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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Same

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Assessor of Maat posted:

ok, but is it gonna have a guy with three eyes named Trioculus in it. this is the main thing I care about in posthumous stories about Vader

exactly my thought

disney already popped the cork on the space whales

go all the way and adapt the greatest EU book of all time, you cowards. you have nothing else

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Can’t wait to see She Palpatine twerk with Ice Spice

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





Fun fact, that's how Ernie Hudson dresses every day.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

FishBowlRobot posted:

Can’t wait to see She Palpatine twerk with Ice Spice

Palpatine’s CGI dumper

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Outpost22 posted:

Why not get weird with it? Palpatine back but now he's a good guy?!

IIRC, some author in the old books tried to pull an "actually Palpatine was a good guy because everything he did was in service of preparing to fight an even bigger, more evil threat from outside the galaxy".

Pretty common trope, but you usually don't use it with your moustache twirling villains who are evil because they love being evil.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

FishBowlRobot posted:

Can’t wait to see She Palpatine twerk with Ice Spice

Palpatine vs. Yoda round 2, but this time it's a booty dance-off

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Finn yeets his big CGI dumper at the enemy but Rose's CGI dumper implausibly crashes into him from offscreen nearly killing them both.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Yippee! I love twerking! screams Anakins huge CGI dumper

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

PostNouveau posted:

IIRC, some author in the old books tried to pull an "actually Palpatine was a good guy because everything he did was in service of preparing to fight an even bigger, more evil threat from outside the galaxy".

Pretty common trope, but you usually don't use it with your moustache twirling villains who are evil because they love being evil.

Star wars got a bad rap for this that clearly outlived any benefit since people still often point this out 20 years later. But I have to say I feel like it was presented in-universe as a complete bullshit cope by empire sympathizers and called out appropriately

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Imperial Officer: (seeing Chewie's CGI dumper) Where are you taking this...thing?

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
Star Wars should just turn everyone into Assy Mcgee

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
“maybe its the beer talking but do you remember the scene where yoda had a cgi dumper that wouldnt quit?” -mike

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What do all the big CGI dumpers do for me? I'm a breast man.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Outpost22 posted:

What do all the big CGI dumpers do for me? I'm a breast man.

Ah, an old worlder

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Outpost22 posted:

What do all the big CGI dumpers do for me? I'm a breast man.

Breasts are just poor imitations of butts evolution slapped together as a consolation prize

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

I hate CGI as much as the next person but using Bill Murray’s corpse as a puppet is really distasteful.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Gutcruncher posted:

Breasts are just poor imitations of butts evolution slapped together as a consolation prize

The poop comes out of there. Gross

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Obi Wan putting the blinder helmet on Luke and teaching him how to make it clap.

The world is ready for PAWG Leia, too.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

FishBowlRobot posted:

Obi Wan putting the blinder helmet on Luke and teaching him how to make it clap.

The world is ready for PAWG Leia, too.

The world has plenty PAWG Leia in cosplay form.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Tunicate posted:

My name is Shev Palpatine, Sheev was my evil clone.

Sheev? Who is Sheev? My name is Badguy Incognito.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PostNouveau posted:

The poop comes out of there. Gross

only like, 30 percent of the time

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





No Mods No Masters posted:

Star wars got a bad rap for this that clearly outlived any benefit since people still often point this out 20 years later. But I have to say I feel like it was presented in-universe as a complete bullshit cope by empire sympathizers and called out appropriately

I'm pretty sure one of the people who said this turned out to be a Sith too.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

PostNouveau posted:

IIRC, some author in the old books tried to pull an "actually Palpatine was a good guy because everything he did was in service of preparing to fight an even bigger, more evil threat from outside the galaxy".

Pretty common trope, but you usually don't use it with your moustache twirling villains who are evil because they love being evil.

Yeah, the dumbass yuzaanvong or whatever, the lovely space bdsm aliens that were force-proof for no reason

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Gutcruncher posted:

Breasts are just poor imitations of butts evolution slapped together as a consolation prize

call me old fashioned but my favorite is pussies

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Ok boomer :rolleyes:

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Vaginas are SOOOOO 2000 and late

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
Allowed if it's a WAP.

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





dreezy posted:

call me old fashioned but my favorite is pussies

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gS0Fpf1Os

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Somehow... the younglings have returned

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Milo and POTUS posted:

only like, 30 percent of the time

Where does it come out of the other 70% ???

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Kingo Ligma posted:

Where does it come out of the other 70% ???

Your mouth

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

lol

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


dreezy posted:

call me old fashioned but my favorite is pussies

That’s so gay.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Gutcruncher posted:

Vaginas are SOOOOO 2000 and late

lol

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

personally i treasure the brain more than any physical features :smug:

*receives hollywood producers award for bravery*

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Hackers film 1995 posted:

personally i treasure the brain more than any physical features :smug:

*receives hollywood producers award for bravery*

Sorry, the Producers award for bravery is exclusively for non white rapists

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

priznat posted:

gently caress I loved that Fargo S5 ending. It definitely had A Message but had just the right amount of tension and the actors sold it so well. Ended up upbeat (how could it not with that family jeez cmon). Feeling like that was my fav season.

I didn't like that Jon Hamm survived. His character was a narcissist with a messiah complex, he'll be smugly satisfied no matter what happens to him. There's no humbling people like that, he was a bad seed and a mad dog and he needed to be killed horribly, on-screen for the good of the world and, more importantly, for the satisfaction of the audience.

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Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Kingo Ligma posted:

Sorry, the Producers award for bravery is exclusively for non white rapists

Rapists who aren't white, or people who aren't, specifically, white rapists?

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