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Don't you guys just use toilet paper? I've been in plenty of stalls where someone just, I presume spits on some toilet paper and attaches it to the gap. Wet toilet paper is a strong fuckin adhesive. edit because of snipe: we're talking about people using duct tape to obscure visibility between the stall door and the frame in public restrooms.
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I generally use toilet paper to wipe my rear end instead of using it as improvized shittery renovation material.
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Mr. Fix It posted:never fails Best part of the thread
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bad_fmr posted:I generally use toilet paper to wipe my rear end instead of using it as improvized shittery renovation material. Thank you for not doing the opposite like some kind of walmart person
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Jan 15, 2024 10:17
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Bless you
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credburn posted:Don't you guys just use toilet paper? I've been in plenty of stalls where someone just, I presume spits on some toilet paper and attaches it to the gap. Wet toilet paper is a strong fuckin adhesive. Eugene Tooms building a toilet lair
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credburn posted:Don't you guys just use toilet paper? I've been in plenty of stalls where someone just, I presume spits on some toilet paper and attaches it to the gap. Wet toilet paper is a strong fuckin adhesive. What the christ America
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Jan 15, 2024 12:53
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It's pretty normal to use toilet paper on your gap.
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Kennel posted:It's pretty normal to use toilet paper on your gap. E: OK nostrils maybe but light a match for the rest of us
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Jan 15, 2024 13:32
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In the states there is like a 4 ft gap under the door of the stall. Here in the UK its like 2 inches tops. All I can think is federal regulations mandate a minimum large enough for your senile corpse presidents to be pulled out of a stall they've locked themselves in after they forget how to use the door lock.
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Drone_Fragger posted:In the states there is like a 4 ft gap under the door of the stall. Here in the UK its like 2 inches tops. NEITHER OF THOSE ARE MEASURES 
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Jan 15, 2024 14:01
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Got to clean the bathrooms but someone has turned it into a Charmin nest
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a brave man who shits smiling in the dive bar with....no door on the stall!!
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Drone_Fragger posted:In the states there is like a 4 ft gap under the door of the stall. Here in the UK its like 2 inches tops. It's so you can win a game show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FFa8BgBMkU
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Drone_Fragger posted:In the states there is like a 4 ft gap under the door of the stall. Here in the UK its like 2 inches tops. code:Splicer has a new favorite as of 14:38 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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Jan 15, 2024 14:35
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Lol ^^^^^
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Jan 15, 2024 14:37
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At the Vatican they had this really weird shitter with a sliding window between the stalls, and this creepy old weirdo kept trying to peep in on me. I had to hold it shut with my hand to finish my business while he kept shouting obscenities at me in Italian. Not going back there ever no sir
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Jan 15, 2024 14:38
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I'm guessing ant-poor/anti-worker attitudes. If everyone can't see you poop maybe you're doing drugs or avoiding work
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Karate Bastard posted:At the Vatican they had this really weird shitter with a sliding window between the stalls, and this creepy old weirdo kept trying to peep in on me. I had to hold it shut with my hand to finish my business while he kept shouting obscenities at me in Italian. Not going back there ever no sir 
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bitterandtwisted posted:I'm guessing ant-poor/anti-worker attitudes. If everyone can't see you poop maybe you're doing drugs or avoiding work Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, That’s why the CEO gets paid millions to poo poo in the private, full-height door, carrara marbled bathroom of their 30k sqft office.
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A page late, but true schadenfreude for me was going to the loo in San Diego for the first time, and feeling the cold, wet embrace of Uncle Sam around my pendulous British testicles. Land of the brave indeed.
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Splicer posted:If I'm reading correctly people are saying that some stalls in the states have a huge gap between the door and the stall wall as well? Like so: This guy's balls hang really low
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credburn posted:I don't mean to sound like such a boomer but... it's a few seconds of a scare. When I was a kid, my mother woke me up on New Years and made me run down the icy road in my underwear at midnight while her friends fired roman candles at me. If we had tiktoks back then I would have been a viral star.  Yeah, gonna join the choir saying that's kinda hosed, dude. I don't agree that you shouldn't tease kids at all-- I feel it teaches them to have a sense of humor and not take everything so seriously. There is value in being able to laugh and shake things off if they make a small mistake or get clowned on a bit, and will make you a more resilient person, imo. But the aim of any joke or prank should be to briefly confuse or amuse-- never, ever abuse. If you made a kid scream and cry or feel lovely about something, you hosed up and went way too far. Or you know, uh, got forced to run down the icy road in your underwear in the freezing dark while you get fireworks shot at you. That's farther than going too far. EDIT: This is all coming from the perspective of an older sibling who is significantly older than their younger brother (about 9 years) and had to learn where the line was as we both grew up. (For what it's worth, he picks on me more than I pick on him now.) The lines may be different if you're a parent or aunt/uncle/whatever. I'm not a parent. Framboise has a new favorite as of 15:20 on Jan 15, 2024 |
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I just leave the stall door wide open. Bask in my glory people!
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I remember trying to take a poo poo in an Ikea bathroom somewhere in Poland, 20 years ago. There was a large gap between the floor and the door to the stall, a large gap between the door and the wall, no lock or latch, and the door tilted inwards so I had to hold it shut, while a drunken polish man tried barge his way in. "OCCUPIED OCCUPIED!!" I screamed while the man got extremely angry and would not give up. After five minutes of this pure hell torture his slightly less drunken friends arrived and dragged him off. I still have the nightmares.
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Biplane posted:I remember trying to take a poo poo in an Ikea bathroom somewhere in Poland, 20 years ago. There was a large gap between the floor and the door to the stall, a large gap between the door and the wall, no lock or latch, and the door tilted inwards so I had to hold it shut, while a drunken polish man tried barge his way in. "OCCUPIED OCCUPIED!!" I screamed while the man got extremely angry and would not give up. After five minutes of this pure hell torture his slightly less drunken friends arrived and dragged him off. I still have the nightmares.
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Splicer posted:Did he think you were lying? Poles tend to take an issue with occupants.
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That's why you always yell "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!"
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Splicer posted:Did he think you were lying? He was very drunk so maybe
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:That's why you always yell "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT!" Don't do this if you live Utah, they will come back with said warrant and talk to you about the Church of Latter Day Saints
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https://i.imgur.com/VqopP4s.mp4 the text kinda ruins the surprise
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Karate Bastard posted:At the Vatican they had this really weird shitter with a sliding window between the stalls, and this creepy old weirdo kept trying to peep in on me. I had to hold it shut with my hand to finish my business while he kept shouting obscenities at me in Italian. Not going back there ever no sir
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Mauser posted:the text kinda ruins the surprise Also the whole premise
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Mauser posted:https://i.imgur.com/VqopP4s.mp4 Watch this guy get hit in the nuts... u won't believe what happens! 😂
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It needs a red circle around the guy's groin and a reminder to wait until the end.
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im an american and i love to poop all day in public restrooms. the gaps arent WIDE ENOUGH imo. i dont even close the door. when true patriots walk by my stall, we high five because we know we are true americans. watching each other poop. just letting tidal waves of barely above freezing water splash onto our asses and we never wipe
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Karate Bastard posted:At the Vatican they had this really weird shitter with a sliding window between the stalls, and this creepy old weirdo kept trying to peep in on me. I had to hold it shut with my hand to finish my business while he kept shouting obscenities at me in Italian. Not going back there ever no sir ... lol
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Hackers film 1995 posted:im an american and i love to poop all day in public restrooms. the gaps arent WIDE ENOUGH imo. i dont even close the door. when true patriots walk by my stall, we high five because we know we are true americans. watching each other poop. just letting tidal waves of barely above freezing water splash onto our asses and we never wipe making GBS threads in the urinal too good for you eh? loving US snowflake.
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