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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Outpost22 posted:

What happened to Aquaman Part II, did anyone see it? Was it better than the original?
Legitimately forgot that came out

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Awww Curb Your Enthusiasm is ending? :(

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

poisonpill posted:

But it features the glorious Amber heard in a career best performance
And she and Aquaman hardly ever interact with each other onscreen!

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

MacheteZombie posted:

V good list. The Miike episode is loving wild

loving wild is an understatement. imprint remains my most extreme viewing experience. i watched it with friends, no pauses, blitzed out of our gourds and by the end we were begging for the characters to finally die so the misery and torture porn could end. the opening hooks you in with surprisingly compelling acting from billy drago, really engages you emotionally and then the loving needles come out

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Rinkles posted:

I take it the allegations of plagiarism in season 1 didn’t lead to much given that Pizzolatto remained involved in every season (though it looks like he didn’t write season 4).

Comic book writers who genuinely believe they're wizards don't tend to have "lawsuit in a foreign country" cash.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

it's kind of wild that nic pizzalotta got caught plagiarizing everything that made true detective season 1 great and it had absolutely no impact on his career

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
I dunno, having Vince Vaughn show up in his creative work immediately after has me wondering if curses from comic book wizards might be actually real.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

dreezy posted:

loving wild is an understatement. imprint remains my most extreme viewing experience. i watched it with friends, no pauses, blitzed out of our gourds and by the end we were begging for the characters to finally die so the misery and torture porn could end. the opening hooks you in with surprisingly compelling acting from billy drago, really engages you emotionally and then the loving needles come out

Miike is great

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

MacheteZombie posted:

Miike is great

so is Rich :D

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Who?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Miike, Jaay, and Riich

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Crescent Wrench posted:

I think Masters of Horror is a solid watch for horror fans, but in addition to factoring in the limits of being a cable TV show at the time, it's absolutely worth noting that the quality varies WILDLY. Horror is my favorite film genre and I almost gave up on the show four episodes in because it seemed like a downhill slide. I actually HATE the episode "Jenifer" with a passion, that was nearly the breaking point. (Not teasing the poster who mentioned it before, because the episode is spoken of highly and comes up high on rankings of all the episodes. It's just baffling to me.)

The series picks up after that, and a lot of my favorite episodes are in the back half of season one. It's an anthology, so you can skip around freely. It's fine to start with episodes by directors/actors you like, etc. My personal favorites (in order of series appearance) are:
-Cigarette Burns (John Carpenter)
-Sick Girl (Lucky McKee and Angela Bettis of May together again, probably my overall fave)
-Pick Me Up (Larry Cohen)
-Imprint (Takashi Miike, the episode Showtime refused to air)

Totally understand your feelings on "Jennifer" I admittedly haven't seen it since it hit DVD and I was still a pretty firm apologist for Argento at that point so my feelings about it now are likely different.

Screwfly stuck with me for how it manages to botch a great concept. Sick Girl is pretty fun and feels very in-line with his previous film "May" which rules.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I watched all of Masters of Horror at the time, including ordering the Takashi Miike episode on DVD since Showtime wouldn’t air it, and it’s mostly bad. Much of it is forgettable, Cigarette Burns sticks out for being really good (though still derivative of Polanski’s The Ninth Gate starring Johnny Depp :yikeseroo:), and then poo poo like Pelts and Dream Cruise stick out for being really, really bad.

I also remember thinking Showtime refused to air Imprint (the Takashi Miike episode) not due to anything extreme, but because it was just bad and not very well edited. I bought that DVD expecting something crazy and it was more of a mess.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

MacheteZombie posted:

Miike is great

I'm always open for Miike recs, I consistently dig his films but it's an intimating filmography.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I watched all of Masters of Horror at the time, including ordering the Takashi Miike episode on DVD since Showtime wouldn’t air it, and it’s mostly bad. Much of it is forgettable, Cigarette Burns sticks out for being really good (though still derivative of Polanski’s The Ninth Gate starring Johnny Depp :yikeseroo:), and then poo poo like Pelts and Dream Cruise stick out for being really, really bad.

I also remember thinking Showtime refused to air Imprint (the Takashi Miike episode) not due to anything extreme, but because it was just bad and not very well edited. I bought that DVD expecting something crazy and it was more of a mess.

I think the existence of two seasons of Masters of Horror disproves Showtime would ever withhold anything for being bad and poorly edited.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
ichi the killer is good wholesome fun

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Crescent Wrench posted:

I think the existence of two seasons of Masters of Horror disproves Showtime would ever withhold anything for being bad and poorly edited.

Fair.

Also just :lol: that after Showtime pulled the plug on Masters of Horror, NBC basically revived it as Fear Itself for broadcast TV. I watched the one Eater episode and nothing else. And people say that was the best one.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




dreezy posted:

ichi the killer is good wholesome fun

Saw it in college at the student union theater without having any idea what it was or who Takashi Miike was. It was great.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

I'm always open for Miike recs, I consistently dig his films but it's an intimating filmography.

It's such a huge catalog yeah.

Some quick recs:
Shinjuku triad society
Ley lines
Rainy dog
The dead or alive flicks
Gozu
Blade of the immortal

You've probably seen a few of these already

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

(though still derivative of Polanski’s The Ninth Gate starring Johnny Depp :yikeseroo:)
both derivative of The King in Yellow imo

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Crescent Wrench posted:

I think Masters of Horror is a solid watch for horror fans, but in addition to factoring in the limits of being a cable TV show at the time, it's absolutely worth noting that the quality varies WILDLY. Horror is my favorite film genre and I almost gave up on the show four episodes in because it seemed like a downhill slide. I actually HATE the episode "Jenifer" with a passion, that was nearly the breaking point. (Not teasing the poster who mentioned it before, because the episode is spoken of highly and comes up high on rankings of all the episodes. It's just baffling to me.)


Was Jennifer the one with the girl with the monster face? All I remember of it was the part where the creepy orderly guys were watching her getting scrubbed down in a sanitarium shower while lamenting that it was a shame her face was so hosed up since her body was so hot.

Master of Horror was a really horny show. See the episode Deer Woman which had a native-american model who didn't have a single line of dialogue but you can sure bet she took her shirt off.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Vakal posted:

Was Jennifer the one with the girl with the monster face? All I remember of it was the part where the creepy orderly guys were watching her getting scrubbed down in a sanitarium shower while lamenting that it was a shame her face was so hosed up since her body was so hot.

Yep.



Then again, those were the same orderlies that let a detective who has no familial or personal relationship or legal authority over an adult mental patient whatsoever check her out of the psych ward and take her to live with him.

billymumphrey
Mar 2, 2022
According to wookiepedia Miike is the clone of Mike

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
I'm seeing double! 4 Mikes?!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Crescent Wrench posted:

I'm always open for Miike recs, I consistently dig his films but it's an intimating filmography.

The first Miike film I ever saw was Gozu, which is basically "what if Battles Without Honor or Humanity had been condensed down into a single film, and that single film was written and directed by David Lynch"

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

having never seen any miike, I bought a ticket to a screening of his "audition" (1999) next week

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




kalel posted:

having never seen any miike, I bought a ticket to a screening of his "audition" (1999) next week

All I’ll say is that one’s a slow burn. Stay to the end!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


:neckbeard:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

MacheteZombie posted:

Miike is great

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

The first Miike film I ever saw was Gozu, which is basically "what if Battles Without Honor or Humanity had been condensed down into a single film, and that single film was written and directed by David Lynch"

Gozu was my first Miike too, and I think it’s still my favorite.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bigger Miike

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

kalel posted:

having never seen any miike, I bought a ticket to a screening of his "audition" (1999) next week

Hell yeah. I've seen that as a midnight movie myself. Go in as blind as you can, assuming you haven't read up on it too much.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

kalel posted:

having never seen any miike, I bought a ticket to a screening of his "audition" (1999) next week

Goddamn, congrats

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

d00kiemastah posted:

Earlier I was talking to a friend about how much I’m enjoying the new season of Fargo, but I just watched Miller’s Crossing yesterday for the first time since I was 20, and there’s just nothing close to the same level of quality and purity of statement.

Best not to compare the show and the movies imo. I think Fargo the show only aspires to be a collection of (generally) well told stories by a mega fan of the Coens, and he peppers visual references throughout that are just member berries. Danish Graves has an eyepatch that looks like John Goodman’s in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou; the reference is meaningless to the plot, but it did made me think of a movie I like, and that made me feel good. The more you make me think about it, the weirder it is that Fargo got made and has lasted this long, when it’s basically a giant bag of really specific film references and style impressions.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

mysterious frankie posted:

Best not to compare the show and the movies imo. I think Fargo the show only aspires to be a collection of (generally) well told stories by a mega fan of the Coens, and he peppers visual references throughout that are just member berries. Danish Graves has an eyepatch that looks like John Goodman’s in Oh Brother, Where Art Thou; the reference is meaningless to the plot, but it did made me think of a movie I like, and that made me feel good. The more you make me think about it, the weirder it is that Fargo got made and has lasted this long, when it’s basically a giant bag of really specific film references and style impressions.

Yeah Noah Hawley has some really good storytelling abilities but it’s still not anywhere near as rich as the Coen films. The one I come back to is comparing Chirguh to the various killing machines in the show (Malcolm, Hanzee, Munch) and how the show just seems to make them supernatural whereas Chirguh was terrifying but fully believable. Maybe that is also a testament to McCarthy, but I haven’t read the book.

I hadn’t realized the Danish eyepatch was a John Goodman reference but that definitely tracks with the same shape and colour etc.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Vakal posted:


Master of Horror was a really horny show. See the episode Deer Woman which had a native-american model who didn't have a single line of dialogue but you can sure bet she took her shirt off.

It was on Showtime in the 00's, so really horny was just the style at the time. That was basically the selling point of the movie channel original TV programs: "Look we can have nudity and swearing and gore".

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
watched rebel moon there, what a pile of poo poo lol

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




joylessdivision posted:

It was on Showtime in the 00's, so really horny was just the style at the time. That was basically the selling point of the movie channel original TV programs: "Look we can have nudity and swearing and gore".

They had a show called Red Shoe Diaries which was just an excuse to have famous actresses on the downside of their career do softcore. I specifically remember watching an episode because Ally Sheedy was in it. She played a woman who liked to wear wigs while having sex with her husband. She did not do any nudity. The plot of the ep had to do with their maid wearing her wigs and the husband mistaking her for Ally Sheedy and accidentally banging the wrong lady. The 90s were pretty hosed up.

David Duchovny was the Red Shoe Diaries equivalent of the crypt keeper. Except he was a sad guy who read people’s letters at the beginning and end of every episode, not a cackling corpse who made puns.

:thunk:

I think having the actual crypt keeper doing the Red Shoe intros/outros would’ve been an improvement.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I remember red shoe diaries, I think it was on the Canadian version of skinemax, Showcase. They had their raunchy stuff on Friday evenings.

They also had some good stuff like HBO shows, it’s where I watched Oz.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah, Tasha Yar was on that

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