LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

pro starcraft loser posted:

The GOP is so, so, so bad at this. Yet they want to run the entire country lol.

(Are twitter embeds busted?)

its because the true believer nuts are in full control or trump oppertunists at least in the house. the bueness wing still holds the senate because mcconnel but the second he dies its game on.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:49

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# ? May 28, 2024 12:14

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

kazil posted:

If it is the case, what's the gameplan for Dems negotiating with any future GOP Speakers? Demand that they hold the vote immediately after the deal has been formalized?

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:50

Serious_Cyclone: Oct 25, 2017; I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Lawyer: �my client made an honest mistake, your honor�

:yooge:

I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE AND IT WAS A GREAT IDEA, �HAPPY� BANKS!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:51

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:

Funny you should mention that...

Hahahahahahah yes. YES!!!!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:51

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

Johnson is shrinking away and Alina's closing argument is "Everyone lies your honor it's just a rich white guy whoopsie-daisy. Crimes are for poor people."

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Johnsons hosed either way. He negotiates with Dems for a budget , they motion to vacate. If the Dems support Johnson then all of the Republicans in his party lose their minds. If Dems don't support he's out.

Just a poo poo sandwich in any direction

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Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

He was screwed from the moment he was chosen, and he likely knew it.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:53

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Aramis posted:

He was screwed from the moment he was chosen, and he likely knew it.

https://twitter.com/haleytalbotcnn/status/1745492215172931920

yeah i think thats the case. he is giving the caucus the reigns and saying "ok do it" it wont end well for anyone but lol.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:54

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Giving the reigns to the Freedom Caucus is a terrible idea.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

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PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

kazil posted:

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Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

kazil posted:

lol!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:58

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

To be fair, I don't think he personally has much, if anything to lose here. Everyone and their uncle knows that this is a sisyphean task, and no one is going to rake him over the coal for failing.

e:

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TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

kazil posted:

Just hold him in contempt

Jesus gently caress what is so hard about this

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Rescue Toaster: Mar 13, 2003

kazil posted:

Oh my god please. Please, Engoron, let him keep talking until he breaks the gag order.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:59

TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Dapper_Swindler posted:

https://twitter.com/haleytalbotcnn/status/1745492215172931920

yeah i think thats the case. he is giving the caucus the reigns and saying "ok do it" it wont end well for anyone but lol.

Lmao

Yes the HFC will put together a workable budget for a majority 1 gop vote to happen, that will CERTAINLY be voted on by the Senate

Lmao the GOP is going to do a government shutdown in a presidential election, holy gently caress

# ? Jan 11, 2024 18:59

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

kazil posted:

I just experienced a new human reaction

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:00

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

TulliusCicero posted:

Just hold him in contempt

Jesus gently caress what is so hard about this

What's so hard about it?

It sets the precedent that "the powerful" are held accountable. We can't have that. Can you imagine if people with money and power played by the rules we have? CHAOS I TELL YOU ITS CHAOS

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:00

Droogie: Mar 21, 2007; But what I do
I do
because I like to do.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Es mi dia primero.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:00

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

post itt every time Trump starts talking immediately without agreeing

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:01

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

and he's already done. pissed off the judge

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:02

Machai: Feb 21, 2013

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Lol I live right next to this Target, I was not at all surprised they were closing it when 6 months before they whittled the staff down to 10. They blamed theft and homelessness lmfao get fuct Target. The Bartell's (now owned by Rite-Aid) said the same thing but their problem was the same: they slashed staff.

They didn't cut jobs, the staff were shoplifted from the store.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:03

Droogie: Mar 21, 2007; But what I do
I do
because I like to do.

kazil posted:

and he's already done. pissed off the judge

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Good!

https://jtwitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1745290159304622336?s=20

Push this hard

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:03

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

kazil posted:

and he's already done. pissed off the judge

Lol "alllllright that's enough"

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:04

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

lmao stormed out of the courtroom? or maybe thrown out? lol

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:05

funeral home DJ: Apr 21, 2003; Pillbug

explosivo posted:

Lol "alllllright that's enough"

Trump was gonna crank his own rear end in a top hat to 11 but Engoron shut him down before he passed 6. Sad!

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:05

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

and he's already done. pissed off the judge

Yes sir Mr. President, we are indeed talking about your amazing big beautiful elections

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:05

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Tbh from a strictly sociopathic politics standpoint, Johnson passing a clean CR and then the Dems saving him would be the dumbest thing he could do. It'd turn his entire caucus against him and essentially turn house control over to Dems because his political life would forever more be in their hands. They could from that point on dictate what he can bring to the floor, because the instant they pulled support he'd get vacated immediately.

It woulda been a real funny misstep for everyone else though.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:06

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

explosivo posted:

Lol "alllllright that's enough"

engoron summoning a giant hook cane to yank trump out of the courtroom, followed by a "that's all, folks!"

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:06

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1745486705933582650?s=20

quote:

�In reality outside of the bubble of Washington, D.C., regular Americans could care less about a shutdown, because they view the Capitol, they view this town as the exact complete cause of all of their woes. They don�t care if it shuts down. They don�t care if federal employees are not receiving a government-funded, taxpayer-funded paycheck. They want the government to get out of their lives.

�What we should be doing is we should be going to a limited functioning. If I�m Speaker of the House, I finish the job in the House. I pass the appropriation bills, and then I tell Chuck Schumer in the Senate, it�s your job now, buddy.

�But right now, Mike Johnson is getting rolled in meeting after meeting after meeting. Every day Mike Johnson gets closer and closer to this deal brings me closer and closer to vacating the chair because I have absolutely had it.�

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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Lol what the gently caress was the point of all those emails if he was just gonna let him blather on regardless?

Also, Trump continuing to play to the invisible jury in his mind

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:08

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

vaginite posted:

Tbh from a strictly sociopathic politics standpoint, Johnson passing a clean CR and then the Dems saving him would be the dumbest thing he could do. It'd turn his entire caucus against him and essentially turn house control over to Dems because his political life would forever more be in their hands. They could from that point on dictate what he can bring to the floor, because the instant they pulled support he'd get vacated immediately.

It woulda been a real funny misstep for everyone else though.

Yea , he's done for.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:09

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Never ceases to amaze me that he thinks just saying the magic words one more time, or in person, is what will make everyone suddenly start clapping and ticker tape to fall from the skies

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1745486705933582650?s=20

Pull the trigger, Marge. Do it.

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:09

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1745486705933582650?s=20

That is a really unfortunate camera shutter, she has some serious REAARRRRERRRGHHH face

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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

I SHOULD BE PAID FOR DOING CRIMES

# ? Jan 11, 2024 19:10

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

kazil posted:

lmao stormed out of the courtroom? or maybe thrown out? lol

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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Waffle House posted:

That is a really unfortunate camera shutter, she has some serious REAARRRRERRRGHHH face

They had 24fps for maybe 20 min, and that was probably the best face frame they could grab

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