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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


lol No way

edit: Actually literally no way, it's a caucus

Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jan 10, 2024

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

like the primary or all?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Ok I'ma need y'all to actually read the articles before posting them because this clickbait stuff ain't working and we end up having 20 people quote the original tweet while like 2 attempt to explain how it's wrong and it becomes a jumbled mess

Don't be purveyors of disinformation!!!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Reading is for nerds (I edited in your comment)

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Does Trump really need to register any paperwork to earn the GOP nomination? It’s probably why he doesn’t go to any primary debates because why would he have any worry about losing the nomination? If anything, everyone else is just aiming to be his VP.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

kazil posted:

Reading is for nerds (I edited in your comment)

Reading is woke and we all know it.

Reading "rainbow". I mean wow.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
goddamn AI articles got us edging hardcore over here.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
The Nevada primary means all of jack and poo poo. Trump not being on the ballot has literally no bearing on whether he receives the nomination or not. Trump being in prison has no bearing on whether he receives the nomination or not.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Does Trump really need to register any paperwork to earn the GOP nomination? It’s probably why he doesn’t go to any primary debates because why would he have any worry about losing the nomination? If anything, everyone else is just aiming to be his VP.

Yes because if he doesn't run bylaws state he doesn't get delegates because he's not running unopposed

Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

me irl
the nevada gop has some weird poo poo going on where they're having both a primary and a caucus, but only the caucus counts for state delegates. also candidates can't appear both on the primary and the caucus.

ur guess is as good as mine

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Ok I'ma need y'all to ... posting them ... clickbait stuff ... having 20 people quote the original tweet ... be purveyors of disinformation!!!

I read this pretty quickly but I think I got the gist

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

funeral home DJ posted:

Oh gods if we could have Weird Mike kicked to the curb by the end of this week it'd be three GOP speakers come and gone within 370 days.

They already have a new speaker lined up.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

The cock is us, really.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

fondue posted:

They already have a new speaker lined up.



Most charismatic one they have had yet!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Jake Gittes posted:

the nevada gop has some weird poo poo going on where they're having both a primary and a caucus, but only the caucus counts for state delegates. also candidates can't appear both on the primary and the caucus.

ur guess is as good as mine

Lol they're running election interference on themselves

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:lmao:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Here we go again
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1745174598470291524

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
at what point can they hold MTG in contempt because seriously

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Okay Im just gonna go ahead and say Mike Johnson won't be speaker by the end of the month.

I say he passes the funding and the government doesn't shut down but they immediately call for him to vacate

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




We're still doing this huh

She's obsessed with doing this

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Oh drat it really is that big?

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you
That I almost believe that they’re real

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

MTG is a sex pervert and must be stopped before children see this filth she's peddling

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
God drat Raskin it's just a picture of a dong

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

LOL

E: also lol at other lady being careful where her hand goes

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



she's got fuckin' wallet sized ones too so she can show people in line at the grocery store

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Just lol’ing that an elected official is just holding up pictures of a private citizen’s thick meaty hog in a hearing. Wouldn’t be surprised if she asks Hunter to lay it out to prove it’s his.

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

i cant believe trump is just not gonna be on teh ballot at all ever in nevada this upcoming election season, omg

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

kazil posted:

Here we go again



No wonder Hunter decided to nope out when it was her turn, just pure revenge porn on the house floor...again. Representing the people

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Ringo Star Get posted:

Just lol’ing that an elected official is just holding up pictures of a private citizen’s thick meaty hog in a hearing. Wouldn’t be surprised if she asks Hunter to lay it out to prove it’s his.

The President's son

It's loving absurd

Jake Gittes
Jul 11, 2006

me irl

sugar free jazz posted:

i cant believe trump is just not gonna be on teh ballot at all ever in nevada this upcoming election season, omg

he's going to be on the general election ballot in nevada

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

All jokes about Hunter's Hog aside, it is honestly genuinely so immensely and incredibly hosed up that he's being repeatedly exposed against his will for literally no loving reason. Him being a dude doesn't make that any less lovely and awful.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord
https://twitter.com/SacredRitual/status/1745130177464594641

Edit: cuts off in the preview -

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Jake Gittes posted:

he's going to be on the general election ballot in nevada

nuh uh i saw the tweet, trump's out, it's done, the ghost of harry reid has done it again

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



ImpAtom posted:

All jokes about Hunter's Hog aside, it is honestly genuinely so immensely and incredibly hosed up that he's being repeatedly exposed against his will for literally no loving reason. Him being a dude doesn't make that any less lovely and awful.

the fact that she wasn't expelled the first time she brought these into the room is DEEPLY hosed up and should have made any actual Christian Republican swear off that party forever

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Here's a headline from the WaPo that succinctly sums up the modern GOP:

"Republican governors in 15 states reject summer food money for kids"


Free money from the Feds to feed kids from low income families and these GOP gov's said nope.


Never forget, cruelty is part of the point.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

What is he laughing at? The fruit snacks? The clean helmet? The custom nameplates on everything?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Isn't it awfully nice, Hunter's penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to see his dong
It's swell to spot a stiffy
It's divine to see a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
Three cheers for Hunters Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for his one-eyed trouser snake
His piece of pork, your wife's best friend
His Percy, or his cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't show it in a hearing
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

rotinaj posted:

What is he laughing at? The fruit snacks? The clean helmet? The custom nameplates on everything?

Edited the post once I noticed the preview image cut it off. He was laughing at the FREs (Fruitsnacks Ready to Eat)

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Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


Kyle's pants are still perfectly creased. Exhausted after a long day ironing or something

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