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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Mr Hootington posted:

You shovel the spot. You get the spot.

And then someone asks "for how long?" and then the fists start flying.

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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

see that just sounds like an excellent way to get yourself shot

yankees are nuts

i would simply shoot the bullet out of the air to protect myself

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

You shovel the spot. You get the spot.

the privatization of public space should be opposed wherever it occurs

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the privatization of public space should be opposed wherever it occurs

*Knocks your front teeth out with my shovel*
Oh?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
how are these people home to defend "their" spot when they had to shovel it out to go someplace anyway

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Do you live somewhere it snows?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

One of these days I will have the star

you can celebrate with some delicious grain-fed steak when you get it

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Mr Hootington posted:

Do you live somewhere it snows?

lol no

but i'm from louisiana where it's legal and normal for people to keep guns in their cars

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

spot dibs is real and insane. the very first time I ever saw real physical violence was seeing someone move a lawn chair to park then the guy (ostensibly) whose spot it was run out of the apartment and pull the guy out of his car and beat the brakes off him

*dnd voice* dibs sound very ableist

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mr Hootington posted:

Steak dinner night. Drenched in butter, midwest grassfed beef, marinated 24 hours, melt in the mouth delicious.

I'm going to have a coronary

drat soubnds great. im jealous

speng31b
May 8, 2010

the glenn thread has finally been laid to rest

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
CHAINS BROKEN! CBO UNLEASHED!

speng31b
May 8, 2010

i mean laid to rest

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

speng31b posted:

the glenn thread has finally been laid to rest
sad. rip david

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:

CHAINS BROKEN! CBO UNLEASHED!

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

GAME OVER

It was a great match and Glenn Greenwald lost it.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

speng31b posted:

the glenn thread has finally been laid to rest

:cheersdoge:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
time for a new glenn thread but goons with a username starting with the word R can't p ost in it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Gumball Gumption posted:

And then someone asks "for how long?" and then the fists start flying.

one time there was a big white lexus parked across the driveway to my apartment parking lot. 10 units. im pulling out and get stuck, the gate car-crusher stopper is broken but im a genius so i get out and pull the clutch on the gate so it doesn't add some more "customization" to my fine vehicle. anyways i go into the nearby upscale biz where im certain the driver is and inquire. a very attractive asian woman says yes its my car. i say well im leaving my apartment and youre blocking the driveway. she says oh how long are you going to be. i say well im leaving for the night but there are 10 units so people are gonna be coming and going all night... i'd suggest not parking there. 20 mins later the neighbor group chat beeps "WHAT STUPID rear end in a top hat IS BLOCKING THE LOT??"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Smythe posted:

one time there was a big white lexus parked across the driveway to my apartment parking lot. 10 units. im pulling out and get stuck, the gate car-crusher stopper is broken but im a genius so i get out and pull the clutch on the gate so it doesn't add some more "customization" to my fine vehicle. anyways i go into the nearby upscale biz where im certain the driver is and inquire. a very attractive asian woman says yes its my car. i say well im leaving my apartment and youre blocking the driveway. she says oh how long are you going to be. i say well im leaving for the night but there are 10 units so people are gonna be coming and going all night... i'd suggest not parking there. 20 mins later the neighbor group chat beeps "WHAT STUPID rear end in a top hat IS BLOCKING THE LOT??"

that parked car would get 360 degrees of freestyle artistic engraving in most apartment complexes

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Xaris posted:

time for a new glenn thread but goons with a username starting with the word R can't p ost in it

we can fix them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Vox Nihili posted:

that parked car would get 360 degrees of freestyle artistic engraving in most apartment complexes

im a man of the community

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Xaris posted:

time for a new glenn thread but goons with a username starting with the word R can't p ost in it

lol...what is a glenn thread without them

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

what's a goon to a glennster

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Smythe posted:

one time there was a big white lexus parked across the driveway to my apartment parking lot. 10 units. im pulling out and get stuck, the gate car-crusher stopper is broken but im a genius so i get out and pull the clutch on the gate so it doesn't add some more "customization" to my fine vehicle. anyways i go into the nearby upscale biz where im certain the driver is and inquire. a very attractive asian woman says yes its my car. i say well im leaving my apartment and youre blocking the driveway. she says oh how long are you going to be. i say well im leaving for the night but there are 10 units so people are gonna be coming and going all night... i'd suggest not parking there. 20 mins later the neighbor group chat beeps "WHAT STUPID rear end in a top hat IS BLOCKING THE LOT??"

the car thread would be losing their poo poo if they knew you tried to solve a car-related problem like an adult

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

the car thread would be losing their poo poo if they knew you tried to solve a car-related problem like an adult

but it was only causing problems for other cars

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

copy posted:

for some reason this reminded me of a time where some weirdo dnd podcast guy was posting here (i think the one who got an australian court to make anoyher tradgames poster write an apology post for calling him a sex predator or something) and he showed this tattoo on his arm of his girlfriend's preexisting conditions and it was like IBS and poo poo and another poster replied saying he'd done that too and a picture of his arm with "butt porblems" written on it in sharpie

That girl has the same autoimmune disorder as my partner, and the first time I heard of the disease was a goon making a Facebook post under his real name lamenting that his favorite porn star had been diagnosed with it.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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i think numbers guy's posts should probably start being blanked

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Rip Glenn thread

copy
Jul 26, 2007

rodbeard posted:

That girl has the same autoimmune disorder as my partner, and the first time I heard of the disease was a goon making a Facebook post under his real name lamenting that his favorite porn star had been diagnosed with it.

lol goons wildin'

my_custom_username
Nov 30, 2023

copy posted:

lol goons wildin'

A goon in more than one way

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

KirbyKhan posted:

Rip Glenn thread

yep it's dead for good this time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
glenn (the thread) never really recovered from David's passing

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

KirbyKhan posted:

R Glenn thread

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Xaris posted:

time for a new glenn thread but goons with a username starting with the word R can't p ost in it

R is a letter

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


glenn geenwald

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

this guy's good

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Gumball Gumption posted:

Someone complained about how the evil CSPAM politics posters ruined trad games, a hobby that has never ever before had to deal with the stupidest political brain possible.

its the other way around, trad game posters ruined cspam politics posting

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
good morning

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Smythe posted:

sometimes i remember & lol @ this post:

cspam haters are cursed by their success because the qcs campaigns succeeded in making cspam more normal then themselves lol

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