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Lifespan posted:What eva duuuuuuu! This ain't quoting each other on the Something Awful forums magazine, pal!
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yeah whatta you know
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Zoben posted:I'm not trying to be a dick or anything but....how do you get your hydration? Welllllll I guess I drink things with water in them? Would that not make sense? But I don't drink straight water. E: unless I have no other choice Was Beth trying to imply that water tastes like poo poo, or that she only drinks liquids that are not water based?
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Unless it's hot and I'm dying of thirst, I don't enjoy drinking just plain water whatsoever. You give me a sugar free flavour thing to put in it? I'll drink 5 bottles right there. I stay hydrated, but regular water is low on my list. I'm not replacing it with soda or coffee, either. I just regularly have flavours in the water.
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You know I miss the good old days, when it was all about the Poland Spring, Evian, Voss, Acqua Panna, Glaceau Smartwater, Bam Bam Bigelow, Dasani, Pure Life, Deer Park, Arrowhead, San Pellegrino...
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DeadBonesBrook posted:You know I miss the good old days, when it was all about the Poland Spring, Evian, Voss, Acqua Panna, Glaceau Smartwater, Bam Bam Bigelow, Dasani, Pure Life, Deer Park, Arrowhead, San Pellegrino... This is 
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Remember Beth also never shits. Which if you are not drinking water I could see.
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Can I taste yo juice?
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Unless it's hot and I'm dying of thirst, I don't enjoy drinking just plain water whatsoever. I just don't understand this. Water is delicious! Granted, I'm picky, I keep a water cooler of Poland Spring at both my shop and my home, but still... I love water. Plus, when you are hot and sweaty? Water tastes like SEX. Like a burger from a famous chef.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Like a burger from a famous chef. The way Sal described that interaction is absolutely hilarious. I think the phrase was "like something that a woman has down there" and he even pointed at the guy's wife or something?
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Sand Monster posted:The way Sal described that interaction is absolutely hilarious. I think the phrase was "like something that a woman has down there" and he even pointed at the guy's wife or something? While talking about Bobby Flay burgers with Bobby Flay and his wife in the room. "How can I put this, they taste as good as, well I cant say it because there is a lady here, but (as he gestures to her crotch) they taste as good as that thing in my mouth"
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Squashy Nipples posted:Water tastes like SEX. Its possible for sex to be bad and tasteless. Kinda like plain water.
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In case you never heard the story before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEl9kwsnfMg
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i have a question about the red sox....do you think anyone on that team has as big a penis as you?
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There was actually a good segment on the show this week. They had Craig Gass on to goof on Katt Williams being a nutjob and pathological liar. It felt like the show from 15 years ago.
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Why did they ever stop having comedians on?
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Two Kings posted:Why did they ever stop having comedians on? Listen, the show has evolved. What do you do for a living?
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Former Human posted:15 years ago. Thats probably the last time Craig Gass did anything.
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Jan 12, 2024 14:09
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A comedians random podcast probably has more listeners than Howard
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wesleywillis posted:Thats probably the last time Craig Gass did anything. Craig Gass does, bar none, the best Walker impression. Everyone else's pales in comparison. It's so good.
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Jan 12, 2024 14:50
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yeah can I get a baked ziti? Hold the ziti.
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Gilbert's podcast has been reposing episodes since he died and I bet it has more listeners than Stern.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Craig Gass does, bar none, the best Walker impression. Everyone else's pales in comparison. It's so good. Who the gently caress is walker? Mike walker? Wasn't ge the comedian that did the gene Simmons impressions?
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wesleywillis posted:Who the gently caress is walker? Ah, balls, I meant Christopher Walken. Here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F1zxw0BTvI
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Jan 12, 2024 18:33
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Is he still doing his brilliant and topical “Jimmy Stuart getting a bj” bit?
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wesleywillis posted:Thats probably the last time Craig Gass did anything. He never became a headliner but he has some good road stories, like when he worked the "KISS Kruise". He got on the public address system and convinced a bunch of
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EngineerJoe posted:Happy Birthday Howard Howard, as Loretta: "Thanks...."
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"For the right money, I'll stick my pecker in a tank with a stingray." Richard Christy
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The right money for Richard is five bucks or a coupon for Taco Tico.
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Former Human posted:The right money for Richard is five bucks or a coupon for Taco Tico. Pretty sure I could get him to murder someone for a pair of King of The Hill boxer shorts.
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I will never not get nauseous hearing Chuck Zito say "swapping spits".
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DangerDummy! posted:I will never not get nauseous hearing Chuck Zito say "swapping spits". Ugh. Hated his appearances.
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Sand Monster posted:Ugh. Hated his appearances. Never understood why they had him on the show so much
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MrMidnight posted:Never understood why they had him on the show so much Oh I understand it. Howard has an odious obsession with "tough guys".
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Howard has a huge man crush on him. Half his stories sounded made up, almost what you'd tell a naive rich guy who let you on his radio show. He suddenly was off the show for something but I can't remember what. Wasn't he arrested for assault or something?
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