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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Vomit pizza extra bile

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


It's no sewer pizza but it's way too reminiscent of the sewer pizza.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
topping distribution is pizza 101. don't put onions on there if it is going to look like your pet cat passed a bunch of worms on your slice.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



But what if I want six mushroom pieces for my pizza, distributed in increments of either four or one per slice

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ultrafilter posted:

It's no sewer pizza but it's way too reminiscent of the sewer pizza.

My immediate first thought. Bleh.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

ultrafilter posted:

It's no sewer pizza but it's way too reminiscent of the sewer pizza.

I ask this innocently, not wanting to tear open psychic wounds, but here goes:

What, pray tell, is the sewer pizza?

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Bananas and condensed milk IIRC

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hasturtium posted:

I ask this innocently, not wanting to tear open psychic wounds, but here goes:

What, pray tell, is the sewer pizza?

eukara
Aug 5, 2014

Do you believe in life after bomb?
That is vile

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Mestrenomicon

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

eukara posted:

That is vile

it's one of the best ever posted. up there in the Mestre's pantheon.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Deconstructed capricciosa

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

That's what you get for drinking beer from a wine glass

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
what happens when you chug wine from a beer stein

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Look upon the map of my realm, traveler, do ye dare venture into the treacherous sea of onions?

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Martman posted:

Mestrenomicon

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Rat posted:



Eat local :chef:

I was browsing the start of the thread again and this reminded me of a curry I ordered from a local place. It advertised "various vegetables in a jalfrezi sauce". It was literally a bag of frozen corn, carrots and peas dumped in jalfrezi sauce, making a watery and awful mess. After some googling I was able to figure out the exact Finnish frozen vegetable baggie they were using because the vegetable shapes were unusual.

Literally the worst curry I've ever eaten and that includes cafeteria curries that were objectively awful and an insult to Indian food.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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SniperWoreConverse posted:

what happens when you chug wine from a beer stein

You drive the invading warlord bug-eyed in terror from your quaint German town and are celebrated as the greatest mayor in history

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

By contagion heuristic, the entire house is polluted by that monstrosity. It’s like the pizza equivalent of gutter oil.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Ah, excellent, thank you. In a time when private equity firms slowly squeeze restaurants for profits until they barely resemble themselves, it’s nice to see food that lives up to its name. I’m a little surprised a baby alligator isn’t eating a rat on it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:nws: :nms: :nws: :nms:



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah that's gonna be hard to top

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Iowans love gas station pizza

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Always with the two handed grip. A very racconlike president

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





what an absolute king

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


LMAO Casey’s. Don’t know why I would expect him to spring for anything other than bottom tier gas station pizza

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Porfiriato posted:

LMAO Casey’s. Don’t know why I would expect him to spring for anything other than bottom tier gas station pizza

You take that back, Casey's pizza is great. I'd go to a Trump rally right now if it got me Casey's pizza :colbert:

Of course I wouldn't actually do that, but I grew up on Casey's and really miss it now that I live outside their territory

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




Get this man an account!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

First thing I thought of lol.

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

Domino's is really loving good ngl. it's first place.

Cici's Pizza (if I recall correctly) is second, Pizza Hut is third, and Little Caesar's is fourth.

JAnon fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jan 15, 2024

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

JAnon posted:

Domino's is really loving good ngl. it's first place.

Cici's Pizza (if I recall correctly) is second, Pizza Hut is third, and Little Caesar's is fourth.

How are you not permabanned yet?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


JAnon posted:

Domino's is really loving good ngl. it's first place.

Cici's Pizza (if I recall correctly) is second, Pizza Hut is third, and Little Caesar's is fourth.

:catstare:

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023

Theophany posted:

How are you not permabanned yet?

hey at least I haven't been probed as much as you have!

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'll go to bat for dominos sometimes but cici's?!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



gently caress Domino's, they're the worst of the national chains. I won't even redeem a free pizza coupon because I'll get sick of it by the second slice and throw the rest away. No idea about CiCi's, I used to like them but haven't been to one in probably 15 years.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I've never had Cici's but even the commercials that I used to see made it look like 3rd tier buffet trash.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Cici's barely classifies as food lol. my record in college was 26 slices :rip:

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