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Buce posted:imagine being a secret service agent and your assignment is to take a bullet for donal trump lmao trump probably smells even worse on the inside
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Jan 11, 2024 22:13
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BigglesSWE posted:I guess the higher ups at Fox has gotten a bit more conscious about not opening up for legal slam dunks. I get the distinct feeling that a new code of conduct was established the morning of Tucker's firing because they drat well knew they'd be left open for heinous lawsuits going forward. Which, to quote Donald Glover, "good".
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Jan 11, 2024 22:14
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Regalingualius posted:IUD I.U.D. S.E.X. Stay in school, cause it's the best.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:14
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ImpAtom posted:Didn't it turn out a bunch of secret service people were like full-throated Trump cultists? Think they kept his turds as a memento?
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Jan 11, 2024 22:14
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Slyphic posted:I'm still surprised 'Dr. Chaos' had nothing to with that, considering it wasn't long after he got out of prison. there was a second one shortly thereafter in another part of the country and people got flipped that it was going to be some chud terror wave, but the other one turned out to be for a bank robbery lol
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Jan 11, 2024 22:14
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ImpAtom posted:Didn't it turn out a bunch of secret service people were like full-throated Trump cultists? There was a story a while back that I'm not gonna bother to track back down, but yeah apparently Biden only picked agents he had a relationship with from when he was VP for his personal squad because there were enough chud Secret Service agents floating around
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Jan 11, 2024 22:16
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ImpAtom posted:Didn't it turn out a bunch of secret service people were like full-throated Trump cultists? I wonder how the fact that they weren't allowed to poop or pee at their residencies changed that 🤔
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Jan 11, 2024 22:17
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ded posted:pleasure to serve sir!!! he said with tears in his eyes as he died footnote : agent died from popcorn lung due to 4 years of protecting hamburger prez.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:18
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Failed Imagineer posted:I.U.D. I thought she said "S.I.S." instead of S. E. X. and always wondered what she meant by that 
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Jan 11, 2024 22:18
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Are we getting the damages today? Getting kind of late
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Jan 11, 2024 22:19
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Lifespan posted:Are we getting the damages today? Getting kind of late no, you're getting them whenever Energon pleases
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Jan 11, 2024 22:19
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Lifespan posted:Are we getting the damages today? Getting kind of late don't think so
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Jan 11, 2024 22:19
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ProfessorMarvel posted:I thought she said "S.I.S." instead of S. E. X. and always wondered what she meant by that It is S.I.S, isn't it?
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Jan 11, 2024 22:19
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Slyphic posted:I'm still surprised 'Dr. Chaos' had nothing to with that, considering it wasn't long after he got out of prison. Lmao, for a second there I thought you meant Professor Chaos, Butters's alter ego in South Park.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:21
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Buce posted:imagine being a secret service agent and your assignment is to take a bullet for donal trump lmao Yes boss, I do understand why my quarterly review score is only 'meeting expectations'... I was definitely a bit slow in jumping in front of the Cheet.. I mean Mr. Ex President, and I really probably should have taken that guy out when he was reloading, but I wasn't feeling well that day so I'm sure you understand. Yes of course I'll be fine with reassignment now that my current position is no longer needed. I'm sure the new job will smell much better and make my performance outstanding for the next quarter.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:21
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S.I.S. is Stay In School, she says it right in the same loving line.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:22
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ImpAtom posted:Didn't it turn out a bunch of secret service people were like full-throated Trump cultists? Dan bongino notoriously was a secret service agent for Obama before he went for the right wing grifter song and dance I mean, secret service is like one of the final evolutions of a cop, of course the chud rate is gonna be much higher than in the general population
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Jan 11, 2024 22:23
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I heard kids say "I.U.D. S.E.X. Do it now, cause it's the best." back in the day
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Jan 11, 2024 22:23
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Quote-Unquote posted:trump probably smells even worse on the inside
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Jan 11, 2024 22:24
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rotinaj posted:Dan bongino notoriously was a secret service agent for Obama before he went for the right wing grifter song and dance Seems like recruiting from the group of people who have openly claimed they have absolutely no responsibility to protect anyone might be a bad idea for the job about protecting someone but what do I know.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:24
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Every USSS agent thinks they are intrinsically this guy (who did not prevent the President from getting shot)
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Jan 11, 2024 22:25
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Pope Corky the IX posted:S.I.S. is Stay In School, she says it right in the same loving line. yeah this is right I was misremembering
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Jan 11, 2024 22:25
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rotinaj posted:Dan bongino notoriously was a secret service agent for Obama before he went for the right wing grifter song and dance Dan Bongino is such a loving wuss, too. He blocked me on twitter many years ago because I said "how can someone with 'bong' in their name be such a dweeb?" and tried (and failed) to get his followers to do a pile-on.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:26
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Dick Bastardly posted:Has Mr. Jacob's never read that book that I forgot the title of that detailed the atrocious conditions in which the Chicago meat packing industry operated under during the turn of the 20th century? I think maybe a person was turned into ground "beef" by accident but everyone shrugged because it was the great depression and also no regulations and probably low taxes for corporations. Mr. Jacob's wants to eat people meat is what I'm gathering from that quote. ...I doubt that reading Upton Sinclair's classic "The Jungle" would do anything for Mr. Jacobson's outlook. I mean, he moved from SoCal to Iowa because his kid starting asking questions about gangs. Kudos to the kid for asking the right questions, but he just asked the wrong person, as Dad is clearly challenged in processing stuff like that. But to your point, that book did much to improve the meat industry by inspiring much needed regulation, and IMHO it could use even more when it comes to marketing and packaging. Jacobson's notion that we need to "let private business do it's job" is a great recipe for Little Fernando's Three Digit Beef Carnitas.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:28
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Batterypowered7 posted:Lmao, for a second there I thought you meant Professor Chaos, Butters's alter ego in South Park.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:28
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there's a direct ratio of funny<->follower count with regards to blocking people on social media
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Jan 11, 2024 22:29
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MrQwerty posted:no, you're getting them whenever Energon pleases Well now I agree with Trump. He is being very unfair. I want lols.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:29
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President Failclown Wasteman https://x.com/RollingStone/status/1745520972021600369?s=20
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Jan 11, 2024 22:30
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This is literally a completely separate video where he says Witch Hunt, racist Letitia James, the people get it, etc.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:30
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BrigadierSensible posted:Americans can't get Ribena? Is there no end to how much of a barren blighted land it is? You can, but...  Failed Imagineer posted:President Failclown Wasteman 
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Jan 11, 2024 22:33
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Jan 11, 2024 22:39
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Lol Trump studied for the first time in his entire life and got told to sit down and shut up.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:40
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Lmao if this is how the civil trial goes I cannot wait for the criminal
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Jan 11, 2024 22:41
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Bigly hands 
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Jan 11, 2024 22:41
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Mistle posted:You can, but... 850ml for  ?? This should be a crime. I bought 1.5l for £1.75 last week (about $2.25)This also made me do a lol because £1.75 was worth about $3 before the conservatives utterly hosed the uk economy. 
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Jan 11, 2024 22:41
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Requesting this shopped into "I TOLD YOU ABOUT ELECTIONS BRO"
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Jan 11, 2024 22:43
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this is an all timer
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Jan 11, 2024 22:45
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You can't convince me that this isn't a drawing of a hideous toad about to gobble up an approaching fly.
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Jan 11, 2024 22:46
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Serious_Cyclone posted:A potential wrinkle for HFC is that Johnson believes he is chosen by God for leadership. So if he needs to cut a deal with Dems to maintain that position, it is by-definition the correct thing for him to do and no threats by HFC can change that. The last time a GOP leader said that God told him that he would lead it was Mike Pence and the 25th amendment. For being serious religious scholars these guys are really bad at interpreting signs from God.
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 lol pin it all on Donnie
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