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Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Green Intern posted:

There is a literal witch at this wedding, and yet we get this dingdong causing problems instead.

Hey now, Maleficent had every reason to be pissy. She was the only fairy not invited, the other fairies were rude to her, and the king and queen had every chance to apologize and say their invite must have gotten lost, and to beg forgiveness before inviting her to take a proper spot.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 01:32

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:30

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Green Intern posted:

There is a literal witch at this wedding, and yet we get this dingdong causing problems instead.

To her credit she hasn't been drinking.

Futurama Did This Joke So Much Better

kind of a milf. reblog.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 01:49

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:07

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Ugh no no no gently caress you Zits Dad.

Then again I enjoy timing myself with how fast I can get in and out of Costco. I need X, Y, Z, and some Q. I know usually where they are. Costco is not a 2-3 hour trip of exploring every aisle.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:32

coronatae: Oct 14, 2012

I remember being annoyed by that kegels comic when it was posted back in 2018 and I still hate it now

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:38

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:42

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Cowslips Warren posted:

Ugh no no no gently caress you Zits Dad.

Then again I enjoy timing myself with how fast I can get in and out of Costco. I need X, Y, Z, and some Q. I know usually where they are. Costco is not a 2-3 hour trip of exploring every aisle.

I'll do that stuff sometimes(especially in Costco where stuff actually gets rotated in and out at a decent rate) but I wouldn't dream of doing it while dragging someone else along with me. Going to the store isn't a social event and if someone's with me I'm trying to get in and out as fast as possible.

That said Jeremy seems ok with it, which is the important part here.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:43

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Home Depot is also kind of fun to wander and look at things that make you go, "ooh, I wonder what I could do with one of those".

The answer is almost invariably "nothing, or something once and never again", but it's all in good fun.

Costco's usually a get in and out for me though. Grab a hot dog on the way out.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:45

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

why and how the gently caress would a snake do kegels

# ? Jan 12, 2024 02:59

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

I concur, if you are shopping with another person, and they're up to play Dora the Explorer up and down the aisles, it is a fun time. Hitting a reptile show pre-Covid with my mom was fun. Hitting any other store was hell because she'd want to check half the aisles no matter where we were.

Then again we know how it would play out with Dustin and Ed.

Hwurmp posted:

why and how the gently caress would a snake do kegels

I mean some snakes do have live birth but I sincerely doubt they have the muscles for kegels. Then again I only ever saw smaller boas, sand boas, give birth, and there was no clear pushing.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:04

thisusedyet: Feb 14, 2012; My post... it sucks!!!

Kazinsal posted:

Home Depot is also kind of fun to wander and look at things that make you go, "ooh, I wonder what I could do with one of those".

The answer is almost invariably "nothing, or something once and never again", but it's all in good fun.

How would I injure myself using this poo poo?

# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

thisusedyet posted:

How would I injure myself using this poo poo?

Just slip on the peepee in the bathroom to at least make some money of getting hurt.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:45

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

LvK posted:

Why does the whale have a foreskin?

Thanks for going down that road first

# ? Jan 12, 2024 03:46

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Yeah. More Of This.

Randy's notes posted:

And thus we come to Julis Cat, one of the two protagonists of Disney�s early Alice Comedies. I altered his design a bit, combining the designs of an early cat character who likely was the basis for the character and the final design in the Alice series. Why?

Because later Julius was a Felix the Cat clone.

This wasn�t by accident, either. Disney redesigned Julius, apparently under duress from his distributor, Margaret Winkler.

If you get the chance to watch the Alice comedies, Juluus is often unhinged. Honestly, calling him a �protagonist� feels like a stretch. He�s a complete jerk.

Also appearing in this comic, Little Red Henski - the �villain� of the cartoon, �Alice�s Egg Plant.� In that cartoon, Alice and Julius run an egg farm (where Julius enjoys cracking a whip at the hens). Little Red Henski is an evil commie who shows up and commits the evil act of� telling the hends they deserve better treatment and unionizing.

Walt put his anti-union stuff out there early. -R.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Ui3Yiforo

Our Boarding House (February 16-18, 1925)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3mlmEkGJ4

Out Our Way: Yeah, We're Going To Stay With The 1925 Cowboy Panels For A Bit (February 18, 1925)

Toonerville Folks (May 1-3, 1922)

THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAINS: Every year just after moving day there's pretty sure to be some newcomers from the city who get terribly sea-sick riding over that WAVY SECTION OF THE TRACK east of the Smith place.

Dok's "Well, He's Back on A Corner" Duck (January 29 30, 1915)

Little Lefty (October 2-3, 1939 (no strip on the 4th))

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 13, 2024

# ? Jan 12, 2024 04:09

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

thisusedyet posted:

How would I injure myself using this poo poo?

Excellent av / post combo

# ? Jan 12, 2024 04:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

That is literally the worst anti communism propaganda I�ve ever seen.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 05:06

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Cowslips Warren posted:

Ugh no no no gently caress you Zits Dad.

Then again I enjoy timing myself with how fast I can get in and out of Costco. I need X, Y, Z, and some Q. I know usually where they are. Costco is not a 2-3 hour trip of exploring every aisle.

I used to want to get out of Costco ASAP when I was dragged along with my folks, but now I too am a Plugger and gotta go up and down all the aisles, just in case.

Luann

Gil Thorp

# ? Jan 12, 2024 05:24

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Endless Mike posted:

I've never had a grilled PBJ, but used to eat grilled peanut butter sandwiches as a kid all the time.

Grilled peanut butter sandwiches, wow that takes me back!

# ? Jan 12, 2024 06:43

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Corto Maltese

Blueberry

# ? Jan 12, 2024 06:52

you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

Rex and June had to think a minute and have a discussion about whether to let Rene die

# ? Jan 12, 2024 06:56

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

1981 comics

Dick Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

Mexikid Stories

# ? Jan 12, 2024 07:00

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Daddy Daze

Take It From The Tinkersons

Macanudo

Dark Side Of The Horse

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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

someone awful. posted:

Comic Strips 2024: Pooping, eh?

# ? Jan 12, 2024 07:18

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Haifisch posted:

Computoon: Origins

Astronomical telescopes don't generally have a bunch of step-downs like a pirate's spyglass. But even so, that scope's backwards: the wide part usually goes at the far end.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 08:13

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Kennel posted:

Doctor Strange looks rough.

but mandrake the magician looks great!

Heathcliff

Compu-toon

Garfield

Overboard

Monty

For Better or For Worse

Classic Arlo and Janis (February 08, 2002)

Rae the Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Zippy The Pinhead

# ? Jan 12, 2024 08:19

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

EasyEW posted:

All popular songs in 1925.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 08:26

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Retro Fingerpori

"Uutuusmusikaali" = "Brand new musical"

# ? Jan 12, 2024 08:37

Drimble Wedge: Mar 10, 2008; Self-contained

Scary Gary

# ? Jan 12, 2024 09:26

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Pancho Jueves posted:

Pluggers

I'll bet someone submitted this under a fake name just to they could tell their wife "See? It's not weird! This other Plugger does it too!"

I can't read KOO as anything other than "as in stew".

# ? Jan 12, 2024 10:25

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

riderchop posted:

For Better or For Worse

Out of all the anachronistic elements they're trying to pass off as contemporary it may be the parent wanting to go vegan and the kids rejecting it that is the most glaring.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 12:27

Medenmath: Jan 18, 2003

Vintage Valiant (Mar. 19, 1961)

# ? Jan 12, 2024 12:56

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange

Get Fuzzy 1/11/04

Brenda Starr 6/2-4/52

Smokey Stover 2/22/59

Everyday Movies 2/19/37

"My sleeves are longer, my skirts are longer, I look thinner and feel thinner and the scales say I've lost, so I must be thinner."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 11/30 - 12/2/42

I'm not really sure what Sweet Willie's plan is here. Stay in the room holding a gun on Ott and Marlys for the next ... 55 days?

Closer Than We Think! 2/22/59

In case you don't recognize the name, Vladimir Zworykin is best known as the inventor of CRT television.

Selachian fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Jan 12, 2024

# ? Jan 12, 2024 13:09

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Haifisch posted:

Mexikid Stories

As a former band kid, I feel this deeply.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 13:59

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Cul de Sac

The manhole cover is an important supporting character.

Foxtrot Classix

Rose is Rose

# ? Jan 12, 2024 14:39

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

THORN, February 22-25, 1983

# ? Jan 12, 2024 14:45

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Selachian posted:

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 11/30 - 12/2/42

I'm not really sure what Sweet Willie's plan is here. Stay in the room holding a gun on Ott and Marlys for the next ... 55 days?

Yeah even without Scarlet in there he's gotta sleep sometime, at which point, well. He gets shot or tied up and the couple let their uncle know somebody else snuck in.

# ? Jan 12, 2024 15:39