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Bud Lite
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dak Sak!

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Next defensive coordinator really needs to build around the Packers front 7

That's a really strong pass rush

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Cowboys softest team in the NFL since 1996.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Can't kick a 59-yarder? :sad:

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Turns out 'not being Zeke Elliot' isn't a great attribute when Zeke isn't on the team anymore

Also, Sak Prescott

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
L

M

A

O

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Mega64 posted:

Sak Pickscott

:hmmyes:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Sak Prescott

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Dak getting happy feet and missing out on a 1st down throw, you love to see it

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I hope Anger is actually a super chill dude

Benjamin Disraeli
Oct 19, 2005

Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
Let's play a Love game!

Harlock posted:

I really don't understand why Fat Mike keeps putting them in third in long with these bad runs

You must not be familiar with Fat Mike.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

these WRs absolutely suck at the scramble drill, get open for your QB assholes

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Pops Mgee posted:

hooting and hollering


Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
NIN bumper :emo:

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Cowboys are on tilt

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Instead of taking a penalty why doesn’t the punter just back up

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Ragnarok the Red posted:

MNFC East posting, much like the Force, binds us all together my friend

you're good people and imo your team, which i hate more than rear end cancer, is still not out of it

Bumhead
Sep 26, 2022

YEEEAAAAH HERE WE GOOOO becoming increasingly hilarious as this goes on

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

BITE

THE

HAND THE FEEDS

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I hope Anger is actually a super chill dude

our kickers are the only thing everybody should unite and be cool with


they're good

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Run on second down, take a loss, get in third and long, drive over. Every time today

In the Colosseum
Jan 2, 2008

They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it is obscene.

bean mom posted:

BITE

THE

HAND THE FEEDS

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Is being a cowboys fan just like repeatedly kicking yourself in the nuts for year after year?

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Nine Inch Nails needle drop!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Can't decide if this Das Racist instacart commercial is :capitalism: or thematically appropriate.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I love to watch the same dumb bullshit happen every year

It’s almost comforting in a way

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

as we all expected, the super bowl will be jordan love vs. cj stroud

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I wish people who worked for instacart would be classified as employees

Gaston Bachelard
Mar 26, 2009

When the image is new, the world is new.
It’s really funny to think about how there are Cowboys fans who like and think their team is good.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Bumper music on point today

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I'm at the combination football game and grocery store

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Football is good and/or great

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Shinjobi posted:

our kickers are the only thing everybody should unite and be cool with


they're good

Honestly?

I figured you’d kick the field goal there. That’s how good he’s been.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Delay of game on Dallas. THEY ARE AT HOME

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
OMG someone gif that Dak stare

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I suppose Dallas will come back to win with the refs but this is a nice start

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I hope Anger is actually a super chill dude

It's funny that Anger was dogshit for the team that took him in the third round and has been great everywhere else he's been

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
go pack

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Who will the Cowboys replace McCarthy with after he gets fired via text at Waffle house tonight?

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Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Number19 posted:

Football is good and/or great

Maybe not if you a Cowboys fan but if you are who cares?

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