- Ibram Gaunt
- Jul 22, 2009
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
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- MarcusSA
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
This rules
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- That DICK!
- Sep 28, 2010
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Darmok guy: slickwillywonka, turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move
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- qnqnx
- Nov 14, 2010
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
Not so slick, it seems.
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lolling imagining the cruise management going "what do we do about the weird creepy fucker" and some guy going "give him a ps3 and lock him in his room"
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Jan 12, 2024 18:48
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Darmok guy: slickwillywonka, turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move
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Jan 12, 2024 18:52
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- FirstnameLastname
- Jul 10, 2022
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
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Jan 12, 2024 18:52
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- Famethrowa
- Oct 5, 2012
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that shot from titanic where the guy falls and hits the railing on his way down but it's a 600 lb. dude smashing through the ship like a cannonball
lmao at this image
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- Dongicus
- Jun 12, 2015
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
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Jan 12, 2024 18:53
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- That DICK!
- Sep 28, 2010
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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Fat rear end. Not like going online and trollin' Redditors and Twitterchuds. This goon, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.
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Jan 12, 2024 18:55
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
- Dec 25, 2014
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the ps3 has no games and the cruise has no dames
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Jan 12, 2024 18:56
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- That DICK!
- Sep 28, 2010
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Waterweightworld
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- Smirking_Serpent
- Aug 27, 2009
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the ps3 has no games and the cruise has no dames
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Jan 12, 2024 19:06
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- symbolic
- Nov 2, 2014
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Can’t be arsed to find the receipts, but JerryRumspringa saga is golden man baby worthy.
He was an incell who worked part time at GameStop with his frail mother, who sadly passed away. he ended up getting enough money from her estate to live on a Carnival cruise ship indefinitely. He would book the same ship over and over again because he was infatuated with an Indonesian bar tender. They rotate crews on different ships, so he would tip her really well to find out what her work schedule for the next sixth months would be. She was about to start working on a new ship supposedly for a long time, so she walked him down to guest services to book well in advance to get the best deal. He was locked in for months, and got the room decorated as a honey moon suite because he thought he was about to seal the deal. Turns out he was too creepy for the tips to be worth it and she ghosted him so hard that he was imprisoned on a carnival ship for months alone without his favorite bartender. He said they gave him free premium internet for his ps3 and spent most of his time in his room platting all the uncharted games. He had a poo poo load of reward points and unclaimed casino money free nights etc he ended up just giving away after he was done to other goons. One was slickwillywonka who got turned away at the gangplank for being too fat to move between the narrow confines to f the ships hallway and being unable to meet maritime safety evacuation laws as he would potentially be responsible for blocking exits in an abandoned ship situation
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
- Dec 25, 2014
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he's seen some poo poo
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Jan 12, 2024 19:12
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- That DICK!
- Sep 28, 2010
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having a ton of fun re-imagining titanic where leo and billy zane are morbidly obese and kate winslet is a copy of uncharted 2
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
- Dec 25, 2014
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stepping off the train and its dr. breen but hes giving a thousand yard style stare and giving me the lore for the fully modeled alyx pussy
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- Empty Sandwich
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slickywillywonka doesnt sound so slick to me
[sadly] come with me and you'll see a world of pure imagination
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Jan 12, 2024 19:23
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- 16-bit Butt-Head
- Dec 25, 2014
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havok physic engine bullshit happening once i step foot on the boat, it has notihng to do with my weight
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Jan 12, 2024 19:25
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- Famethrowa
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havok physic engine bullshit happening once i step foot on the boat, it has notihng to do with my weight
https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc?si=00QCrSOzghuB99Y0
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- symbolic
- Nov 2, 2014
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lmfao forever
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- Leal
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- Dick Bastardly
- Aug 22, 2012
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Muttley is SKYNET!!!
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- Heath
- Apr 30, 2008
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imagining what was going through her head when jeff permad her alt and lolling
"But how did he figure it out??"
Edit: actually didn't Synthy or someone respond to her directly being like "I bet you're a KM alt" at one point
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