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Justin Tyme posted:a car jesus christ was nailed (bolted?) to a cross. fastened
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scary ghost dog posted:fastened incredible pit crew work on the crucifixion
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Justin Tyme posted:some sort of even more hosed up vehicle died millions of years ago in an asteroid impact the Cars universe dinosaurs were regular dinosaurs, actually, as the oil company Dinoco was named after them and has a regular-looking dinosaur in its logo Whatever point the Cars universe split off from ours at, it was after dinosaurs roamed the Earth
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Justin Tyme posted:dipstick of longinus oh man you don't even wanna KNOW what the cars use dipsticks for
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car jesus was a tucker and he was fastened to a steel girder with rivets by the detroit automakers. they made a special about it and its surprisingly not antisemitic at all.
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really though the fact that the cars contain seats suggests that they were created by humans, who then died out in some sort of cataclysm, and the cars inherited the earth the seats themselves appear to be the only memorial the cars left to their creators, though. maybe the cars rebelled? I'd be curious to see Cars Mt Rushmore or the Cars Statue of Liberty but I don't think they were ever pictured
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Justin Tyme posted:theres planes in the cars universe but theyre anthropomorphic. do the cars ride inside the planes? would cars 9/11 just be a pair of single, living airliners crashing into the world trade center or a living airliner full of cars? are there trains? did chinese migrant cars get exploited to build railways in california in the 1800s for living trains? are the trains subservient to cars, or vice versa? Yes to all of this
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Cars 3 has an old ww2 veteran jeep named Sarge talk about being in combat during ww2.
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are the guns just mounted on the cars or do the cars shoot the guns with their tires
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Mr Hootington posted:Yes to all of this  cars and trains practice a complicated system of power exchange
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Justin Tyme posted:dipstick of longinus
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disney doing a dark gritty cars reboot and putting it on FX on Hulu. i see this in my crystal ball.
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Grey Fox posted:distressed Spider-Gwen fans are showing up more and more in my social media feeds and it's hard not to agree with them about how the books are being handled. most recent example: Is this meant to be a parody of that infamous Spider Woman drawing that people made back in the 00s? EDIT: https://screenrant.com/marvel-controversy-spider-woman-cover-milo-manara-comics/ It was from 2014. Eric Cantonese has issued a correction as of 19:18 on Jan 11, 2024 |
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Also a reminder that the beloved minions characters also helped hitler.
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:disney doing a dark gritty cars reboot and putting it on FX on Hulu. i see this in my crystal ball. datsuns of anarchy
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Mr Hootington posted:Cars 3 has an old ww2 veteran jeep named Sarge talk about being in combat during ww2. a car teruo nakamura
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:disney doing a dark gritty cars reboot and putting it on FX on Hulu. i see this in my crystal ball. Owen Wilson repeats as Lightning McQueen in a polarizing move
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It is fun to apply adult logic to kid movies sometimes.
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Mr Hootington posted:Also a reminder that the beloved minions characters also helped hitler.
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Knight posted:They had to explicitly say they were trapped in a cave from the 30s to the 60s lol did they resort to cannibalism during that period
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cars period piece with jousting cars riding car horses
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ScootsMcSkirt posted:Borderlands has the worst writing of any AAA gaming franchise, its almost impressive how bad and grating it is worse with each successor too which is really quite impressive
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the borderlands 2 writer's wive left him and took the Wii U, one can't help but wonder why.......
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AnimeIsTrash posted:im glad elis wife left him he sucks
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:did they resort to cannibalism during that period its not taboo for them to eat their young in survival situations
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God Hole posted:all those great battle-of-wits scenes between Arya and Tywin were completely invented for the show too, which lured a lot of GoT readers into a false sense of security that the showrunners would have been able to smoothly transition once they'd run out of book. owned. Man I love Charles Dance. I know they ran out of book material after Season 4, but I think his absence also played a big part in the shows drop off after Season 4. He was so good at playing the big bad and nobody really filled that role as good after his death. I miss scenes on TV this good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqlBYmWafZQ
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its weird they avoid hitler but this kind of stuff is okay
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:The titular analogy of the middle 3BP book, The Dark Forest, is one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I enjoyed the original but the rest definitely have the contemporary scifi/fantasy problem of "we have a successful start to a series and editing will only slow things down" At the end of that book the two human spaceships both get into infinite loops of "Destroying them would benefit me, and likewise them, and they know that I know this and so destroying them is the only way to guarantee survival because they know that I know that they know that I know that they know. " and then both fire on each other Pepe Silvia Browne posted:disney doing a dark gritty cars reboot and putting it on FX on Hulu. i see this in my crystal ball. Someone opens the door to a car and finds it's exactly like the inside of a Cylon raider.
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skooma512 posted:Someone opens the door to a car and finds it's exactly like the inside of a Cylon raider. Also works as a Knight Rider reboot
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skooma512 posted:At the end of that book the two human spaceships both get into infinite loops of "Destroying them would benefit me, and likewise them, and they know that I know this and so destroying them is the only way to guarantee survival because they know that I know that they know that I know that they know. " and then both fire on each other The mutually assured destruction peace is foiled by woman's softness
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Was there a cars operation paperclip? Are spaceships the direct result of eugenics?
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AnimeIsTrash posted:people should instead read the book of the new sun i'll waot for amazon prime video(tm) to produce a tv show, then ill read it after watching the bezo cut
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skooma512 posted:At the end of that book the two human spaceships both get into infinite loops of "Destroying them would benefit me, and likewise them, and they know that I know this and so destroying them is the only way to guarantee survival because they know that I know that they know that I know that they know. " and then both fire on each other the aliens try to kill one specific dude, because he talked to someone else about the idea that there were other, more predatory aliens out there, an idea that clearly no one ever in the history of humanity has ever thought about this dude then uses his special "targeted by the aliens" status to get the government to give him a dream wife and a cabin in a scenic valley
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skooma512 posted:At the end of that book the two human spaceships both get into infinite loops of "Destroying them would benefit me, and likewise them, and they know that I know this and so destroying them is the only way to guarantee survival because they know that I know that they know that I know that they know. " and then both fire on each other I was referring more to the bit where a character says something like "the universe is akin to a dark forest, where you must kill anything that makes itself known because it could kill you first." That's not how any forest or any ecosystem at all works! Any animal that spent time and resources getting into fights with everything it encountered would render itself extinct extremely quickly! loving garbage-rear end analogy I hate it Also I know I'm late to this but: gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/JagvarGames/status/1740215719223279648?t=WsOaJ1Z7OafmcClH5NV0dA&s=19a Am I losing my goddamn mind here or are they releasing a sequel to the 1996 disaster drama "Twister" with the Alien/Aliens title scheme
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I was referring more to the bit where a character says something like "the universe is akin to a dark forest, where you must kill anything that makes itself known because it could kill you first." That's not how any forest or any ecosystem at all works! Any animal that spent time and resources getting into fights with everything it encountered would render itself extinct extremely quickly! loving garbage-rear end analogy I hate it
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A Buttery Pastry posted:It's not an ecology analogy, but a "literal baby lost in the forest" analogy. That's all the more reason not to fight everything you come across! Like it's clear the end goal was just to have a human vs aliens scenario, invent some bullshit sci-fi nonsense instead of trying to make it sound smart and failing
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:I was referring more to the bit where a character says something like "the universe is akin to a dark forest, where you must kill anything that makes itself known because it could kill you first." That's not how any forest or any ecosystem at all works! Any animal that spent time and resources getting into fights with everything it encountered would render itself extinct extremely quickly! loving garbage-rear end analogy I hate it they should have called TWISTER F5: THE REFRESH
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