LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745116946561999121

Crockett loving owns

I'm in love

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:26

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:15

Abisteen: Sep 30, 2005; Oh my God what the fuck am I?

Accipiter posted:

I have never heard of Jasmine Crockett before today but hoooo boy do I like her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIHuM-POc0&t=22s

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

kazil posted:

Crockett loving owns

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:26

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

Crockett berating the Republicans made my morning that much better. I wish more people could/would just scream at the GOP when they're grandstanding, but the GOP does a drat good job of hiding behind decorum rules and keeping their public speeches trimmed of any conflicting viewpoints.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:27

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

John Wick of Dogs posted:

That dude looks 30

He's 35. Also he claims to have never read a book. Not even in school. I believe it.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:28

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Abisteen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIHuM-POc0&t=22s

lol he guilty

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:29

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Abisteen posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feIHuM-POc0&t=22s

how does someone this cool come from texas

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:33

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

kazil posted:

[...]
Crockett loving owns

Just want to chime in to say that I really, really, appreciate you both linking and screenshotting twitter posts like that. But fyi, you can also make screenshots that link to the tweet like so:

code:

[url=https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745116946561999121][img]https://i.imgur.com/bX3SCST.png[/img][/url]

Which would be even better!

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Alan Smithee posted:

how does someone this cool come from texas

...and where do we get lots & lots more

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:36

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

This is delicious

https://twitter.com/realTuckFrumper/status/1745119339404255709?s=20

quote:

House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) called behind closed doors on Wednesday for his fellow Republicans to stop criticising him and his budget negotiations on social media, per two sources inside the room.

With just days to avert a partial government shutdown, conservatives are slamming Johnson�s topline budget agreement with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), alleging it does not go far enough to include GOP priorities and cut spending.

Facing a Jan. 19 deadline, some hardliners have said they are not opposed to shutting down the government in an attempt to get more concessions.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:48

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This is delicious

https://twitter.com/realTuckFrumper/status/1745119339404255709?s=20

sounds like he's about 5 minutes from getting swatted by one of his colleagues

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:48

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

MrQwerty posted:

sounds like he's about 5 minutes from getting swatted by one of his colleagues

Here's hoping it's Marge since she's specifically stupid enough to do it, and there's a good chance that, if caught, someone will be able to also pin the pipe bombs at the Capitol on her (which she absolutely completely did, no question in my mind).

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:51

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1744843664407626057?s=20

2 things republicans love

Child marriage
Child Labor

We'll allow kids to work full time instead of getting an education, but won't allow them to work enough to get overtime pay. lol.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:54

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745116946561999121

Crockett loving owns

drat that�s some good poo poo.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:56

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

# ? Jan 10, 2024 17:57

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The Locator posted:

We'll allow kids to work full time instead of getting an education, but won't allow them to work enough to get overtime pay. lol.

Shortfalls on unskilled labor is pretty much the thing that immigration is meant to fix. The fact that Republicans are simultaneously the party of corporatism AND anti-immigration is bonkers.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:05

Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:06

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:07

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Lol. Is she yelling about Clinton?

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:07

Symphoric: Apr 20, 2005

Pook Good Mook posted:

Shortfalls on unskilled labor is pretty much the thing that immigration is meant to fix. The fact that Republicans are simultaneously the party of corporatism AND anti-immigration is bonkers.

Republicans don't actually want immigrants to stop coming, they want them to live in abject fear, work for nothing, and have no rights when they are abused to death.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:08

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

lmfao

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1744843664407626057?s=20

2 things republicans love

Child marriage
Child Labor

Creating entire swathes of poor young people who never quite financially recover or even hit the middle class, to own the libs. Countdown until one of them says something about High Schoolers who just need pocket money, or blames them later for not getting a valuable college education.

WE NEED BODIES IN THESE JOBS RAAAARRRHHHHHGH

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jan 10, 2024

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:08

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

lmao this hunter hearing is shaping up pretty good

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:09

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Lol. They really didn't like the Diaper Don thing.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:09

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Aramis posted:

thanks, I'll give it a go, though on desktop it doesn't make it as obvious that some are videos

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:09

ProfessorMarvel: Jan 6, 2021; Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxwellFrostFL/status/1745122782281666910

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:10

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

What the gently caress is this hearing supposed to be about, exactly?

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:10

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

Escape From Noise posted:

Lol. They really didn't like the Diaper Don thing.

They can't even do alliteration right. It's the entire reason diaper don works.
I can come up with a better one on the spot.
Jabroni Joe

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:10

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this committee supposed to be about, exactly?

To hold Hunter in contempt for not showing up to the closed door subpoena

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:11

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this committee supposed to be about, exactly?

How Hunter took bribe money from a Chinese billionare to see his huge hog

...oh wait no, That's Trump's most recent subpeona, silly me

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:11

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this hearing supposed to be about, exactly?

hunter biden ignoring a congressional subpoena and being held in contempt of congress i think?

you know, something house republicans have never done

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:12

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1745116660523049192?s=20

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:13

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

explosivo posted:

What the gently caress is this hearing supposed to be about, exactly?

Just hanging out, shooting the poo poo. Having a great time

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:14

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Weird how the party that keeps complaining about witch hunts is going full Witch Finder General.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:15

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I love my dying gay country

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:16

Synesthesian Fetish: Apr 29, 2008; Ya know, I useta be President... I'll let you kids punch me anywhere but the face for a dollar.

Toxic Mental posted:

Voting is now locked on the mod contest

I ousted him in my own personal J6. I claim complete and total immunity as I was doing this as part of my duty to the thread.

Whatever the CNN headline is

Here's the final list. Please laugh at the idiots who overlapped and will be getting probation once the final decision is reached. Good luck and please don't do an insurrection in SAD when you lose.

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Why does Vire get two guesses?

Vire $350 million $359 million

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:16

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Why does Vire get two guesses?

Vire $350 million $359 million

Because coffee is for closers!

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:18

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

No one took the triple deuces so if we still taking guesses $222,000,000

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:26

The Locator: Sep 12, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745116491194802333

Kinda cool to see her actually call them out to their faces as the liars that they absolutely are.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:27

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:15

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Okay I got the last few stragglers I think and hopefully there's no errors, or maybe there are, I can't be hosed. NO MORE SUBMISSIONS PLEASE GOD LEAVE ME ALONE.

# ? Jan 10, 2024 18:31

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