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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
"Sean Payton would have gone for two"

Not literally true, of course, but illustrative of a point.

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Redeye Flight posted:


Also courtesy of his links section, have Amy "Princess of Darkness" Trask just ripping Allen's skin off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9ZumBTlPA

drat! If more of this comes out they might have to can his rear end. That or they're just punting 2024 and restarting in 2025.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
He's just not head coach material. I think we can see that between his stint with the Raiders and the Saints. Hell be a fine coordinator after he eventually gets fired.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

I swear I’ve heard that same audio over a baseball game

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Redeye Flight posted:

Also courtesy of his links section, have Amy "Princess of Darkness" Trask just ripping Allen's skin off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9ZumBTlPA

Holy goddamn loving poo poo you were not kidding

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

A.o.D. posted:

He's just not head coach material. I think we can see that between his stint with the Raiders and the Saints. Hell be a fine coordinator after he eventually gets fired.

this is literally every NFC S coach

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Redeye Flight posted:

Also courtesy of his links section, have Amy "Princess of Darkness" Trask just ripping Allen's skin off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9ZumBTlPA

Legit refreshing hearing someone even formerly from corporate willing to talk poo poo about someone who was and remains a clear fraud nobody likes

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Wow, Dennis Allen to Bama? I'm hearing a lot of chatter. I mean, a winning NFL coach can surely dominate in a lesser league

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Instead of apologizing, Dennis Allen should have done what Titans owner Bud Adams did when they were blowing out the Bills in 2009.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxHuUGG_2c

I know nothing of Adams the human, but always remembered that AFL rivalries were still hot 50 years later.

RC and Moon Pie fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jan 11, 2024

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Aw man. I just realised we're gonna lose Jeremy Chinn and he's going to go somewhere and end up a pro bowler.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Panthers have a home game in Germany next year.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Die Panthers Die

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Saints org falling apart at a very fundamental level apparently

https://twitter.com/JonoBarnes/status/1745438967049130075

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Ya hate to see it.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

wandler20 posted:

Ya hate to see it.

I do not hate to see it.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

Die Panthers Die

:golfclap:

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I wonder if part of keeping Allen is they know they'd be at the bottom of most coaches lists due to the salary cap situation there. New coaches like to bring in new players. The Saints just don't have the cap dollars to make it happen and they're stuck with this roster. Not exactly what a HC would be looking for, especially with 8 other jobs available.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

wandler20 posted:

I wonder if part of keeping Allen is they know they'd be at the bottom of most coaches lists due to the salary cap situation there. New coaches like to bring in new players. The Saints just don't have the cap dollars to make it happen and they're stuck with this roster. Not exactly what a HC would be looking for, especially with 8 other jobs available.

I’d like to think they know they need a caretaker coach while they sort out the roster but in my heart I know they’re going to sign like 100M in new contracts for FAs and pretend that this year is really the year Dennis figures it out and goes all the way (beats Todd Bowles and wins the division at 7-10).

Barudak
May 7, 2007

PostNouveau posted:

Saints org falling apart at a very fundamental level apparently

https://twitter.com/JonoBarnes/status/1745438967049130075

Yeah players arent gonna be thrilled to be on the "we have absolutely no hope or direction at the moment, so we're gonna just kind of southernly implode" team that also cant oherpay them.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

That article says Mickey held a players only meeting. Lmao at the GM having to do that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:rubby:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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https://twitter.com/SBNation/status/1745478724277899428

Well huh.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Can't block this one! But it could get the Panthers a couple much needed draft picks.

https://x.com/josephperson/status/1745501083969966512?s=20

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

wandler20 posted:

Can't block this one! But it could get the Panthers a couple much needed draft picks.

https://x.com/josephperson/status/1745501083969966512?s=20

Please god no.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I am coming to terms with the fact that next year is going to be a collapse year.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

A.o.D. posted:

I am coming to terms with the fact that next year is going to be a collapse year.

I hope so. That’s preferable to another middle of the road year that convinces them to keep trying the same things.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

A.o.D. posted:

I am coming to terms with the fact that next year is going to be a collapse year.

A collapse year and a NFCS champsionship are, like, a couple bounces of the ball difference

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I hope so. That’s preferable to another middle of the road year that convinces them to keep trying the same things.

Also a collapse is a lot more interesting than what the gently caress I watched for 14 games last year.

*falcons, patriots, lions were actual good games.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

PostNouveau posted:

A collapse year and a NFCS champsionship are, like, a couple bounces of the ball difference

You can do both at the same time!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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gatdamn

https://twitter.com/nick_underhill/status/1745472633863295185

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

at some point in all of these insane accounting tricks someone's gonna misplace a single date and a backup Guard is gonna take home $50M

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Complicated heist film where Jameis Winston finds ways to shut down Saints operations to get the poison pill thing in his contract to actually execute

Step 1: Shut down the New Orleans power grid
Step 2: Take out sewage pumping capacity
Step 3: Make the roads impassable

Oh gently caress, the madman, this plan is already in motion!

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jan 12, 2024

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PostNouveau posted:

Complicated heist film where Jameis Winston finds ways to shut down Saints operations to get the poison pill thing in his contract to actually execute

Step 1: Shut down the New Orleans power grid
Step 2: Take out sewage pumping capacity
Step 3: Make the roads impassable

Oh gently caress, the madman, this plan is already in motion!

Step 3: check

https://x.com/JonoBarnes/status/1745628234438381665?s=20

also

https://x.com/peniseconomist/status/1745457265354969500?s=20

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Is that a real photo of Arthur Smith because holy poo poo does it look like AI

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:thejoke:

Although car-swallowing pothole on Poydras is very funny. That's like, right, downtown

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

zimbomonkey posted:

Is that a real photo of Arthur Smith because holy poo poo does it look like AI

I told chat GPT to make Chris Griffin a 40 yr old falcons coach and that's what it spat out.

Jesus christ he's only 41. Dude looks deep in his 50s.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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PostNouveau posted:

:thejoke:

Although car-swallowing pothole on Poydras is very funny. That's like, right, downtown

At what point does it upgrade from pothole to canyon?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Silly Burrito posted:

At what point does it upgrade from pothole to canyon?

When you charge money to see it

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Silly Burrito posted:

At what point does it upgrade from pothole to canyon?

when you can yodel in it.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

A.o.D. posted:

when you can yodel in it.
WHO DAT! who dat who dat who dat

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