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Toxic Mental posted:A nonzero number of people will hear this and then actually die because it convinced them to go to a caucus for a steak salesman Vote & Die in the caucus seems like a shortsighted strategy even as a joke unless the punchline is dead republicans voting in the general.
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Jan 15, 2024 05:39
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Toxic Mental posted:A nonzero number of people will hear this and then actually die because it convinced them to go to a caucus for a steak salesman Someone do the needful and photoshop a MAGA hat onto Jack Nicholson's frozen corpse at the end of The Shining
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Jan 15, 2024 05:40
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Escape From Noise posted:It's funny how he clearly has no idea what RINO or "globalists" means anymore. Well, maybe not the second one isn't as funny. Not that I'm even ironically a fan of Jeb Bush or anything, but wow, no wonder the dude lost the popular vote. He's checked the gently caress out.
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Jan 15, 2024 05:40
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I mean, these are the same people who held a rally outside of Dear Leader's hospital when he got COVID and probably spread it to one another while Our Favorite President did laps around the hospital without a mask, infecting the secret service in the car with him. 
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Jan 15, 2024 05:51
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keepin them teeth clean
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Jan 15, 2024 05:59
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Toxic Mental posted:A nonzero number of people will hear this and then actually die because it convinced them to go to a caucus for a steak salesman it's a drat shame
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Jan 15, 2024 06:01
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FuturePastNow posted:it's a drat shame IKR? If they die now they won't be around to vote in the election.
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Jan 15, 2024 06:03
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Michael Tracey is still alive? I thought he was brutally murdered live on camera?
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Jan 15, 2024 06:03
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Facebook Aunt posted:IKR? If they die now they won't be around to vote in the election. No matter! He'll send wave after wave of his own voters to the polls!
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Jan 15, 2024 06:05
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Escape From Noise posted:Michael Tracey is still alive? I thought he was brutally murdered live on camera? Michael Tracey is like The Phantom, When one dies another takes up the "Michael Tracey" mantel. The only reason this is not more widely known is no one gives a drat about Michael Tracey.
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Jan 15, 2024 06:07
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Hirayuki posted:Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ "Sacrifice your lives for Meeeeeeee! Your Favorite President!" - someone who actually has a chance of becoming president and totally cares about those voters
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Jan 15, 2024 06:09
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I wonder if somehow he doesn't win the primary he'll blame his loser followers for not dying enough.
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Jan 15, 2024 06:12
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Hirayuki posted:Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ He forgot "to me"
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Jan 15, 2024 06:12
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Hirayuki posted:Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ 
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Jan 15, 2024 06:14
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Im confused: why is the Iowa caucus so early? Hasn't it always usually been in February, or am I just an idiot?
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Jan 15, 2024 06:15
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^corn state wanted to feel important with da first big prez event. maybe this is the timeline where he loses Iowa in nov due to loses here.
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Jan 15, 2024 06:17
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Escape From Noise posted:Michael Tracey is still alive? I thought he was brutally murdered live on camera? If every person in attendance votes for Trump, he's unstoppable!
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Jan 15, 2024 06:21
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Purgatory Glory posted:If every person in attendance votes for Trump, he's unstoppable! Big, beautiful crowds!
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Jan 15, 2024 06:22
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Fabulousity posted:Is his campaign hiring charter busses to bring the Chuds in but then stranding them afterwards again? They made a typo and they hired charter bussies
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Jan 15, 2024 06:31
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A whole spring and summer of broke, disheveled Trump campaigning between court cases is going to be hilarious. It might kill him
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Jan 15, 2024 06:37
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The courtroom artist really did capture the "kid wearing dad's big boy suit" energy of Junior. (As per this article) 
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Jan 15, 2024 06:41
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Demon Of The Fall posted:A whole spring and summer of broke, disheveled Trump campaigning between court cases is going to be hilarious. It might kill him a man can dream
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Jan 15, 2024 06:57
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Asterite34 posted:Someone do the needful and photoshop a MAGA hat onto Jack Nicholson's frozen corpse at the end of The Shining Someone already did that in this thread. In the last 20 pages even, I think.
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Jan 15, 2024 07:00
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Trump wins Iowa but kills his entire base doing it Iowa flips blue for the 3 democrats in the state that vote??
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Jan 15, 2024 07:14
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Escape From Noise posted:Michael Tracey is still alive? I thought he was brutally murdered live on camera? look at all those masks on those old people. I'm sure they all have the most recent covid & flu boosters, especially since they trekked out in -30f or whatever 
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Jan 15, 2024 07:19
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lol the idea of trump seeing his thralls as expendable pawns to be sacrificed in suicidal charges to events in the freezing cold. He really doesnt understand he needs to be preserving his chuds
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Jan 15, 2024 07:23
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Renreeja posted:lol the idea of trump seeing his thralls as expendable pawns to be sacrificed in suicidal charges to events in the freezing cold. He really doesnt understand he needs to be preserving his chuds TBF, he already did this with COVID as well as abandoning them at isolated rallies in sub zero temperatures so it definitely fits a pattern he's set.
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Jan 15, 2024 07:27
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 07:29
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 Imagine I knew what I was doing and edited a MAGA hat in
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Jan 15, 2024 07:44
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Hirayuki posted:Trump on Iowa’s subzero temps: ‘Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it’ “You can’t sit home. If you’re sick as a dog, you say, ‘Darling, I gotta make it,’” Trump said at an Indianola rally on Sunday. “Even if you vote and then pass away, it’s worth it, remember.” Yes, yes, tell people who are "sick as a dog" to crowd in a room together for hours. The cold temps will weaken the immune systems of your other supporters, making them more vulnerable to the viral stew you're cooking up. That loving idiot.
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Jan 15, 2024 07:56
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Trump: “Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make” Lord Farquaad: “Isn’t this getting a bit old by now?”
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Jan 15, 2024 07:59
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Trump looking amazing in his The Noid cosplay   https://twitter.com/_johnnymaga/status/1746639663643652346
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Jan 15, 2024 08:13
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Holy poo poo 
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Jan 15, 2024 08:14
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the sound of a thousand chuds popping boners about a vague penis outline in his pants
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Jan 15, 2024 08:16
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Wtf is that edited? He’s so loving orange
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Jan 15, 2024 08:16
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Infinitum posted:
Lol. Truly, only an ubermensch with a rippling, muscled physique could lift and carry the vast weight of...8 pizzas.
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Jan 15, 2024 08:16
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Trump does seem genuinely happy in the presence of fast food and pizza, if not his sons.
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Jan 15, 2024 08:17
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I bet Biden couldn't even lift a Chicago deep dish!  Edit: Wait. Are those pizzas from Casey's General Store? Isn't that basically a 7-11 for flyover states?
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Jan 15, 2024 08:19
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Lube Enthusiast posted:Wtf is that edited? He’s so loving orange Imagine basing 77 years old and basing your whole image around Being Orange and the skintone difference is this: 
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Jan 15, 2024 08:19
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Lube Enthusiast posted:Wtf is that edited? He’s so loving orange lol yeah that's bronzer. I think the lighting just makes it look oranger than usual.
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Jan 15, 2024 08:22
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