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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Toxic Mental posted:

Yeah but I’m lazy, have some sympathy here. I’ll add people if they stream in I guess but god drat this is already a volunteer position

$301 million then

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Toxic Mental posted:

Yeah but I’m lazy, have some sympathy here. I’ll add people if they stream in I guess but god drat this is already a volunteer position

Nah, lock it. Thread moves fast enough without spamming "IM GONNA GUESS $420, 69696969!! LOLOL" a thousand times

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

tek79 posted:

Desantis was on track to be the competent fascist, and then he drove a tank and we all know how that goes in American politics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCIZqPoQfEA

Dukakis never recovered from that tank.

An early example of the "politics" we now live in 24/7.

Mockery and "Machismo".

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

sugar free jazz posted:

once I heard his voice I knew dessbtis didn’t stand a chance. he sounds like a weenie.

Yeah. Plus just drones on in a weird monotone.

He also thinks he can throat with the goats but he's clearly in over his head.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
proof that Ron Desantis does literally everything with wincing contempt

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Serious_Cyclone posted:

proof that Ron Desantis does literally everything with wincing contempt

No kidding. This is him apparently preparing food at the Iowa state fair.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Is he sticking his hands in the fryer, what's going on?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!







Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

kazil posted:

speaking of wienies, what's the new thread position on postin' hot dogs?

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I mean don't go hogwild but once and a while is fine

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

Escape From Noise posted:

No kidding. This is him apparently preparing food at the Iowa state fair.


'Oh, I hate this part' as he lifts the oven pizza out of the oven with his bare hands

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Serious_Cyclone posted:

proof that Ron Desantis does literally everything with wincing contempt

Escape From Noise posted:

No kidding. This is him apparently preparing food at the Iowa state fair.


"wincing contempt" really is the best word for it. He really kicks my bully instinct into high gear. Someone find me a locker big enough to stuff this sniveling loser into.

The fact that the sign is upside down really is the icing on the cake.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

THE BAR posted:

Is he sticking his hands in the fryer, what's going on?

Performative laughing

He is trying so hard to come off like a normal hoo-mon but just doesn’t quite get there with these weird facial expression things

Dude reminds me somewhat of that Speaking Simulator game that came out a few years back, just flailing at the different controls without quite understanding what each thing does

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

MrQwerty posted:

DeSantis was never on track to be a "competent fascist" because that image required 100% sanitized and controlled pressers in his little fiefdom. Once he's not in complete control of his own narrative from the bottom up, he falls apart.

The less competent the Republican president the better, because the competent people are all waiting in the SuperPAC wings, drafting legislation and executive orders as we speak.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

THE BAR posted:

Is he sticking his hands in the fryer, what's going on?

Someone told him "Try to act like an everyday person. You know, normal, natural. Like you're one of them just going about your day and doing normal stuff" and he's the worst actor ever.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

bird with big dick posted:

Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death

There was an opportunity for goons to run a joke into the ground and by god they took it

A mod asked people to guess the number of trump’s fine and the next seventeen pages were a frantic race to guess 420 69

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

tek79 posted:

Someone told him "Try to act like an everyday person. You know, normal, natural. Like you're one of them just going about your day and doing normal stuff" and he's the worst actor ever.

And he just starts screaming, howling at the top of his lungs.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Escape From Noise posted:

No kidding. This is him apparently preparing food at the Iowa state fair.


the face of a man who attempted to……bust the :krust:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Given my extremely limited exposure to Colorado, I am to understand at this point that the Boebert family is basically the inspiration for Kenny's family in South Park


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797BNtfOkIA

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

i take no joy in reporting that trump jerked himself off to death while eating a hotdog for 300 million dollars

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

bird with big dick posted:

Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death

Every day.

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

i'd say give him a viking's funeral but there's no way a boat is going to support him

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

sugar free jazz posted:

i take no joy in reporting that trump jerked himself off to death while eating a hotdog for 300 million dollars

Looking positively radiant, sir!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

bird with big dick posted:

Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death

This thread is four days old and has 71 pages

Imagine how many pages it'll reach once Trump finally dies

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/foxnews/status/1745095477190594773?s=46&t=0hs33BGIDTDY2j_qH8YRBg

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This thread is four days old and has 71 pages

Imagine how many pages it'll reach once Trump finally dies

Somethingawful.com's server will melt down and burrow its way to the center of the Earth, lol'ing the entire time

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Come on! There is no way that man's God given name is loving Chip Roy.

Edit: Chips a Roy

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Somethingawful.com's server will melt down and burrow its way to the center of the Earth, lol'ing the entire time

I was around for the 2008 debates when there was a livethread of it and the servers poo poo the bed so much they kept making one dude post "BUSH'S BRAIN!!!!!!!" for four pages until someone finally probed him to get it to stop

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005




:sickos:

As much as I don’t like the amount of time wasted by the GOP’s dumbshit speaker shenanigans, Johnson is a piece of poo poo and deserves to be booted.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Lmao Johnson was like purestrain crazy too

Sounds like the GOP will be happy with no Speaker and have no intention of governing ever

Who could have predicted that

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Wii Spawn Camper posted:

:sickos:

As much as I don’t like the amount of time wasted by the GOP’s dumbshit speaker shenanigans, Johnson is a piece of poo poo and deserves to be booted.

Let him pass the CR first and then get the boot

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Imagine being stupid enough to want to be a republican speaker with this set of loving looney toons.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


I wonder if they have an iota of a plan of what happens next if they can the Johnson?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



445 million

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
literally only trump can be speaker

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

bird with big dick posted:

Why’s there so many posts did Trump poo poo himself to death

Apparently it was like Tubgirl but with an orchestra of tubas.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Hunter Biden is on Capitol Hill right now and there’s a huge gravitational anomaly because of his mega hog!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


"We need an even more spineless and insane flunkey!" :argh:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Hmm, guess it's time to fail 15 more ballots to vote another Speaker of the House into power. Maybe they'll choose Alex Jones or Ted Nugent this time?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Escape From Noise posted:

Come on! There is no way that man's God given name is loving Chip Roy.

Edit: Chips a Roy

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