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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
who want to taste my steel?

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
why are people calling dibs on on-street parking

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
have you never had a car in a city

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Cuttlefush posted:

have you never had a car in a city

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Willa Rogers posted:

"wintry mix" here; such a lovely name for lovely weather.

look at this brilliant "dibs" idea tho:



an open parking spot AND free pants, get the hell outta my way!!!

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why are people calling dibs on on-street parking

Because clearing the snow out of the space is a lot of work and gently caress you trying to steal my spot after I did all that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Cuttlefush posted:

have you never had a car in a city

yeah but not one that requires digging my car out of 3 feet of snow every morning

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
midwesterners showing their whole rear end itt and some of y'all arent ready for that conversation

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Do your cities not do strest parking bans during snowstorms? hosed up

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Al! posted:

yeah but not one that requires digging my car out of 3 feet of snow every morning

oh yeah and that part

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Al! posted:

midwesterners showing their whole rear end itt and some of y'all arent ready for that conversation

buncha namby pamby coastals itt unable to earn their parking by plow and blood

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
if you live on the coast you never have to worry about shoveling snow for a parking spot or whatever because if it snows that much the city is already lost

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
if you tried to call dibs in the pnw the war of passive aggression you will have kicked off will make you wish you just got stabbed

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i bought a car while living in a basement apartment and i got multiple warnings left on my windshield before leaving a big sign saying I LIVE HERE on my dash. some neighborhoods are crazy about that

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why are people calling dibs on on-street parking

https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/01/08/how-did-dibs-become-a-thing-thank-chicagos-worst-blizzard/

Snow started falling 5 a.m. Jan. 26, 1967, and by 10 a.m. the next day, Chicago and all of its cars were buried in 23 inches, according to the National Weather Service.

It took weeks for the city to clear the thoroughfares. Most residential streets weren’t plowed, which made it hard for drivers to get anywhere, Alter said. There was so much snow, the city started shipping it to Florida on train cars, Alter said.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


jealous of anyone who hasn't seen Real poo poo go down over dibs on multiple occasions throughout their life

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

we're supposed to get more snow than inches on a porn star's dong on friday, followed by daily highs of 5F, and the closer I get to 70 the more I'm not up for this bullshit.

this is the last car I'll own & since it's 20 yrs old its demise could be any day now so I've been acclimating by taking public trans and walking most days of the week.

but it's not fun waiting for a bus when it's 2F. :smith:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
people in jersey have been calling dibs by filling their parking spot with lawn chairs and garbage for decades

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Willa Rogers posted:

we're supposed to get more snow than inches on a porn star's dong on friday, followed by daily highs of 5F, and the closer I get to 70 the more I'm not up for this bullshit.

this is the last car I'll own & since it's 20 yrs old its demise could be any day now so I've been acclimating by taking public trans and walking most days of the week.

but it's not fun waiting for a bus when it's 2F. :smith:

so somewhere between 6 and 12?

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Al! posted:

so somewhere between 6 and 12?

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Smythe posted:

filling their parking spot with lawn chairs and garbage for decades

tahts a used kia

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Smythe posted:

people in jersey have been calling dibs by filling their parking spot with lawn chairs and garbage for decades

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



power position

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Oh right deductibles reset at the start of the year so now my $35 pills cost $600 instead

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

docbeard posted:

Oh right deductibles reset at the start of the year so now my $35 pills cost $600 instead

:negative:

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Also one of my insulins jumped to $70 for a months supply and will stancil is going to come round to my house to scream at me that it didn't

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

thats whats up

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

docbeard posted:

Oh right deductibles reset at the start of the year so now my $35 pills cost $600 instead

i think thats too much

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

spot dibs is real and insane. the very first time I ever saw real physical violence was seeing someone move a lawn chair to park then the guy (ostensibly) whose spot it was run out of the apartment and pull the guy out of his car and beat the brakes off him

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I did some shoveling today.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Mr Hootington posted:

I did some shoveling today.

it is in my immediate future

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

docbeard posted:

Oh right deductibles reset at the start of the year so now my $35 pills cost $600 instead

my recommendation, get an appointment where theyll bill you for the copay later, then ditch out on the bill. that'll bring your prescription drug costs down

copy
Jul 26, 2007

Cuttlefush posted:

who want to taste my steel?

this motherfucker like the baskin robbins of blades 31 flavors of death

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

copy posted:

this motherfucker like the baskin robbins of blades 31 flavors of death

they're masterworks all

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Steak dinner night. Drenched in butter, midwest grassfed beef, marinated 24 hours, melt in the mouth delicious.

I'm going to have a coronary

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

spot dibs is real and insane. the very first time I ever saw real physical violence was seeing someone move a lawn chair to park then the guy (ostensibly) whose spot it was run out of the apartment and pull the guy out of his car and beat the brakes off him

see that just sounds like an excellent way to get yourself shot

yankees are nuts

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
You shovel the spot. You get the spot.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

Steak dinner night. Drenched in butter, midwest grassfed beef, marinated 24 hours, melt in the mouth delicious.

I'm going to have a coronary

Grain-fed tastes better.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Vox Nihili posted:

Grain-fed tastes better.

One of these days I will have the star

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