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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Early Wildcard NFL GDT 1/13/24 Browns/Texans: At least it's indoors....
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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kirios posted:

We’re fine out in Hillsboro.

I didn't know you were in the Portland metro. We have about an inch on the ground in North Portland. No electrical issues but we're right by the University of Portland and I think they have some additional grid priority and redundancy.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Seems like we’ve got a bit of a shootout. I just tuned in a few minutes ago.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Flacco with the 3 yard sneak

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
that was funny

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Losing bitonio is brutal

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Jesus two yard qb sneak lol

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
that doesn't look good

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Gully Foyle
Feb 29, 2008

 That was the best sneak I've ever seen

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Losing bitonio is brutal

Yeah, arguably top 3 player on the team

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Elite Flacco

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Flacco is elite.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Harlock posted:

Elite Flacco

My man :respek:

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
heck yes

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 More scoring!

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
This browns team makes no loving sense

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
this game rules

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Harlock posted:

Elite Flacco
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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I didn't know you were in the Portland metro. We have about an inch on the ground in North Portland. No electrical issues but we're right by the University of Portland and I think they have some additional grid priority and redundancy.

Yeah been here since 2016.

We’ve got I’d say…three inches here? But power seems to be fine all around me. I’m in Orenco Station.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 jim mora is like 90

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lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

 poop!!!!!!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Rusty Cage bumper :hai:

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

jim mora is like 90

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Art Core...velay
Jun 16, 2013
 the two most aesthetically pleasing passers in the nfl are in this game tbh

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 There’s a whole generation of people who didn’t understand that commercial at all.

Folks, we’re old.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Imagine going back in time to the preseason and trying to explain that the playoffs would open with a Joe Flacco-CJ Stroud shootout

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

bean mom posted:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

88, close enough

more of a fan of his diddly poo rant that ended his saints tenure

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Losing bitonio is brutal

Isn't Dunn decent?

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
That kickoff mighta bounced out of bounds

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

mcmagic posted:

Isn't Dunn decent?

Bitonio has multiple all pros

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 TOUCHDOWN

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Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.
Just tuning in, lets go Browns :toot:

But bad timing with the Texans TD :argh:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 whoa

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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This game is drunk.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
This game is gonna be a shootout.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Wow what a game!

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Defense optional

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Hahahahahah

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
for today's game we are going to test a Defense Is Optional rules variant of football

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 HAHAHAHAHA

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 :wow:

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