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Bloody Hedgehog posted:On thing I've noticed almost every hoarder says on these shows, they refer to everything they're hoarding as "their treasures". If you ever hear someone refer to some basic, average thing as a "treasure", that person is secretly a hoarder. What about calling the plain gold ring I found "my precious"?
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dr_rat posted:What if everything everything your hoarding is like untold mounds of gold and precious gems? Real subtle. We know it's you, Smaug. Quit boasting, you scaly rear end bitch.
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What I want is a military grade flamethrower and a good respirator helmet. This has to be cleansed from the earth.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Well then that was the last thing I needed to read before going to bed. Does anyone have the Elise the Great story about the cat?
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Fingat infected https://twitter.com/TheCJPerry/status/1745235726437089530?t=llkf1ylmfhBGB8mbxh8xZw&s=19 It used to look like this https://twitter.com/TheCJPerry/status/1736908129697460332?t=JMJgPHqyvJwCtDaXUV5mVQ&s=19
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Super bacteria and impotent antibiotics, yay! Gonna die from stinky pus filled limbs and plastics induced rear end cancer during a wet bulb event
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But the milk must flow! It is worth it!
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dr_rat posted:What if everything everything your hoarding is like untold mounds of gold and precious gems? then you are goblin
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If I leave a bucket of wet dough in the garden how long will it be before I have the rat soup?
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Fly with me posted:She's wearing sandals while things are crawling everywhere. Would you rather have sandals on and be able to kick things off your feet, or shoes/boots and they crawl inside your shoes and come home with you? Obvious third option of sealed foot coverings aside, cause look at this woman.
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BallerBallerDillz posted:Does anyone have the Elise the Great story about the cat? One of the best replies to that story was something like “it’s so sad when old women are reduced to eating cat food” and a friend and I repeat that to each other when we want to inflict the psychic damage of remembering it.
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Fingat infected Am I supposed to know who that is or what happened to her?
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Jan 11, 2024 14:38
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Her finger is being eaten by the west India Golden silkworm, a type of maggot that turns meat into a yellowish silk, soon she's going to burst into a bunch of fine mesh thread
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Jan 11, 2024 15:08
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I've had to do some jobs at the prison here, and that was where I encountered my Worst Smell. The place is always in the news cause its a 155yo old hell hole that sorely needs to be replaced but our government is more inept than those most anywhere else. I'm sure it doesn't compare to the rat soup but I'll never forget it. I was doing a job at the lockup at the court house once and they hauled a guy in in cuffs and all of a sudden we got this wicked bad smell. Guy had poo poo himself.
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 I would hope this isn’t modern and is from the 70’s or 60’s or something… Edit: yeah here’s a source. https://1900hotdog.com/2020/10/learning-day-science-4-for-christian-schools/ Lots of cursed hilarity in that. Cartoon Man fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Jan 11, 2024 16:57
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That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've seen in like fifteen minutes.
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That does explain the Texas electric grid. If those folks were educated to believe that electricity is just magic that appears in sockets from God's grace or something, then what are we spending money on things like power lines and winterizing power plants for?
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By popular demand posted:What I want is a military grade flamethrower and a good respirator helmet. 除恶务尽
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I don't think I've read that but the cover looks so familiar, I think I must've seen them in the church library or something when I was a kid. I can only imagine there was some type of radioactivity-esque effect that made me dumber just by being in their vicinity, that would explain a lot
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On the topic of flesh eating bacteria, don’t stick one’s hands in stagnant or brackish water and take any minor cut that looks infected extremely seriously if you’ve been around brackish water. Basically anywhere on the east coast and the gulf. But especially anywhere in the Chesapeake bay. It’s extremely fast like a day or so. https://2019-mde.maryland.gov/PublicHealth/pages/vibrio.aspx It’s common enough that all the professional waterfront folks know people who have died or have just outright had it.
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Paladinus posted:Am I supposed to know who that is or what happened to her? She is a wrassle lady and her finger is all gross.
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Bar Ran Dun posted:On the topic of flesh eating bacteria, don’t stick one’s hands in stagnant or brackish water and take any minor cut that looks infected extremely seriously if you’ve been around brackish water. Basically anywhere on the east coast and the gulf. But especially anywhere in the Chesapeake bay. drat it's even taken out the web server, this poo poo does not gently caress around
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Beer_Suitcase posted:She is a wrassle lady and her finger is all gross. And that isn't even a rasslin' injury, just an errant splinter that went bad
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Loved the lady on hoarders who needed one more hit of jenkem before she let them clean up
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First I thought they were going for "...and just like electricity, God is also invisible and intangible, but he's all around us nevertheless", which, I guess, is an OK analogy for tiny kids to grasp, but then... ...hoooooooooooooo boy. Do not skip clicking this.
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WIFEY WATCHDOG posted:Loved the lady on hoarders who needed one more hit of jenkem before she let them clean up I only saw a few horders episodes, but one where they try to help a food hoarder sticks with me. She had those boxes of broth that were visibly bulging, the meat drawer in the fridge that was 6 inches of some sort of slurry. And she fought the cleaners constantly about throwing stuff out. I think they called it a loss on her.
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codo27 posted:I've had to do some jobs at the prison here, and that was where I encountered my Worst Smell. The place is always in the news cause its a 155yo old hell hole that sorely needs to be replaced but our government is more inept than those most anywhere else. I'm sure it doesn't compare to the rat soup but I'll never forget it. Lol, that's pretty horrible. A prisoner just kicks down a rotten cell door. So many rats, you're tripping on them. Not to brag, but I dunno if America has a prison even worse than that place. But we also have privatized prisons, so that's probably the largest difference
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Paladinus posted:Am I supposed to know who that is or what happened to her? Even knowing very well who that is and what happened doesn’t help She got a random splinter in her finger and then it got infected and now she has been going back to the hospital repeatedly for treatment because the infection is really nasty
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Dave Syndrome posted:First I thought they were going for "...and just like electricity, God is also invisible and intangible, but he's all around us nevertheless", which, I guess, is an OK analogy for tiny kids to grasp, but then... Some scientists believe God is partially produced by the movement of earth. Others believe God is mostly produced by the sun
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PaleIrishGuy posted:Would you rather have sandals on and be able to kick things off your feet, or shoes/boots and they crawl inside your shoes and come home with you?
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Bar Ran Dun posted:On the topic of flesh eating bacteria, don’t stick one’s hands in stagnant or brackish water and take any minor cut that looks infected extremely seriously if you’ve been around brackish water. Basically anywhere on the east coast and the gulf. But especially anywhere in the Chesapeake bay. think the links broken. i used to do surg tech at a hospital on the gulf coast and once a week someone would come in with a case of necrotizing fasciitis. just huge pockets of pus and dead tissue being eaten up by this eager little bacteria we'd have to pulse-vac out. the stuffs apparently just like everywhere, especially the dirty water. miss that little guy. hope theyre doing well out there. flubber nuts fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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CitizenKain posted:I only saw a few horders episodes, but one where they try to help a food hoarder sticks with me. She had those boxes of broth that were visibly bulging, the meat drawer in the fridge that was 6 inches of some sort of slurry. And she fought the cleaners constantly about throwing stuff out. I think they called it a loss on her. The worst one I remember was this lady who blocked up her only toilet, so she just pivoted to making GBS threads in paint buckets and leaving them. Her whole house was filled with buckets of poo poo and piss. Anyway, she’s microwaving chili in a bowl that has literal poop on it and the guy from the show asks her if she thinks it’s a good idea to be eating from that. “Oh it’s fine, it’s only on the edge of the bowl.”
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The Cursed Mental Images Thread
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well it's gross hours in the thread so i guess i'll share my worst smell. i was sixteen years old working concessions at the local giant movie theater. they assigned me the task of clearing out the drains directly underneath the concessions stand since it was filled with black sludge. it was basically the accumulation of popcorn butter, soda, nacho cheese, and whatever little crumbs of pretzels and chips got smushed into the grate. the sludge itself smelled bad but it wasn't awful. what killed me was right after when i donned a latex glove and dug out like four inches and a pint of the stuff. i get hit square in the face with this warm blast of rotten concessions air that almost makes me puke. anyways i did that for $6.75/hr.
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Is this really a case of "hoarding" per se? All the objects she's trashing are just empty food containers. Seems more like someone who's just incapable of cleaning up after themselves. Probably hoarder adjacent, I guess.
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The Moon Monster posted:Is this really a case of "hoarding" per se? All the objects she's trashing are just empty food containers. Seems more like someone who's just incapable of cleaning up after themselves. Probably hoarder adjacent, I guess. ... what is your understanding of hoarding, friend?
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This room is for all my boxes. As is that room, and the toilet. And the hallway. And there's some boxes on the bed, so I sleep under some boxes instead. That's why me and my brother were crushed to death under some boxes.
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