know very well that this is a thread for laughing at chud idiots, and that post is a twofer

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

In my heart, there's only one real Matt Walsh.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1744535671711076443

What about the Chinese that are still camped out on the border since the election three years ago?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1744535671711076443

What about the Chinese that are still camped out on the border since the election three years ago?

those are in canada

Mindless
Dec 7, 2001

WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to
Pillbug
I mean you can save a fortune in intelligence analysts by just making poo poo up

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1744535671711076443

What about the Chinese that are still camped out on the border since the election three years ago?

he's just vaguely remembering that part of Congo The Film where they kill monkeys with a laser beam. just random neurons firing, firrng, frignnnenn, ffrrrfrrr

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Buce posted:

he's just vaguely remembering that part of Congo The Film where they kill monkeys with a laser beam. just random neurons firing, firrng, frignnnenn, ffrrrfrrr

Chuck it on the gorilla channel and he'll start yelping about gorilla genocide or something

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