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Mr. Nice! posted:Most people when told to shut up and sit down by a federal judge do so and are more cautious with their future approach. Habba continues undeterred. NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED!
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:08 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 22:40 |
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rotinaj posted:Wow, she sounds like a true believer lunatic, how has she not been all over the media before
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:08 |
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Coolguye posted:It’s at the end of the term so it won’t affect the current Congress In all likelihood their seats will be taken by more Freedom causus shitstains.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:09 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Most people when told to shut up and sit down by a federal judge do so and are more cautious with their future approach. Habba continues undeterred. At some point Trump was like, I have basically unlimited money and I choose this dipshit to be my legal avatar. Just imagine being so awful that you have millions and millions of dollars in your bank account and Skadden Arps is just like, hard pass.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:12 |
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muscles like this! posted:Is he eating raw turkey? Maybe the author doesn't realize that quitting "cold turkey" is just a figure of speech, it doesn't actually involve uncooked defrosted turkey meat at all
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:12 |
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Three Olives posted:At some point Trump was like, I have basically unlimited money and I choose this dipshit to be my legal avatar. Just imagine being so awful that you have millions and millions of dollars in your bank account and Skadden Arps is just like, hard pass. Trump hired Habba because he likes looking at her, and she parrots what he says.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:13 |
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Hallery Remember people were saying she was angling for a VP slot
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:13 |
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He doesn’t have to have a vice president, does he? I think after Pence, he believes nobody else should have any power, even ceremonial, except him. I want to see just a Donald ticket. I mean, dictators don’t need a vice-dictator, right?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:16 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Trump hired Habba because he likes looking at her, and she parrots what he says. I feel like Stanford Law has graduated an attractive women with daddy issues in the last 5 years.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:17 |
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Very "excited" to see the new levels of misogyny that conservatives will unleash in the coming days to rally behind Trump. Nikki Haley sucks but holy poo poo are we going to see a lot of woman-hating at the forefront of the Trump campaign.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:17 |
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Colossal Man's greatest ally will be Anime Girl. "It's cool, though. No matter how sexually suggestive things seem, her power prevents you from ever seeing any actual nudity, so it's not porn."
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:18 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Most people when told to shut up and sit down by a federal judge do so and are more cautious with their future approach. Habba continues undeterred. Alina Habba is the "TRUMP" lawyer everyone in the United States of America deserves: 1/3 Giuliani 1/3 Dershowitz 1/3 Guilfoyle
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:18 |
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Trump will lose. Informed historians will describe it as a "Tsushima level loss"
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:19 |
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Her firm advertised near the Bedminster golf course, which is the main thing I believe. That's it. And once she caught his attention she did all she could to ingratiate herself into his favor.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:19 |
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Burns posted:In all likelihood their seats will be taken by more Freedom causus shitstains. i couldn't be bothered to find all the specifics but that is my general default, yeah. i think a lot of these dorks are retiring because they know they're about to get primaried from the right
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:20 |
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kw0134 posted:Her firm advertised near the Bedminster golf course, which is the main thing I believe. That's it. That's still essentially all she is doing. It's fun to laugh at her for antagonizing the judge, but it's clear to everybody but Trump himself that she's just putting on a show for his benefit, and that's more important to her than getting optimal results in court.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:22 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Trump hired Habba because he likes looking at her, and she parrots what he says. also she's gotten in trouble for dropping the n-word at work so there's probably some solidarity there
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:22 |
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kw0134 posted:Her firm advertised near the Bedminster golf course, which is the main thing I believe. That's it. But just imagine believing yourself to be a competent businessman and just like "Yep, this idiot." Surely Wachtell has at least one very damaged attractive women working for it that wasn't worried about passing the bar exam.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:25 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Remember people were saying she was angling for a VP slot
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:25 |
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Dalaram posted:He doesn’t have to have a vice president, does he? It will be Ivana.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:26 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:Most people when told to shut up and sit down by a federal judge do so and are more cautious with their future approach. Habba continues undeterred. "I argued in front of many US Federal judges and brought cases to the Supreme Court of the US!" "What were the rulings in those cases?" "That is not relevant!" I mean, it worked for Ted Cruz.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:26 |
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I just assume it's like the Alex Jones situation and no reputable lawyer is gonna work for Trump. I mean norm loving patttis? your shittin me.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:27 |
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drat https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1747644192371740863?s=20
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:28 |
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I wish to speak to the judge's manager
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:30 |
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Harald posted:I just assume it's like the Alex Jones situation and no reputable lawyer is gonna work for Trump.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:31 |
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muscles like this! posted:Is he eating raw turkey?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:32 |
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Dalaram posted:He doesn’t have to have a vice president, does he? I honestly, 100% believe that this is what Habba is shooting for. After Jan 6th, Trump will want no one else but the ultimate toady, and she's clearly vying for that title.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:32 |
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CannonFodder posted:But it will look good on her resume! it legitimately isn't relevant. your job as a lawyer is to present the strongest possible argument for your client, not to win. however, a relevant followup question would be "procedurally speaking, did these cases go well?" and habba would still be hosed because no she FAFO'd hard all that stuff is irrelevant anyway because she's going to get disbarred for her gross misconduct on other cases. at this point she'll be hoping to run up a congressional seat on a maga ticket, probably not realizing that maga as a movement is liable to scatter like a bunch of underage kids at a loud party when trump dies. Coolguye fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop Oh poo poo, I didn't know we were getting season 3 of Frisky Dingo!
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:33 |
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Froghammer posted:Trump, like Jones, is a nightmare client in that he tells his lawyers the arguments he wants them to make rather than letting them make the arguments they think are going to work. It's why they both cycle through lawyers like poo poo through a goose. Trump doesn't pay them which I assume Jones is also guilty of.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:33 |
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lol alina habba is going to end up disbarred and then a month later someone will ask a dementia-addled GEOTUS (whether he wins this election or not he will still be the center of the media sphere) and he will say NEVER HEARD OF HER
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:34 |
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I kinda hate seeing these deep-red district guys retire because you know they're going to find someone even worse to replace them.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:34 |
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Three Olives posted:But just imagine believing yourself to be a competent businessman and just like "Yep, this idiot." Surely Wachtell has at least one very damaged attractive women working for it that wasn't worried about passing the bar exam. Like a former POTUS should have attorneys fighting to represent him. But he has to rely on attorneys whose resume include fighting over a parking lot business. Absolutely incredible.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:35 |
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Habba is probably loving Trump.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:36 |
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Habba is speedrunning the Fox News spot like McEnany did
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:36 |
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Mons Hubris posted:I kinda hate seeing these deep-red district guys retire because you know they're going to find someone even worse to replace them. they're probably all retiring because they can't handle the stochastic terrorism anymore, and know they will be primaried
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:36 |
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MrQwerty posted:they're probably all retiring because they can't handle the stochastic terrorism anymore, and know they will be primaried
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:37 |
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Burning_Monk posted:It will be Ivana. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the 50th president of the Senate
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:38 |
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Dalaram posted:He doesn’t have to have a vice president, does he? he will pick tucker or lake or some hardline nutjob who will bend the knee.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 18:38 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop This implies that his archnemesis is a Professor X-type who beams horny thoughts into his brain to defeat him which would absolutely work, since Colossal Man appears to be the secret identity of Sterling Archer.
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