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tell that to my kid
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ice ice baby and cotton eyed joe forever but now it's whomp there it is
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My daughter is currently obsessed with the soundtrack for Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, which was her favorite Christmas movie this year. It sounds like I have it good, although there is plenty of time for things to fall apart (she's four).
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5yo’s favourite song is Shake It Off by T. Swift. I don’t like it, but at least it’s a song. she also likes Kingslayer and Heavy Metal by BMTH. had to have a quick chat explaining that swearing is OK in songs, but that’s not purchase to write songs for the express purpose of swearing
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Subjunctive posted:tell that to my kid oh. lol
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little jones likes listening to groove salad on soma fm he also likes other things, but that's the one that really tickles me
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mini pony spiked a 104°F fever which caused a febrile seizure so we just got to spend four hours at the pediatric ER. that was the opposite of fun. guess the good news is we won't have to worry about our deductible from here on out.
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Shifty Pony posted:mini pony spiked a 104°F fever which caused a febrile seizure so we just got to spend four hours at the pediatric ER. that was the opposite of fun. fuckin scary. hope the little one starts feeling better soon.
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dang feel better pony jr. ER visits when it's your kid is ultra scary for me
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most kids dont die
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echinopsis posted:most kids dont die anymore
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echinopsis posted:anymore And yet you hear people talking about how good the good ole days were or how they'd like to go back in time. I think people forget about medicine when making those claims.
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ah yes, I work on the the front lines of vaccines and little actually makes me more mad a giant chunk of our education when it comes to being a vaccinator is a) dealing with anaphylaxis and b) understanding vaccine risk kinda wanna have people come at me ngl. I could take them down with facts and reason but feel like a swift roundhouse kick might work better
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Jan 5, 2024 08:42
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my oldest thanked me and the missus for dinner tonight out of left field and drat that was cool
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Jan 5, 2024 08:56
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read her a book on feelings last night (my wife bought it, I think it's a bit old for her and some of its poetic descriptions don't make sense) but after she said "I feel happy" 
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my 14yo asked me if i’d ever done drugs and I thought about it for a moment (and instead of saying like hell yea son you were conceive..) I said no and he said ew you nerd
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echinopsis posted:my 14yo asked me if i’d ever done drugs and I thought about it for a moment (and instead of saying like hell yea son you were conceive..) I said no and he said ew you nerd echi you've done a good job raising a child that so comprehensively owns you on a regular basis
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Jan 5, 2024 12:54
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:echi you've done a good job raising a child that so comprehensively owns you on a regular basis yeah, I’m in a similar situation with my kids and I’ll admit I smile inside every time they crush me with a dinner-time rejoinder. just inside, though
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CompeAnansi posted:And yet you hear people talking about how good the good ole days were or how they'd like to go back in time. I think people forget about medicine when making those claims. Powerful Two-Hander posted:echi you've done a good job raising a child that so comprehensively owns you on a regular basis
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evil_bunnY posted:I have a child mortality rates graph saved on my phone for just these people. can u share some
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evil_bunnY posted:I have a child mortality rates graph saved on my phone i hate to kink shame, but…..
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echinopsis posted:can u share some https://www.statista.com/statistics/1258353/infant-mortality-rate-in-europe/ polyester concept posted:i hate to kink shame, but…..
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We had a super lazy morning and the kids let us sleep in until 9(!) and I didn't do poo poo but make sure they each ate some bagel but when I came back downstairs they were... playing a cooperative boardgame and listening to an audiobook at the same time. #blessed #BetterLuckyThanGood
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thankyou
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it seems like our boy is starting to prefer me a little bit over my wife which makes me feel bad. poor wife, he just kept crying a bunch this morning and every time she put him down he’d keep crying and crawling over to me at the same time. it’s probably just because we’re on a vacation and everything is messed up, still feels bad though.
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I'm sure I've posted this before but we always say "Mommy forever, for now!" (or "daddy" as appropriate) when our kiddo is going through those phases. I found it to be a comforting reminder that I won't be the (dis)preferred parent for long, and I should make the most of it in whatever way I can. Whether that means cherishing the attention or enjoying some kid-free time to knock out other stuff (and pick up more chores if your partner is super busy with all the attention).
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Eeyo posted:it seems like our boy is starting to prefer me a little bit over my wife which makes me feel bad. poor wife, he just kept crying a bunch this morning and every time she put him down he’d keep crying and crawling over to me at the same time. sounds like some good material to throw in her face the next time you have a big fight 
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we’ve never had a big fight, so i’ll have tons of ammo
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Eeyo posted:it seems like our boy is starting to prefer me a little bit over my wife which makes me feel bad. poor wife, he just kept crying a bunch this morning and every time she put him down he’d keep crying and crawling over to me at the same time. i am experiencing the exact same thing. just out of vacation and it feels like our 15 months old is mostly crying when with her mom. when she's with me she's super adorable. i'm sure it will all change back in less than a week when i'm back to working 100% and my so is "lucky" to spend 50% of her time with her. it's part of the reason why i'm slowly working my way to convincing my employer to allow me to work part-time (90%) with the same pay. one can dream.
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Corla Plankun posted:I'm sure I've posted this before but we always say "Mommy forever, for now!" (or "daddy" as appropriate) when our kiddo is going through those phases. How long do these phases last? Because my 21-month old daughter has strongly preferred my company since she was able to express a preference. And we're 3 people looking after her but no one else seems to get a turn to be her favorite.
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getting all the emotions right now, rage to upset to bossy to clingy to cute to running around etc etc. however we are "her best friends" so that's nice
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well crap, i think i got my son sick with whatever i caught on the airplane. at least i'm starting to feel slightly better (at least for now).
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We got to have our first experience with norovirus. Boy, that was something.
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Eeyo posted:well crap, i think i got my son sick with whatever i caught on the airplane. this game of tag never ends
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one of the twins wanted to start taking a salad with him for school lunch a while ago, which, absolutely! we learned from him recently that he wanted to take a salad because pretty much everyone at his table brings one as well. Now that he brings a salad, he has created Salad Club at the table. He proposed a rule that if you don’t bring a salad, you have to run ten laps around the blacktop at recess - and everyone agreed. There is one kid that doesn’t, and he runs laps every day. im not sure whether to be proud of his leadership or horrified at the future implications, but it is funny as hell regardless.
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the first rule of salad club, is that you need to tell people about salad club
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:the first rule of salad club, is that you need to tell people about salad club lol learn sign language to reach more people
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prisoner of waffles posted:We had a super lazy morning and the kids let us sleep in until 9(!) and I didn't do poo poo but make sure they each ate some bagel but when I came back downstairs they were... playing a cooperative boardgame and listening to an audiobook at the same time. Eeyo posted:it seems like our boy is starting to prefer me a little bit over my wife which makes me feel bad. poor wife, he just kept crying a bunch this morning and every time she put him down he’d keep crying and crawling over to me at the same time.
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"I want a nap" "well it's bed time so let's get you ready" "no! I don't want to go to bed I want a nap!" I mean I guess they are technically two different things.
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