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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
LOINS own, Dan Campbell owns, it's cool that they finally won a playoff game in front of their home crowd.

Also it's cool that the Cowboys graciously got blown out by the 2024 Green Bay Packers at home, thereby obviating the ref gently caress-up that enabled them to beat the Lions and become the #2 seed in the first place.

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1746739838496227419

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

This guy is the ultimate sicko.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nice to see Bricktop at the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsWMdxTMcw

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

nbc is claiming that 23 million people watched that kc miami game on peacock. 23 million is on par with the viewership of the college ncg on espn and about 2.5 million more than the least watched playoff game last year (chargers jags, 20.6 million, normal rear end nbc). that number seems like bullshit to me.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


post hole digger posted:

nbc is claiming that 23 million people watched that kc miami game on peacock. 23 million is on par with the viewership of the college ncg on espn and about 2.5 million more than the least watched playoff game last year (chargers jags, 20.6 million, normal rear end nbc). that number seems like bullshit to me.

because https://twitter.com/royaltothebay/status/1746336437250003336

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Soul Glo posted:

royal rumble is also in two weeks

I get Shitdick Peacock for free from Comcast but I think the stupid playoff game was literally the first time I ever even figured out how to log into it. If I can watch some dumb wrasslin' with my kids maybe I will log in a second time :tipshat:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Petty motherfucker, you try living in Detroit with a bum rear end qb that can't ever get them to the playoffs.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

gently caress the chiefs and gently caress the cowboys

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
“gently caress the Cowboys” is a cardinal rule, always and forever. Until the heat death of the universe.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
It's too bad Stafford's first game in Detroit as a Ram was also Detroit's first home playoff game in forever.

Both franchises won huge in that deal, hopefully Stafford is given a standing O if he returns again before he retires.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
lol

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I'm all in goin for detroit. Would be cool to see them get one.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
went to bed at half time because there is no way I can justify staying up until 4am when I have to be up at 7 for work. Woke up a little bit later to see the Lions were up by one with eight minutes to go. Woke up at nearly 5am for a piss to see a notification that we'd won. Lions bitch

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

https://twitter.com/markpearsontv/status/1746746511101190470

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

It must be so loving fun to work for the Lions these days

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

This is deranged. He is capable of absolutely anything. This man's ego died 40 years ago he has achieved annihilation

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Also Sean McVay is a coward for punting

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Blunderkind

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Gonz posted:

“gently caress the Cowboys” is a cardinal rule, always and forever. Until the heat death of the universe.

:hai:

Yesterday was great. Love that win for the Lions too. I'm expecting bad things to happen to the Eagles tonight but I can live with that knowing they were in the playoffs longer than the Cowboys.

I should note that I'm not actively rooting against the Eagles like some Eagles fans are because that's loser poo poo.

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
gently caress the Cowboys

Now it's time for the Packers to go away because I can't stand one team having good/great quarterback back play for 30+ consecutive years. There's some real sick black magic poo poo going on in Green Bay and it must be stopped.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I remember everyone making GBS threads on the Campbell pick when he was hired a few years ago. Some meathead former tightend who talked about biting kneecaps and all this grit and poo poo, no one believed it because lol Lions. For the first year I gave him grace and it was about what I expected because hey, Lions. When we started last season with that losing streak I was like "oh... Yeah lions again :sigh:" but man when they started winning and put the NFL on notice... What a turnaround :unsmith:

If Dan Campbell ever makes me doubt him again I will face God and walk backwards into hell. Whatever happens, he's given hope to this franchise and that's worth celebrating

That being said, we don't have a Superbowl caliber defense and I'm kind of worried about that not gonna lie

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Black Sunshine posted:

gently caress the Cowboys

Now it's time for the Packers to go away because I can't stand one team having good/great quarterback back play for 30+ consecutive years. There's some real sick black magic poo poo going on in Green Bay and it must be stopped.

It's the power of socialism, the true people's science.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ahahahahaha

https://x.com/barstoolbigcat/status/1746710698208399550?s=46&t=JBd6ZXmGQ3LmWL-ineTnAA

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Seth Pecksniff posted:

NBC again? Ugh what the hell

nobody noticed that abc/espn gets a divisional round game starting this year

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Oh yeah that's the stuff

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vertical Lime posted:

nobody noticed that abc/espn gets a divisional round game starting this year

Tbh I was hoping for abc/ESPN because I at least have Hulu and Paramount+

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I remember everyone making GBS threads on the Campbell pick when he was hired a few years ago. Some meathead former tightend who talked about biting kneecaps and all this grit and poo poo, no one believed it because lol Lions. For the first year I gave him grace and it was about what I expected because hey, Lions. When we started last season with that losing streak I was like "oh... Yeah lions again :sigh:" but man when they started winning and put the NFL on notice... What a turnaround :unsmith:

If Dan Campbell ever makes me doubt him again I will face God and walk backwards into hell. Whatever happens, he's given hope to this franchise and that's worth celebrating

That being said, we don't have a Superbowl caliber defense and I'm kind of worried about that not gonna lie

I think a lot of the reaction was just eye-rolling at Campbell's cliche bukakke when we've heard similar things from now-fired coaches. (Long live "exotic smashmouth") Some of it struck me as a lot of out-of-shape fans consoling themselves with the idea that mental and physical abilities are mutually exclusive and that Campbell couldn't possibly have an IQ over 70. Happy that most everyone was wrong.

Some credit, incredibly, has to go to the Fords for bringing in him and Holmes and letting them build what we see now. (Holmes in particular should be exec of the millenium) They rightfully get flack for decades of incompetence, but we now see with owners like Tepper around that things can always be worse. Glad they were largely given time to work through the losses and to build something better.

The one complaint I have with the Lions after yesterday was their DBs' tendency toward spearing other players. Higbee left the game after a tackle that looked identical to the one that gave the Vikings' TE a ruptured ACL & MCL. The Lions have been relatively lucky in avoiding injuries and they're the heartwarming story right now. Neither will continue if this trend keeps up. Even if you somehow write off the injuring opponents as acceptable, a spear tackle glancing off of Dak during the Cowboys game led to a missed safety and a 9-point swing. It's completely counterproductive. I'm hoping they relearn to use their arms before next weekend.

Past that, yesterday bordered on a religious experience. Happy for the team and for all the oldheads in the crowd who've incredibly been giving this organization time and money for decades. While I'd love for them to beat Philly and to make Matt Patricia cry on live TV, everything from here on out is gravy.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Cowboys fans are acting like real Eagles fans rn with their "actually our roster is and has always been poo poo and we only won any games the past three seasons off of luck or bad competition" bullshit

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

indigi posted:

Cowboys fans are acting like real Eagles fans rn with their "actually our roster is and has always been poo poo and we only won any games the past three seasons off of luck or bad competition" bullshit

It's the least competitive they've looked in a playoff game since mmmmmaybe the Romo game against the Vikings back around 2010. It's year 4 or so of McCarthy, and 12 wins rings hollow when this is the follow through. Quinn's defense looks as fraudulent as it's ever, and you cannot convince me the Diggs injury had this much of an effect. Micah was a nonfactor again, Lamb was a nonfactor, Dak looked bad. Even if you suggest "planets aligned and they had their worst game at the worst time," the stated goal this year make it to the NFC title game bare minimum and they had as "easy" a path as they could get. To not only fail this test, but to do so in such spectacular fashion, should be the end of a few careers in the city.

What it isn't is a team winning games it should have lost a season after going to the super bowl. Eagles fans can and should shut the gently caress up.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I don’t know all the drama with lamb and Dallas, but the pregame really went out of the way to disprove things that were very obvious during the game. He looked like he didn’t give a poo poo. Although just from a casual observers perspective and not a cowboys fan, it looked more like dak couldn’t hit poo poo in the first half.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I think the Cowboys are fine and should run it back

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Green Bay has more playoff wins than Dallas does in their own stadium

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

it must be weird to be a Cowboys fan under 30. Your team reliably suffers humiliating playoff defeats every year but everyone still hates you and gloats when you lose as if you had a 20 year dynasty

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hot Diggity! posted:

Green Bay has more playoff wins than Dallas does in their own stadium

Cowboys have not been to the Super Bowl since the panthers beat them in 1996

I was there the day the strength of Dallas fell

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

AndrewP posted:

it must be weird to be a Cowboys fan under 30. Your team reliably suffers humiliating playoff defeats every year but everyone still hates you and gloats when you lose as if you had a 20 year dynasty

All I know is abstract art in the performance of misery but also everyone hates them but also I hate the majority of fellow fans in the area because their brains are still stuck in the 90s.

I am old enough to have owned an Emmitt Smith poster but that was more just what you did back then, cause I certainly wasn't paying close attention to sports.

epic bacon
Sep 19, 2022

i don't really hate the Cowboys. i found them annoying 30 years ago. i hate the Eagles way more. might be because of Ace Ventura

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

I missed all the games yesterday and just saw the scores lmfaoooo

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’ve disliked the Cowboys since Tony Dorsett was their RB, Tex Schramm ran the front office, and Tom Landry was their head coach.

I am forever.

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Everybody in the Philly/NJ/NY area knows at least one person who became a Cowboys fan because they were hot poo poo in the early 90's and wanted to front run, including my childhood best friend who arrived to the bus stop one morning in a fresh new Cowboys starter pullover jacket, a top 10 anime betrayal. He's seen the light since but we are a product of events

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