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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

JUNGLE BOY posted:

also that match is going to do absolutely awful ratings wise given the football competition

maybe tony is smarter than i gave him credit for

Playoffs, the Iowa caucus, and the Emmys. lol

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weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Gumball Gumption posted:

Jade wrestle yet?

Has to learn to work the big league way first

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Gumball Gumption posted:

Jade wrestle yet?

I can almost guarantee she'll debut in the rumble and run wild for a bit

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I thought all of the Punk face to face promo segments were pretty good. Not good enough for me to watch RAW or the rumble. But good enough to check out the clips on YouTube.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

apophenium posted:

I can almost guarantee she'll debut in the rumble and run wild for a bit

probably needs to do a couple thousand more front rolls to prove she can hang in the rumble

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Beepie thinking he's killing it is the most Beepie thing

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

explosivo posted:

Has Punk done anything remotely interesting since going back to WWE/do they appear to be setting anything up? Feels like I haven't heard a god drat thing about the guy for weeks.

let him cook

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


lexis king's hair is always so greasy looking

what, was there a beepie oil spill

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

There's just so much in the line "Hell, they gave me the name King! It doesn't get any better than that." So few words saying so much.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



We’re gonna end up face turning on the beeper king because of how big of an herb he is. I feel it in my bones.

John Romero
Jul 6, 2003

John Romero got made a bitch
jinder mahal

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

weekly font posted:

We’re gonna end up face turning on the beeper king because of how big of an herb he is. I feel it in my bones.

I would pay good money for a Lexis King vs Dennis Duffy match

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://x.com/EliteClubS0B/status/1747296485442744764?s=20

think bigger king: dream cinema

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


weekly font posted:

We’re gonna end up face turning on the beeper king because of how big of an herb he is. I feel it in my bones.

I will never cheer for Big Bob Pataki

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

He's a visionary. LEVELS

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



Its because his matches put everyone to sleep

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
We regret to inform you that Lexis King has a Dream

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Melvin Lexis King out here talking about dreams

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dream stories dont get finished here

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


That DICK! posted:

let him cook

Punk go on Shot Of Brandi

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


JethroMcB posted:

We regret to inform you that Lexis King has a Dream

Martin had a dream


Lexis had a dreaaaaam

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Lamuella posted:

Punk go on Shot Of Brandi

excuse you? what do his knuckles say?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Gumball Gumption posted:

There's just so much in the line "Hell, they gave me the name King! It doesn't get any better than that." So few words saying so much.

I can't wait to see his rival Armor Lexis King.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

That DICK! posted:

excuse you? what do his knuckles say?

CANT COOK

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


That DICK! posted:

excuse you? what do his knuckles say?

"Property of WWE Performance Centre"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
“Okay, mister King, what makes you think you are doing well here”

“Uh, they gave me a promotion to Assistant Regional Manager Assistant, they don’t just give that to everybody”

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Gumball Gumption posted:

Jade wrestle yet?

She tore her acl at a house show

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

RealityWarCriminal posted:

She tore her acl at a house show

Wrong Jade

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


apophenium posted:

Wrong Jade

Give it a couple days

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Gumball Gumption posted:

"Hell, they gave me the name King! It’s not gonna get any better than that."

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

apophenium posted:

Wrong Jade

That DICK! posted:

let her cook

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Look at the adjective: King.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If you think about it, it's Lexis King, not Roman, who truly lives the Kevin Nash lifestyle.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


"Delusional Superstar" is actually an incredible direction for Beepie assuming he genuinely believes it and nobody lets him in on the joke

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


The Sandman is pretty good

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

virgin cody: a kingdom unclaimed, and a story unfinished.... i may just have some things to say about that... but you'll just have to wait and see how this all shakes out, won't you? [picture of solid snake saying 'kept you waiting huh?']

chad beepie: my name is KING?! wowie zowie im royalty over here! [erroneously humming 'hail to the chief'] WOAHHHH! IS THIS MY THRONE! i am KILLING IT! and my first name is a super cool car too!

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

The Sandman is pretty good

Hell yeah

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
What a King

https://x.com/LexisKingWWE/status/1746272357856010431?s=20

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
bring slapjack back and team him with beepie and ill buy all of their shirts

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



ok that seals it im a lexis king guy now

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