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There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault
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Data Graham posted:Said someone not in the South. A church house, gin house A school house, outhouse better watch out what you're puttin' down in ol Springfield
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 23:37 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:I was never with "it" and now I think with the internet fracturing off groups of people into their own niche interests, there may be no "it" to be with anymore. If anything kinda lol given as a dumbass baby boomer Homer would have aged into the majority of pop culture still laser-aimed at him specifically.
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# ? Jan 11, 2024 23:50 |
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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Ghost Leviathan posted:If anything kinda lol given as a dumbass baby boomer Homer would have aged into the majority of pop culture still laser-aimed at him specifically.
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# ? Jan 12, 2024 19:19 |
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If you guys haven't read John Swartzwelder's interview with the New Yorker I highly recommend it. He's hilarious. There are a lot of great lines in it. As far as I'm aware it's the only interview he's ever done.The New yorker posted:What do you make of the compliment “Swartzweldian”?
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 03:47 |
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Swartzwelder is a weirdo crank but in the best possible way. The Ditko of television.
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 04:00 |
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Cosmik Debris posted:If you guys haven't read John Swartzwelder's interview with the New Yorker I highly recommend it. He's hilarious. There are a lot of great lines in it. As far as I'm aware it's the only interview he's ever done. this was great: quote:How much time and attention did you spend on these scripts? Another “Simpsons” writer once compared your scripts to finely tuned machines—if the wrong person mucked with them, the whole thing could blow up.
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 05:07 |
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That's a perfectly legit strategy funnily enough, it's not far removed from writing pseudo computer code or a detailed story outline
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 06:07 |
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Yeah, there's a reason why writers lament the utter paralysis of looking at a blank page. You might end up totally rewriting it but you have something to work with.
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 06:53 |
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there's also this bit on the cartridge family commentary. i believe this is the only time his voice has been recorded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAWE0Kjn8ac
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# ? Jan 13, 2024 16:02 |
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The future of the Simpsons: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe6pTh1P/
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 00:28 |
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better than the last 20 seasons
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 00:33 |
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I honestly miss the steamed hams AI channel despite loving loathing AI.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 02:46 |
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very random thought, but in that lemon tree episode, one of the most underrated moments: random shelbyville guy 1: looks like springfield's got a discipline problem random shelbyville guy 2: *smugly* yeah that explains why we beat them at football nearly half the time i've seen this episode a bajillion times, but never really appreciated how good this is
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 06:11 |
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is there another layer to it other than "nearly half the time" or am I missing something
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 06:18 |
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Toxic Mental posted:is there another layer to it other than "nearly half the time" or am I missing something no layers. it's just a really good joke that you could miss if you don't pay too close attention
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 06:48 |
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“it’s just a really good joke” is like the key phrase for classic simpsons and part of why you can’t really formulate a plan for fixing the simpsons unless you have some of the best writers ever you could write a whole essay on the brilliance of four krustys
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# ? Jan 22, 2024 19:39 |
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Modern Simpsons would follow "...Four Krustys!" up with another gangster saying "You've got double vision from using this highly-volatile gun wax in an enclosed space!" and then holding up a jar of "Oily Dan's Super Toxic Gun Wax" and a gleaming pistol, and then Legs would say "Aww... I just like to keep my gun lookin' its best!" before passing out from the fumes, and the good joke would be buried underneath a bunch of bad ones.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 08:43 |
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Urghh, that's distressingly plausible.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 08:49 |
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dads_work_files posted:Modern Simpsons would follow "...Four Krustys!" up with another gangster saying "You've got double vision from using this highly-volatile gun wax in an enclosed space!" and then holding up a jar of "Oily Dan's Super Toxic Gun Wax" and a gleaming pistol, and then Legs would say "Aww... I just like to keep my gun lookin' its best!" before passing out from the fumes, and the good joke would be buried underneath a bunch of bad ones. The jar would also say Warning: May Cause Double Vision
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 18:47 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Urghh, that's distressingly plausible.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 18:50 |
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You could be making Disney money with this material. Don't give it away for free.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 18:53 |
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:The jar would also say Warning: May Cause Double Vision With a close up shot lasting four seconds
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 18:54 |
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FireWorksWell posted:With a close up shot lasting four seconds and Lisa leaning in for a closer look saying "Ohhh, HERE'S your problem" with that weird post season 9 sing-songy voice
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 19:34 |
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Junk posted:and Lisa leaning in for a closer look saying "Ohhh, HERE'S your problem" with that weird post season 9 sing-songy voice "A velvet rope. A velvet rope."
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 19:55 |
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Y’all make credible “let’s linger for far too long and over-explain the joke” posts, but I poo poo you not I turned to my TV playing a random episode probably season 14 or higher (because it didn’t have that stiff lifeless look to it yet), and Lisa was sitting outside with (I think) Aunt Patty or Selma. The aunt asks Lisa if Homer ever reads to her, and Lisa replies with, “He tried to once, but he believed the chocolate factory was real.” That right there would have been a half-decent joke, but they had to follow it up with Lisa continuing on with, “He’s still trying to find it. It consumes him so.” And then after that, she takes a sip of tea and tut-tut shakes her head for five seconds. Like, gently caress. Surprised they didn’t name drop the book or Roald Dahl or both. EDIT: it was Artie Ziff Lisa was talking to. Beating a dead horse joke and bringing back a one-shot character from the classic era. Dumb. You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 24, 2024 |
# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:25 |
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After reading it I remembered that exact exchange and thinking the same thing years ago. So I had to look it up... Season 15, "The Ziff Who Came To Dinner". Season 15 was the last season where I attempted to watch every episode and only ever caught less than two per season since. It aired twenty years ago. I ducked out twenty years ago!!
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:51 |
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I finished watching the new-ish episode where Willie gets married (I only managed to get halfway through on my first watch), and I hate Belle & Sebastian now.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 14:46 |
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The last ones I remember watching were the Departed pastiche episode and then there was one where Bart scares all the other kids by telling a spooky story about a cafeteria worker who used to work at the school but went crazy and it goes into a different animation style while he's telling the story. Looks like those were 19 and 18 respectively but I don't remember any of the others around them from the general descriptions so I was sporadically watching them at that point I guess?
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:03 |
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I gave up on The Simpsons not long after the Skinner-wasn’t-Skinner-all-along episode, because I was a senior in high school and I had
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:27 |
I've been doing a slow marathon of the Simpsons - one episode while I'm on the exercise bike. Today I reached the jockey elves episode. It's only the second time I've seen it and it's as bad as I remember. S11 stinks so bad that watching it is more unappealing than physical exercise.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 15:45 |
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Another bad one from that era is DABF11 weekend at Burnsies. Burned into my head. It's so bad. Although it does have "they call em fingers, but you never really see em fing" Cosmik Debris fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jan 25, 2024 |
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Hasturtium posted:I gave up on The Simpsons not long after the Skinner-wasn’t-Skinner-all-along episode, because I was a senior in high school and I had Master's degree? Hey fellas, a "master's degree"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 01:30 |
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Well, what do you call it?
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:03 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Well, what do you call it? A learners degree obviously. Who thinks they've mastered a subject just because they got a stupid degree, mastering a subject takes a life time, if not more!!!!
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:11 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Well, what do you call it? A money hole.
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:15 |
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dr_rat posted:A learners degree obviously. Who thinks they've mastered a subject just because they got a stupid degree, mastering a subject takes a life time, if not more!!!! Yeah well my plane leaves in less than a lifetime.
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# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:23 |
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https://twitter.com/Criminalsimpson/status/1750559128823447743
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A dramaturgical triad if there ever was one
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