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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Sunday Night NFL Wild Card GDT: Lions Bitch?
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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

surf rock posted:

Lions are doing a great job of containing Kyren Williams

We're actually really good against the run, and I heard the Rams are 1-4 when he gets less than 100 yards.

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 gently caress off lions d

you can't let them convert that

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 I need a gift of that Stafford head waggle

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Shinji2015 posted:

Wentz salivating at the thought of getting his postseason run

CJ Wentz doing what Foles did to him and winning the Super Bowl as a backup would be hilarious (if AFC's team isn't the Ravens)

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
wait, nobody told me that Aaron Glenn is Stringer Bell with facial hair

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://x.com/stephenasmith/status/1746704420694311059?s=20

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 this game is so fun, this is offense heaven

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Finally a proper shootout!

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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

 loving hell

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Do not even ask posted:

lions make a stop?!

Difficulty impossible

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 hope you bet the over

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
The over in this game was the easiest bet of the weekend.

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zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe
Points for the point god!

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This game is a shootout, drat

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Well I see why the corner went for the breakup there. Um...it did not work very well.

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Do not even ask posted:

gently caress off lions d

you can't let them convert that

Oh sweet, my stream is behind again. :mad:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Who's that goon that was complaining about this being a blowout? :ramsay:

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol I thought that was a pick and it turned into a TD.

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
Holy poo poo Stafford!

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Wow Stafford

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
 Don't worry about a blowout the Lions' D will ensure the Rams stay in this one.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

 Man, that was quite the fit

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Tutu bad for the Lions

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 it is so funny that the bears supposedly play the same sport as these teams

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AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

 damnnnnnnnnnnnn

Stafford owns

imagine him on this Lions team

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
this is such a fun offense

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Rogue Elephant
May 1, 2007

 barn burner

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 What is this “defense” you speak of? This is the only NFL game I’ve ever seen I’m not seeing any of this “defense” demonstrated.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

 Desmond Tutu running crazy

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Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Rogue Elephant posted:

barn burner

yep

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
So close to a :doink:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

mcmagic posted:

The over in this game was the easiest bet of the weekend.

Unders in MIA/KC was pretty easy too with how cold it was

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Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

 The blood must be shooting out of the hole in Staffords hand now, he is still on fire.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Never punt

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Play some defense Lions.

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Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
 Why even bother running if you're the Rams

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Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

davecrazy posted:

Play some defense Lions.

Many have said this

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

MJeff posted:

lol I thought that was a pick and it turned into a TD.

Same here.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 That was an amazing throw.

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PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp
Lions you should have known better than to make Stafford bleed

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