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mediaphage posted:aitee dont even lift what a letdown Beep boop it is because I evolved my face from the back of a llama skull beeeyoooowwwowwooww
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sharknado slashfic posted:I welcome the alien twinks power bottoms from beyond the stars
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Jan 13, 2024 21:39
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There seems to be a concerted effort to spread around a Reuters article from yesterday about some mummies that were intercepted in the mail and proven to be poorly made fakes which have nothing to do with the Actually Real nazca mummies but the people spreading the article conveniently don't mention that 
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Jan 13, 2024 21:40
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Objurium posted:Finally getting to sit down and read The Mothman Prophecies and I see now why they had such a hard time stringing together anything remotely coherent for that dog poo poo movie lmao. I like the beginning of that book, when John Keel reveals that he dressed like a complete dork
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Jan 13, 2024 21:58
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blatman posted:power bottoms from beyond the stars confident i could write the "novel" our protagonist, a young american nerd who gets abducted by aliens that give him a dick enlargement so that he can be mind programmed for their pleasure
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Jan 13, 2024 22:16
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mediaphage posted:confident i could write the "novel" in the sequel we discover that power bottom was literal and the american nerd is in fact charging rear end batteries
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Jan 13, 2024 22:18
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bedpan posted:in the sequel we discover that power bottom was literal and the american nerd is in fact charging rear end batteries they feed on human soul energy, concentrated only in male semen and thus ripe for extraction
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Jan 13, 2024 22:20
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mediaphage posted:they feed on human soul energy, concentrated only in male semen and thus ripe for extraction in volume three it is revelated the semen retention practice originated as a way of combatting the aliens and was first discovered by an ancient, advanced human civilization and of this civilization nothing else remains
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Jan 13, 2024 22:37
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mediaphage posted:confident i could write the "novel" Chuck Tingle welcome to the something awful forums
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Jan 13, 2024 22:38
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helta posted:https://twitter.com/TheUfoJoe/status/1746261347636215937?t=FTcpMxTxuqQRgb8Zu3roRw&s=19 This poo poo infuriates me. I'd rather be terrified than infantilizing "you can't handle the truth" bullshit. Not like the current state of affairs absent NHI is particularly comfortable, reassuring, not-terrifying? Just add it to the pile, who gives a poo poo?
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Jan 13, 2024 22:54
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Perry Mason Jar posted:This poo poo infuriates me. I'd rather be terrified than infantilizing "you can't handle the truth" bullshit. Not like the current state of affairs absent NHI is particularly comfortable, reassuring, not-terrifying? Just add it to the pile, who gives a poo poo? if it helps all of this is smoke and cover for "we haven't got a handle on monetizing it yet." don't know if the real reason disclosure has been locked down is that the elites are trying to turn something into money and keep getting flummoxed is better than infantilization
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Jan 13, 2024 23:01
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Perry Mason Jar posted:This poo poo infuriates me. I'd rather be terrified than infantilizing "you can't handle the truth" bullshit. Not like the current state of affairs absent NHI is particularly comfortable, reassuring, not-terrifying? Just add it to the pile, who gives a poo poo?  unless it is so revelatory that I no longer need to worry about working and paying bills just add it onto the pile. Even if it's that hubologist "prison planet"/ soul farm poo poo, my day to day existence stays the same.
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Jan 13, 2024 23:09
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is it going to make me not have to go to work tomorrow?
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Jan 13, 2024 23:15
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bedpan posted:is it going to make me not have to go to work tomorrow? as a young british kid i always remember how the queen dying would mean a day off school. i wished for the queens death a lot. 30 some odd years later it finally happened and i got a couple days off work. great stuff. aliens is the next step.
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Jan 13, 2024 23:21
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Perry Mason Jar posted:This poo poo infuriates me. I'd rather be terrified than infantilizing "you can't handle the truth" bullshit. Not like the current state of affairs absent NHI is particularly comfortable, reassuring, not-terrifying? Just add it to the pile, who gives a poo poo? Lol yeah my default state is usually "terrified" anyway
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Jan 13, 2024 23:40
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I'm cool and calm and don't mind some ontological shock. Doesnt bother me
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Jan 13, 2024 23:54
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show us Truth
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Jan 14, 2024 00:05
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Zoobtro posted:as a young british kid i always remember how the queen dying would mean a day off school. i wished for the queens death a lot. 30 some odd years later it finally happened and i got a couple days off work. great stuff. aliens is the next step. Lol
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Jan 14, 2024 00:05
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bedpan posted:in volume three it is revelated the semen retention practice originated as a way of combatting the aliens and was first discovered by an ancient, advanced human civilization and of this civilization nothing else remains Got about halfway through this post before realizing this isn't the P vs I thread
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Jan 14, 2024 00:11
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How many days of will we get if aliens?
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Jan 14, 2024 00:13
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Bilirubin posted:How many days of will we get if aliens? Only one, but its gonna be movable if they really need you to come in that day. *Do not apply if you're part time or less than 2 years of experience*
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Jan 14, 2024 00:49
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Got about halfway through this post before realizing this isn't the P vs I thread
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Jan 14, 2024 01:06
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mediaphage posted:confident i could write the "novel" pounded in the butt by an earthling
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Jan 14, 2024 01:19
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mawarannahr posted:he's a funny lil guy. it's his thing. always a hint of a bit quote:The New Year has come, and it's time to make forecasts. There is nothing more senseless and hopeless than that. A year ago, I put it plainly: I want to contribute to the most absurd and outlandish future forecasts. But no, they still write back indignantly, why has nothing come true? Seriously, nothing?
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Jan 14, 2024 01:32
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Delta-Wye posted:medvedev confirms mummies are hella real, and gonna be hella alive shortly Couldn't be much worse than our current government, why not
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Jan 14, 2024 01:38
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Zoobtro posted:as a young british kid i always remember how the queen dying would mean a day off school. i wished for the queens death a lot. 30 some odd years later it finally happened and i got a couple days off work. great stuff. aliens is the next step. Nods britishly
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Jan 14, 2024 01:45
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In observance of the mind shattering realization the universe is contemplated by more than human minds, employees may leave at lunch. Employees who choose to leave will not be paid for the remainder of the day
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Jan 14, 2024 02:00
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I for one welcome our new beautiful tiny mummy overlords.
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Jan 14, 2024 02:17
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https://packaged-media.redd.it/uw21...18a66f3b897#t=0
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Jan 14, 2024 05:35
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could the psychic bent of the ufo experience be a means for non human intelligence to select for psychic humans?
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Jan 14, 2024 05:55
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Forbidden error
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Jan 14, 2024 05:55
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If you think about it, life is kinda just being lost backstage for a while.
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Jan 14, 2024 05:58
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Hatebag posted:could the psychic bent of the ufo experience be a means for non human intelligence to select for psychic humans? I think Garry Nolan pretty strongly hinted at this during that interview with Coulthart that got released a few weeks ago, even going so far as to call the caudate nucleus irregularities that seem interwoven "speciation" between those who have that mutation and those that don't.
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Jan 14, 2024 06:18
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I would like to see this interview.
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Jan 14, 2024 06:38
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Objurium posted:I think Garry Nolan pretty strongly hinted at this during that interview with Coulthart that got released a few weeks ago, even going so far as to call the caudate nucleus irregularities that seem interwoven "speciation" between those who have that mutation and those that don't. it occurred to me because there are so many descriptions of ufos being very obvious in highly populated areas. like if you wanted to figure out who can sense psychic phenomena you could just do some psychic clown poo poo and then see whose brain lights up.
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Jan 14, 2024 07:00
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Hatebag posted:it occurred to me because there are so many descriptions of ufos being very obvious in highly populated areas. like if you wanted to figure out who can sense psychic phenomena you could just do some psychic clown poo poo and then see whose brain lights up. this was the logic behind the clinics the aliens setup in XCOM 2: to secretly screen for the people who's DNA they needed
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Jan 14, 2024 07:01
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i suppose another angle on that could be selecting for more impressionable people to take advantage of
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Jan 14, 2024 07:02
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bedpan posted:this was the logic behind the clinics the aliens setup in XCOM 2: to secretly screen for the people who's DNA they needed oh lol
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Jan 14, 2024 07:03
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several people i know have described an event where a ufo did the zig zag bip bop for a while and then shoot into space maneuver. at least 3 people describing the same event. couldn't get a straight story outta em, though. very strange that it all seems to get squishy when pressed
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Jan 14, 2024 07:08
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Hatebag posted:several people i know have described an event where a ufo did the zig zag bip bop for a while and then shoot into space maneuver. at least 3 people describing the same event. people's memory is very plastic and remembering events that you didn't think were important until after those events happened is difficult. also your brain works very, very hard to paper over the cracks like your brain works very, very hard so that you don't realize your eyes are really bad at their job
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Jan 14, 2024 07:10
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