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I just set a phone timer for the estimated time remaining which is functionally identical to a notification anyway
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there are so many solutions that dont involve computer networking
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https://archive.org/details/PopularMechanics1950/Popular_Mechanics_12_1950/page/n85/mode/2up?view=theater this guy built a smart house with relays timers and switches in 1950
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Elder Postsman posted:https://archive.org/details/PopularMechanics1950/Popular_Mechanics_12_1950/page/n85/mode/2up?view=theater and the wild thing is that his house was not constantly under attack by a teenager in Bratislava
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only slightly after an even more insightful and prescient smart home testimonial by ray bradbury
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apple has an accessibility feature where it can discern different sounds (like your washer finishing) and notify you. not sure if that would go between devices though. my washer is particularly bad at estimating how long it will take so I'm curious about rigging up a sensor for it
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I just put my dirty clothes in the washer and put on clean clothes out of the dryer. Once the dryer is empty you start the washer. Maximum efficiency.
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I dont know why we don't just buy new clothes in bulk from china every time we need some instead of washing them. Its MUCH more data efficient
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:my Samsung TV on the other hand is busy being 80% of all blocked requests in the last 24 hours Their TVs are famously huge piles of spyware garbage. Nice screens, shame about everything else. I refuse to even tell mine the wifi password.
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it will still connect to your neighbors' unsecured wifi so it can sell your analytics data
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I have a Samsung washing machine and it plays an extremely long and happy jingle when it finishes, like it's very pleased with itself. Lol same It just keeps going and going
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polyester concept posted:my friend just had to buy a new fridge because his old LG one stopped working. apparently they used steel pipes for some things when everyone else uses copper, so they rusted, and they also had the amazing idea of encasing everything in foam so they cannot be repaired or replaced. my lg fridge is a POS. the compressor and ice machine both poo poo the bed within two years of purchase.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:it will still connect to your neighbors' unsecured wifi so it can sell your analytics data i'm pretty sure this is a myth, although the fact that it's so believable is certainly telling
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https://twitter.com/HuinGuillaume/status/1744724351013069284
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rotor posted:if you put your laundry machine on your network you deserve whatever comes next 
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oh my god e: drat that was supposed to be under that insane advert
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Shaggar posted:lmao lamo
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drat that went all kinds of places before i thought "that cant really be howard, can it" and then it was
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Downloading a firmware update for delicates iykwim
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https://twitter.com/GoddessL_/status/1744540420535943639
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dudes rock
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incredibly untrue. many people in this very forum have googles home and the like scattered through their houses
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chaos take: adult swim anti-humor is laundered boomer humor
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Kenny Logins posted:chaos take: adult swim anti-humor is laundered boomer humor how dare you. master shake is nothing like ed
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Kenny Logins posted:chaos take: adult swim anti-humor is laundered boomer humor Nah. The boomers were sincere about it.
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Armitag3 posted:how dare you. master shake is nothing like ed
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Kenny Logins posted:of COURSE vogue comes to the house! when you ORDER IT, you BIG, FAT, LADY!! he’s an rear end in a top hat
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Armitag3 posted:he’s an rear end in a top hat
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:oh my god your phone torch is on
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i mean its sort of an interesting corner case. On one hand you're clearly trading from inside, but on the other hand there's a giant hole in the plane so inside vs outside is kind of squishy
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