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Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Is this guy not putting any seasoning in his patty? urgh

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently also making the bun out of beef which is some advanced alchemy.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bread is just another allotrope of beef, like graphite and graphene.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently also making the bun out of beef which is some advanced alchemy.

Just an all beef double down.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

hawowanlawow posted:

I get impossible meat

Sure, let’s see your Tinder stats :rolleyes:

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


I trust that if I look into the life of an average beef cow I won't find any dastardly science stuff being foisted upon them.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I just wish they made non-spicy bean burgers for me, A Literal Baby

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
There are also lettuce, tomato and pickles clearly visible :confused:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently also making the bun out of beef which is some advanced alchemy.

Is that why they look like loving poo poo?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I love beans!

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Yes, American beef FAMOUSLY raised on grass.

Currently in Argentina and even the cheapest poo poo here makes American beef taste like grilled turds.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


If you keep saying that people will assume you're british.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I;m thinking about thos beans (on toast).

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


OwlFancier posted:

If you keep saying that people will assume you're british.

Quick dude. say refried, SAY REFRIED

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Uh, uh, heinz

poo poo!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
i love well cooked beans, like lentils

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Sandwiches only exist because somewhere down the line we got too cowardly to hold hot chunks of meat in our hands.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mister Speaker posted:

Sandwiches only exist because somewhere down the line we got too cowardly to hold hot chunks of meat in our hands.

speak for yourself! :wink:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
not to give the tiniest grain of salt, but I do think there's some weirdness / too much time and energy being put into making facsimiles of animal meat that are plant based products that are factory products that require refrigeration.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

If everyone else were like me, they'd all have wolverine claws to snikt their meat

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Mister Speaker posted:

Sandwiches only exist because somewhere down the line we got too cowardly to hold hot chunks of meat in our hands.

sandwiches exist because meat is delicious and bread is delicious, so obviously someone at some point was gonna go "hey lets put these two delicious things together and see what happens"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Those ingredients are honestly really tame.

My top objection is that there is nothing wrong with starch derived from genetically modified organisms.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah like, we should only use non-genetically-modified food sources like ... corn

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

My Spirit Otter posted:

sandwiches exist because meat is delicious and bread is delicious, so obviously someone at some point was gonna go "hey lets put these two delicious things together and see what happens"

and that someone... was the earl of sandwich

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

PhazonLink posted:

not to give the tiniest grain of salt, but I do think there's some weirdness / too much time and energy being put into making facsimiles of animal meat that are plant based products that are factory products that require refrigeration.

As opposed to shelf stable meat which requires no processing.
Most of the manufacturered fake meat is only so expensive because of economy of scale, the heavy subsidies on meat production, and profiteering. If we could halve meat consumption in the world it would have a significant effect on the environment. I'm okay if what it takes for us to get there is vegetable oil dippin' dots to make fake beef.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Platystemon posted:

Those ingredients are honestly really tame.

My top objection is that there is nothing wrong with starch derived from genetically modified organisms.

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

My Spirit Otter posted:

you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

Oh yeah, small business never cuts corners!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Subjunctive posted:

Oh yeah, small business never cuts corners!

Just like Mom and pop landlords they're morally impeachable and as a marxist-liberal I think we must welcome them into the working class

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Subjunctive posted:

Oh yeah, small business never cuts corners!

obviously they do, but itd be easier to avoid those people if your choices werent incredibly limited due corporate monopolization.

you used to have choices, now you get to choose between corporations or paying 10x more for actual butchered meat because the corporations have driven up operating costs.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

My Spirit Otter posted:

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

Source your quotes. I need to know where a take this bad came from.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

My Spirit Otter posted:

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

Big chain restaurants are near universally going to be cleaner than mom and pop restaurants and you're far likelier to get sick from the latter

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

My Spirit Otter posted:

obviously they do, but itd be easier to avoid those people if your choices werent incredibly limited due corporate monopolization.

you used to have choices, now you get to choose between corporations or paying 10x more for actual butchered meat because the corporations have driven up operating costs.

Oh I see, the invisible hand of the free market. Just don't buy the botulism canned tomatoes a second time dumbass

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

My Spirit Otter posted:

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

thanks Becky

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

My Spirit Otter posted:

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

A whole lot of Common Sense™️ went into this post.

“How I assume things are must be how they really are”


I can’t believe how much stainless steel is in this corporate kitchen! Mom and pop would never!

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Just gonna quote myself from the last time that was posted:

Agents are GO! posted:

🎵What if God was hung like us?
🎵With a huge meat blunderbus?
🎵Do you think God slays mad puss
🎵With His huge ho-ly phallus?

🎵Yeah, yeah,
🎵God's hung great~
🎵Yeah, yeah~
🎵God's got wood
🎵Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah~


Edit:
🎵He's callin' people on the phoooone
🎵Tryin' to find someone to bone
🎵Ends up in Heaven all alone
🎵Watchin' PornHub on His throne...

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!

Dameius posted:

As a refined masticator I only eat elemental Phosphorus, Uranium, two portions of Silicone, and Yttrium.

Bro that's PUSiSiY

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/IsraeliPM/status/1746277892491727341

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They’re not doing, like, uranium enrichment in veggieburger factories. They’re mixing together a bunch of commodity ingredients. It doesn’t really matter that there are a lot of them.

By far the biggest land and energy use is in growing and handling the bulk foodstuffs, whether it’s beef or beans or pea protein. Adding sea salt or ascorbic acid (vitamin C) doesn’t really move the needle.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
Guy makes a genuine apology, and chuds aren't having it.
https://twitter.com/CurmudgeonRPG/status/1746062876647784738?t=oNo1M_Z0sqbsecFecBYi5g&s=19
Someone else in the comments made a good point about conservatives and apologies-they think an apology is a form of damage control, nobody can be genuinely contrite so by saying you're sorry you're admitting weakness. Having compassion for people you might have hurt is unthinkable because it's all a power struggle to them and to be genuinely contrite gives the aggrieved party all the power. They also think it's a slippery slope and you'll concede whatever credibility you had at that point since they think you'll get hammered by everything under the sun. It's cancel culture philosophy.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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My Spirit Otter posted:

my objection is the amount of energy, time, logistics, and dedicated machinery required to process all of those things into something usable, and the waste generated by the various processes. between the meat-free options, the black bean burger requires far less ingredients and has far less of an impact on the planet. corporate commercial kitchens are disgustingly large. they have gigantic foot prints, stupid amounts of electronics, stainless steel everything, tons of vehicular traffic. not to mention the wanton use of cleaning chemicals. i am not saying a hygienic kitchen is a bad thing, but mom and pop shops are doing the same thing with way less chemical cleaners and have way less space to clean. you also don't have to worry about mom and pop shops skimping on facility maintenance to keep costs down leading to a nice e. coli or legionnaire's disease outbreak.

Isn't this how Mao got everyone to build lovely pig iron smelters in their backyards

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