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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Ralph Hurley posted:

:nws: bewildering centaur anatomy warning


I know it's like the last thing to think about with this one, but why do they all look grimy and emaciated? Is this like Dust Bowl centaur porn?

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Wasabi the J posted:

Centaur grindr must be crazy

Tasteless Tattoos: Centaur Grindr must be crazy

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
She seems malnourished

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Wasabi the J posted:

Centaur grindr must be crazy

And much like DnD, the hardest part is the scheduling

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Shoehead posted:

She seems malnourished

Except for her booty, check out that great anatomy

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

wheatpuppy posted:

Somebody has clearly never seen John Varley's weird centaur-sex chart.

I think I heard their first single played on John Peel's old show?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

wheatpuppy posted:

Somebody has clearly never seen John Varley's weird centaur-sex chart.

I recommend reading the Wikipedia summaries of Varley's centaur sex novels if you want to feel really uncomfortable with human creativity

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Johnny Truant posted:

Except for her booty, check out that great anatomy

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

i dont think the lady is involved in the sex act at all
Agreed. Looks like she was just going on a nude horseride, as one does, and the centaur came up and started loving her horse. That's why she looks so annoyed but the horse is smiling.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Knormal posted:

Agreed. Looks like she was just going on a nude horseride, as one does, and the centaur came up and started loving her horse. That's why she looks so annoyed but the horse is smiling.

:hmmyes:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Ralph Hurley posted:

:nws: bewildering centaur anatomy warning


Oh so that’s why couples are searching for unicorns.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I would be annoyed if I was out on my horse and some dude started fuckin us both just out of nowhere. That's just me though

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Oh so that’s why couples are searching for unicorns.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple


lmao

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Field Mousepad posted:

I would be annoyed if I was out on my horse and some dude started fuckin us both just out of nowhere. That's just me though

*tugs collar*
Yeah same.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Moon level MIDI inensifies

Big Mouth Billy Basshole
Jun 18, 2007

Fun Shoe

Lol, I don't know if one tattoo can be the worst of this thread but this feels like it's up there. Just a terrible idea executed terribly.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
The human feet are the worst part

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PYF Tasteless Tattoos: The human feet are the worst part

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

This seems faithful to the canonical vision of George Lucas' smash hit Howard The Duck

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
One assumes the recipient is very interested in smashing and/or hitting…that.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

This seems faithful to the canonical vision of George Lucas' smash hit Howard The Duck

:nws: for... duck tits, I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYlafgOA6ig&t=85s

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

One assumes the recipient is very interested in smashing and/or hitting…that.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

One assumes the recipient is very interested in smashing and/or hitting…that.

let who among us doesn't want to gently caress the duck lady with human feet cast the first stone

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

maybe the duck-lady tattoo will look better when it’s coloured in!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
At least putting it under a bunch of pubes is thematically appropriate...

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



“Pain is Love” is such a perfect accompaniment to that main throat tattoo.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


In twenty years that tattoo will merit one of two responses, either what? or being hunted for sport by the degenerates of the Capitol wasteland.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
it doesn't look like he has stubble anywhere else on his face so i think thats like the absolute most that he's able to grow

Siffl
Sep 3, 2011

Circle Nine posted:

it doesn't look like he has stubble anywhere else on his face so i think thats like the absolute most that he's able to grow

The context for the lack of stubble is that he's obviously 28, well in the early stages of puberty due to an American diet

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Good artists copy, great artists add anthropomorphic duck woman cannon tits

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Philippe posted:

The human feet are the worst part

You want duck feet instead?

Serotoning
Sep 14, 2010

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
HANG 'EM HIGH


We're fighting human animals and we act accordingly

Shoehead posted:

You want duck feet instead?

I'm just glad they showed feet at all

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
took me way too long to realize that was a boob and not a lampshade tucked into the crook of her elbow

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



gey muckle mowser posted:

took me way too long to realize that was a boob and not a lampshade tucked into the crook of her elbow

I didn't even notice the "cannon boob" bc I'm still hung up on why the moon is dripping [mystery fluid]

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Philippe posted:

The human feet are the worst part

Human feet have more toes than that.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

wheatpuppy posted:

Human feet have more toes than that.

What are you, some kind of feetoes expert?

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I didn't even notice the "cannon boob" bc I'm still hung up on why the moon is dripping [mystery fluid]

When the Moon starts to cry
on some bad tattooed guy
that's.....amoooreeee

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

gey muckle mowser posted:

took me way too long to realize that was a boob and not a lampshade tucked into the crook of her elbow

Nah, Lampshade was that pilot duck.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I didn't even notice the "cannon boob" bc I'm still hung up on why the moon is dripping [mystery fluid]

I think it's drool.

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