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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I don't know what this video is even about. I just find it very funny that it's cut off almost completely.


Edit: Snipe!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jan 15, 2024

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great username
Dec 28, 2023

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

It's nice that he has a hat to remind everyone he's the captain. :captainpop:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Captain Cauc

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Beanie King sounds like some weird local commercial kind of guy.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Pim Tool u just been LOOMERED

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Escape From Noise posted:

The Beanie King sounds like some weird local commercial kind of guy.


'the beanie king'

a pathetic sad sack of poo poo who wears a beanie because he's so insecure about his male pattern baldness that he refuses to ever be seen without it

i know it's loomer but god this poo poo is like beyond parody

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ishikabibble posted:

'the beanie king'

a pathetic sad sack of poo poo who wears a beanie because he's so insecure about his male pattern baldness that he refuses to ever be seen without it

i know it's loomer but god this poo poo is like beyond parody

And on top of that people keep calling him right wing despite his insistence that he skews left despite rejecting the left-right dichotomy! Very unfair!

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

Escape From Noise posted:

I bet Biden couldn't even lift a Chicago deep dish! :elon:

Edit: Wait. Are those pizzas from Casey's General Store? Isn't that basically a 7-11 for flyover states?

Looks like it from their wikipedia page.

Edit: "While Casey's and Couche-Tard were battling for company control, in September 2010, 7-Eleven offered a $2 billion bid for control of the company. Casey's and 7-Eleven engaged in discussions, but in November 2010 elected not to proceed with a merger."

Also Couche-Tard - I - I just don't even know what to say.

nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Jan 15, 2024

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Donald Trump is a ludicrous man.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BrigadierSensible posted:

Donald Trump is a ludicrous man.

Ludicrously handsome and strong! :smugdon:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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BrigadierSensible posted:

Donald Trump is a ludicrous man.

you are jealous of his rich complexion and svelte 6'3" 215lb figure and it is :sad:

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Toxic Mental posted:

Osama Bin Laden successfully Inception'ed fascism into the brains of like 40% of America

Straight up. It's insane that the main character of the 21st century was barely in it.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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Time_pants posted:

Straight up. It's insane that the main character of the 21st century was barely in it.

lol the most successful terrorist of the modern era spent most of his time in the limelight chilling in a gated compound in Pakistan watching anime and porn while the United States collectively lost its loving mind

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

withak posted:

If only there was a widely-available drug that could rid you of parasites.

Paxlovid i hear is good for that.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Escape From Noise posted:

I bet Biden couldn't even lift a Chicago deep dish! :elon:

Edit: Wait. Are those pizzas from Casey's General Store? Isn't that basically a 7-11 for flyover states?

They do actually have pretty solid pizza. Better than the other major pizza chains, usually at least.

Donald Trump seems quite nervous for how hard he's pushing the Iowa vote though.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

lol

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

lmao

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
LOLin at Donald Trump stressing to carry 8 takeout pizzas

ROFL

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Google tells me that would weigh about 24lbs, which is obviously nothing but I also wouldn't be surprised if carrying that much weight literally killed Don

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Failed Imagineer posted:

Google tells me that would weigh about 24lbs, which is obviously nothing but I also wouldn't be surprised if carrying that much weight literally killed Don

I don't think one pizza weighs 3 lbs. Even assuming they're 12 inches.. that's maybe 2 lbs at best. 16 lbs.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Somebody order a pizza and get a set of scales. We'll stay up all night if we have to.

VV lol

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Also can't rule out some of those bring empty boxes.

Trump is cheap as poo poo.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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dr_rat posted:

Also can't rule out some of those bring empty boxes.

Trump is cheap as poo poo.

not when it comes to fast food

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Hey that was the White house paying, when it's campaign donations, with how easy that is to embezzle that's basically trumps money.

Gotta be far more careful than that.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





dr_rat posted:

Hey that was the White house paying, when it's campaign donations, with how easy that is to embezzle that's basically trumps money.

Gotta be far more careful than that.

i mean someone paid but it wasn't the white house. everyone was furloughed by that point, including the chefs, which is why he pulled this stunt.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Somebody order a pizza and get a set of scales. We'll stay up all night if we have to.

VV lol

It is surprisingly difficult to find the weight of an authentic hot dog stuffed crust pizza, which one must assume weighs more than a cheese stuffed crust, which does in fact weigh more than unstuffed.

I would be willing to gift a forums upgrade to a goon willing to make artisanal hotdog stuffed crust pizza, weigh it, share a picture, and calculate the weight of eight Donald j Trumps with eight pizzas each.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Strong Sauce posted:

i mean someone paid but it wasn't the white house. everyone was furloughed by that point, including the chefs, which is why he pulled this stunt.

Furlough or not trump would of found a way to make the government pay for it, even if it meant billing it for them later for it. Hell even if it mean ebaying random whitehouse furniture of equivalent value.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

LordSloth posted:

It is surprisingly difficult to find the weight of an authentic hot dog stuffed crust pizza, which one must assume weighs more than a cheese stuffed crust, which does in fact weigh more than unstuffed.

I would be willing to gift a forums upgrade to a goon willing to make artisanal hotdog stuffed crust pizza, weigh it, share a picture, and calculate the weight of eight Donald j Trumps with eight pizzas each.

Each Trump.had 8 pizzas, and each pizza had 8 slices, and each slice had 8 mini pepperonis. Mini peps, slices, pizzas and Trump's, how many were going to supermaxx prison?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Failed Imagineer posted:

Each Trump.had 8 pizzas, and each pizza had 8 slices, and each slice had 8 mini pepperonis. Mini peps, slices, pizzas and Trump's, how many were going to supermaxx prison?

Oh I know this one!!!

...aww crap were the ones heading to the supermaxx aren't we. :(

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Failed Imagineer posted:

Each Trump.had 8 pizzas, and each pizza had 8 slices, and each slice had 8 mini pepperonis. Mini peps, slices, pizzas and Trump's, how many were going to supermaxx prison?

8 no sauce, no cheese pizzas.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Orange man bad STRONG!

Farm?

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
lol I thought it was a bit they were doing but apparently they're genuinely acting like walking 20 feet with 8 pizzas is some sort of super human achievement that us mortals could not dream of doing. This is more embarrassing than the "he's the best at drinking water" bit from a few years ago

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


What is the colour difference between his bronzer and those boxes? Answer me seriously -what?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

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Steadiman posted:

lol I thought it was a bit they were doing but apparently they're genuinely acting like walking 20 feet with 8 pizzas is some sort of super human achievement that us mortals could not dream of doing. This is more embarrassing than the "he's the best at drinking water" bit from a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO_BdivESOk

first he bitched about the ramp, and then told the story about the ramp, and then he drank a glass of water with one hand to raucous applause

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Jan 15, 2024

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

Steadiman posted:

lol I thought it was a bit they were doing but apparently they're genuinely acting like walking 20 feet with 8 pizzas is some sort of super human achievement that us mortals could not dream of doing. This is more embarrassing than the "he's the best at drinking water" bit from a few years ago

They also ignore his signature wobble where he can barely even walk while carrying those pizzas.

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Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010


*8-bit YMCA ringtone*

"Sam, it's Fat Orange-Man. I urgently need those ketchup packets and all the piss grenades you can carry."

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