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Shouldn't have let Johnson's head get so inflated.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:25
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Getting on my knees to pray for Johnson.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:26
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I guess Johnson’s Speaker woes must be attributed to God testing him since he was divinely placed in this role??
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Jan 12, 2024 17:26
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Wearing them out, as one does
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Jan 12, 2024 17:26
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Once touted as a big win, Johnson's influence getting smaller.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:27
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Maybe the FC should have tried to stroke his ego instead of chastise him
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Jan 12, 2024 17:28
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Lmao now we wait to see what the HFC does
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Jan 12, 2024 17:29
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McCarthy got vacated in part because he poo poo-talked the Dems immediately after making a deal with them. Maybe Johnson can manage to be sharp enough to thread the needle.  as if.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:30
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Johnson CAGED, unable to release spending plan.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:30
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Big Johnson promises must face diminutive reality
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Jan 12, 2024 17:31
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Aramis posted:McCarthy got vacated in part because he poo poo-talked the Dems immediately after making a deal with them. Maybe Johnson can manage to be sharp enough to thread the needle. Lmao the GOP could vote to vacate him themselves without the dems I doubt anyone in the GOP besides the House Fuckwad Caucus cares enough though to do it I feel like the maximum comedy option is Dems get everything, Johnson in their pocket, and humiliation of HFC on a failed vote, AGAIN.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:31
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Johnson getting talked down to and shrinking away
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Jan 12, 2024 17:32
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You gotta give him credit, you can beat Johnson as much as you want but he's still gonna come through.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:32
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Toxic Mental posted:Johnson getting talked down to and shrinking away
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Jan 12, 2024 17:32
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Johnson waggles on certain issues, hard on others.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:32
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Jan 12, 2024 17:32
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Johnson ready to play ball.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:33
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Johnson said he's on the tip of a CR. MTG can't seem to keep her hands off it.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:33
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Johnson's future as speaker looking a bit hairy.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:33
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Gaukler posted:So does this mean he's sticking with the Schumer plan and relying on democrats or is this some other harebrained scheme? probably. my guess is the dems told him that "hey we will protect you if they try to vacait".
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Jan 12, 2024 17:34
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I think what would be more interesting is what the non-HFC does. If the deal gets put to the vote and passes with Dem support, it might be worth it for the Dems to vote to keep him since he's someone they can work with (no guarantee the next Speaker will!) That will also drive the HFC completely bonkers because he'll be perceived by them to be a Dem puppet, and the Dems still retain effective veto over any measures they don't like. "Hey, we kept someone brokered a deal acceptable to us, we're not the partisan loonies, ask the Republicans who tried to throw out their own Speaker!"
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Jan 12, 2024 17:34
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BREAKING: HFC Threatens to Cut Off Johnson
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Jan 12, 2024 17:35
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Johnson shrinks under HFC pounding
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Jan 12, 2024 17:35
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kw0134 posted:I think what would be more interesting is what the non-HFC does. If the deal gets put to the vote and passes with Dem support, it might be worth it for the Dems to vote to keep him since he's someone they can work with (no guarantee the next Speaker will!) That will also drive the HFC completely bonkers because he'll be perceived by them to be a Dem puppet, and the Dems still retain effective veto over any measures they don't like. "Hey, we kept someone brokered a deal acceptable to us, we're not the partisan loonies, ask the Republicans who tried to throw out their own Speaker!" Oh this is absolutely what they should do This is the humiliation deal for the GOP, and puts their party in Civil War territory The HFC will rage about this for months discouraging chud turnout To say nothing of what Loons like Loomer will do
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Jan 12, 2024 17:35
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Johnson forced to retreat into chamber
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Jan 12, 2024 17:36
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His son is getting notified constantly.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:36
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TulliusCicero posted:Oh this is absolutely what they should do this. it keeps the GOP fighting each other and doing struggle sessions poo poo with each other. GOP doesnt have a united front going into an election.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:38
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GOP's Johnson disappoints, shamefully removed after short performance.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:38
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Asterite34 posted:BREAKING: HFC Threatens to Cut Off Johnson 
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Jan 12, 2024 17:39
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Johnson completely impotent like a floppy flaccid dick
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Jan 12, 2024 17:39
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Johnson reports standing firm on lack of a CR. Seen slowly softening stance over time.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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Johnson can't keep up the momentum, pulls out of HFC Conference
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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Ok ok after this page is done let's move on from the Johnson jokes
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Jan 12, 2024 17:40
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Ok ok after this page is done let's move on from the Johnson jokes Glad they are allowed to go to completion
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Jan 12, 2024 17:41
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Johnson's sounding to be off to a rough start
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Jan 12, 2024 17:41
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Like I get the humiliation aspect of Johnson relying on Dems and then them protecting him from a HFC effort to vacate. But at the same time, it's loving gross as hell if any Dems actually vote in favor of that hateful piece of poo poo.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:42
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I mean, with regards to getting the CR deal done. I mean.Rescue Toaster posted:Like I get the humiliation aspect of Johnson relying on Dems and then them protecting him from a HFC effort to vacate. Having someone the HFC refuses to deal with but the majority of Republicans will means effectively that the Dems can pick and choose what they will put through. It's what the founders had in mind. lol
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Jan 12, 2024 17:42
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Jan 12, 2024 17:42
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One might say this Johnson guy is an erect penis with some balls.
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Jan 12, 2024 17:42
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Penis
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