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AndrewP posted:it must be weird to be a Cowboys fan under 30. Your team reliably suffers humiliating playoff defeats every year but everyone still hates you and gloats when you lose as if you had a 20 year dynasty Pats kids seeing their future
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:04 |
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really queer Christmas posted:I missed all the games yesterday and just saw the scores lmfaoooo Packers Cowboys wasn't as close as the score makes it making it even funnier
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:50 |
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Are we going to watch Robert Kraft animorph into Jerry Jones as he desperately tries to chase past highs through his own personal meddling that blows up in his face for decades while the rest of America still hates him for the smug successes of yesteryear? Sources say "yes"
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:51 |
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I had a friend who was a Cowboys, Bulls, Redwings, SF Giants fan in the mid 90s. Imagine how many more people like that are out there, and how much they deserve to lose.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:52 |
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Beached Whale posted:Are we going to watch Robert Kraft animorph into Jerry Jones as he desperately tries to chase past highs through his own personal meddling that blows up in his face for decades while the rest of America still hates him for the smug successes of yesteryear? Sources say "yes" if that doesn't happen, another bust at a rub and tug would still be good enough for me
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:53 |
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Pain of Mind posted:I had a friend who was a Cowboys, Bulls, Redwings, SF Giants fan in the mid 90s. Imagine how many more people like that are out there, and how much they deserve to lose. I knew a kid in grade school who was like this, but with the Cowboys and Duke Basketball. The world’s perfect shitheel sports fan. It’s a wonder he didn’t also love the Yankees and Lakers.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:53 |
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https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1746744783073403133?t=mhM-t3CWXUmEqP9JAqjGsQ&s=19
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:54 |
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shyduck posted:Everybody in the Philly/NJ/NY area knows at least one person who became a Cowboys fan because they were hot poo poo in the early 90's and wanted to front run, including my childhood best friend who arrived to the bus stop one morning in a fresh new Cowboys starter pullover jacket, a top 10 anime betrayal. He's seen the light since but we are a product of events ... gently caress.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:57 |
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Pain of Mind posted:I had a friend who was a Cowboys, Bulls, Redwings, SF Giants fan in the mid 90s. Imagine how many more people like that are out there, and how much they deserve to lose. Had a Cowboys/Lakers/Yankees/Red Wings one. Cowboys was the only one that made sense geographically.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 15:58 |
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https://twitter.com/DezBryant/status/1746702023246930202
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:02 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1746744783073403133?t=mhM-t3CWXUmEqP9JAqjGsQ&s=19 This is pretty great Grats Lions fans, win the whole goddamn thing this year please !
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:11 |
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Great weekend of football so far, Stroud is great, Dolphins and Cowboys got embarrassed, and last nights game ruled. Also the Cowboy's Superbowl win was 28Jan1996. Tom Brady's first game at Michigan was 28Sep1996
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:35 |
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Watching ESPN's First Take this morning (yeah I know I know) and them dunking on Dallas is fun between sips of coffee. I'd say I'm impressed with this collapse but then the TV then showed Jerry Jones and I realized there is one constant in all these years of failure… and you can't get rid of him.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:35 |
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McCarthy and Dak can go to Carolina and rebuild there. Just let Dallas go fully down the toilet.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:41 |
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BonoMan posted:McCarthy and Dak can go to Carolina and rebuild there. Just let Dallas go fully down the toilet.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 16:46 |
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https://x.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1746751551841157505?s=20 The concept of Stafford Old Yellering Detroit fans was funnier but I’m glad we got this outcome
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:28 |
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Every frame a painting
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:54 |
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Kalli posted:Every frame a painting Posted about it in the NFCN thread but TE leak ftmfw It's literally the same play they ran week one against the Bears and almost exactly the same outcome (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKj2OvfW5w&t=1294s). Only difference is Musgrave didn't fall down this time and LaFleur gave him a shoutout for that in the postgame celebration and it's one of the funniest things to happen this season: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFhL1y5x64E&t=72s
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 17:59 |
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Kalli posted:Every frame a painting https://twitter.com/AndyHermanNFL/status/1746919566192546078 It looked like a college game with all of the busted coverages. Did Dallas practice at all last week, on either side of the ball?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:00 |
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I was listening to the end of that game on the radio and they interviewed Romeo Doubs afterward and I've never heard a player less ready to be interviewed. He answered every single question with "we just continue to play football". It was like Dr. Sam Beckett leaped into him right before the interview.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:08 |
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Kalli posted:Every frame a painting There will never be a man more open than this
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:34 |
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kalensc posted:It's too bad Stafford's first game in Detroit as a Ram was also Detroit's first home playoff game in forever. NFC North plays NFC West next season and the Lions host the Rams. So we'll find out pretty soon! I hope he gets the tribute video and a warmer reception, then.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:34 |
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Kalli posted:Every frame a painting Make a great gif zoomed in on him and slowly zooming out until finally other players are in frame.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:41 |
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Nervous posted:This would make a great gif zoomed in on him and slowly zooming out until finally other players are in frame.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:42 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:There will never be a man more open than this The only play I can think of with comparable open space between him and the nearest defender (without like a CB in man falling down) is that one play where the Rams had a punt return where the guy pretended to be fielding the punt but ran away from it and drew everyone to him, while one gunner at a dead sprint was tracking the ball, caught it on the opposite side of the field and ran it back And from re-watching it, he was slightly less open at the catch point, though everyone was running away from him at least: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fioVbt7eF8
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:45 |
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On a pure defensive fuckup level this one may actually be worse. https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1746676669853671787
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:48 |
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YOLOsubmarine posted:On a pure defensive fuckup level this one may actually be worse. Hahaha. Quite the woopsiedoodle by Gilmore.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:51 |
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I get passing a guy off... but Gilmore, to do what? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER PASSING HIM OFF?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:52 |
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Gilmore got picked on all game it rocked
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 18:53 |
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YOLOsubmarine posted:On a pure defensive fuckup level this one may actually be worse. 21 had a stroke halfway through this play Who am I? What am I doing?
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:03 |
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Kalli posted:Every frame a painting The funniest part of that play is that Love must have been distracted by how open he was cause he threw the most garbage, wobbly underthrown duck I've ever seen and that was still good enough for a TD
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:05 |
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I remember a screenshot of an entire side of the field where Alge Crumpler is completely alone waving his arms for Vick to throw him the ball. Probably from around 2006. Hell if I can find it though
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:09 |
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Here's another. Chris Hogan vs the Steelers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGkCjltEv-o
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:15 |
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I think Stroud and Love are both gonna be great but boy those defenses sure were intent on making them look like top 5 guys already
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:17 |
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elime anning posted:I remember a screenshot of an entire side of the field where Alge Crumpler is completely alone waving his arms for Vick to throw him the ball. Probably from around 2006. Hell if I can find it though I remember this as well because I lost my fantasy playoff because of it. I think it was on the SAS wiki if that's still mirrored somewhere.
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:18 |
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they have not reached the nfc title game since hank scorpio gave homer the broncos
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:22 |
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elime anning posted:I remember a screenshot of an entire side of the field where Alge Crumpler is completely alone waving his arms for Vick to throw him the ball. Probably from around 2006. Hell if I can find it though I know exactly the pic you're referencing, and while I didn't find it, I did stumble across this: https://www.espn.com/espn/magazine/archives/news/story?page=magazine-20050103-article25 posted:FAR AND WIDE
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:28 |
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:There will never be a man more open than this The Cowboys have issues covering tight ends; https://youtu.be/BfziIIlrLdI?si=u4I9L_niDj_fiv-_
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# ? Jan 15, 2024 19:35 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:04 |
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I just got home from watching the games at a friend's house outside around a roaring fire on a giant projector screen. I watched America's nemesis Dallas Cowboys get completely run out of their own house on national TV and then saw America's team, the Detroit Lions, beat a team that seemed grown in a lab specifically to beat them. I mean, gently caress, two elite WRs? Turns out it didn't matter because Lions, bitch. The arc of the moral universe has bent towards justice, the fraud Cowboys have been punished for denying Detroit the satisfaction of that win on Christmas, and we will see your rear end next week at Ford Field, Bucs or Eagles, neither of whom I think was grown in a lab to beat us. Lions defense is suspect, but that Lions offense is really something. To sum up all of my thoughts and feelings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v50FAHpgskE
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