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lol retiring from your political career because all of the awful the poo poo you bred and encouraged for the last 20-30 years turned its lens on you; and it turns out that it sucks!
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Jan 17, 2024 18:39
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop Is his power that he grows? Because if so: LOL!
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Jan 17, 2024 18:39
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kw0134 posted:I'm sure there is in fact some combination of capable, attractive, willing to debase themselves for career advancement, but a continuing through line in the legal sagas Trump is enduring is the fact that he brings so much reputational risk that none of the actual prestigious firms want anything to do with him. Even a mega firm like Skadden doesn't want his stench on them. i think this is the kicker in this case. representing trump isn't career advancement, former potus or no. the instant he dies and finally, by the dictates of the universe itself, absolutely MUST shut the gently caress up, the spell woven by the last 30 years of constant word salad will invariably start breaking. some folks express worries about how trump will end up a martyr, but unless someone literally puts a bullet in his head i just don't see that happening. invincible strong man narratives have a hard time surviving when the invincible strong man dies making GBS threads himself.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:41
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Dalaram posted:He doesn’t have to have a vice president, does he? It will probably be everybody's favorite trump advisor, John Barron Who is just off-camera and for his protection, will not be appearing in this broadcast
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Jan 17, 2024 18:41
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Coolguye posted:some folks express worries about how trump will end up a martyr, "TRUMP" will not be a martyr, but he will be a cryptid 
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Jan 17, 2024 18:43
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Froghammer posted:I honestly think it's a real possibility that Trump runs with no VP. It's not like he's gonna need one. He may wait until the last minute to name one because he wields a huge amount of perceived power holding back that pick If he realizes it, which he may Not sure tho, he's so far gone now
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Jan 17, 2024 18:44
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Dang last ep of Fargo is tight
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Jan 17, 2024 18:45
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Coolguye posted:it legitimately isn't relevant. your job as a lawyer is to present the strongest possible argument for your client, not to win. For those not aware, she's likely to be disbarred for something that's only barely related to these high-profile cases. Back when she was trying to get into Trump's good graces, she spoke with a woman on his behalf. That woman was suing Trump's golf club and Habba knew she was represented by counsel. Habba pretended to be her friend, got her to fire her attorney, and then accept a pittance of a settlement offer. Habba then ghosted the woman. The woman has since spoken with a very good employment attorney who has gotten the settlement thrown out on the basis of interference with the attorney-client relationship. This is HUGE deal. You can bumble your way through high-profile media cases and lose and you're unlikely going to be in any ethical trouble. Or if you are in ethical trouble, the worst thing that happens is a re-trial for your client. The kind of ethical breach she conducted with the former Trump employee is nakedly unethical and there isn't any other way to spin it.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:45
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Civil posted:Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the 50th president of the Senate Nothing says a dead person can't be the vice president.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:46
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MrQwerty posted:"TRUMP" will not be a martyr, but he will be a cryptid The only gas Trump has ever pumped was pumped straight out of his rear end in a top hat.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:47
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The electoral college votes for the president and VP separately. If you have electors for Trump/null and Biden/Harris, I believe you could get Trump/Harris.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:47
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Grey Cat posted:The only gas Trump has ever pumped was pumped straight out of his rear end in a top hat. They bring men and women to tears!!!
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Jan 17, 2024 18:49
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Pook Good Mook posted:For those not aware, she's likely to be disbarred for something that's only barely related to these high-profile cases. Back when she was trying to get into Trump's good graces, she spoke with a woman on his behalf. That woman was suing Trump's golf club and Habba knew she was represented by counsel. Habba pretended to be her friend, got her to fire her attorney, and then accept a pittance of a settlement offer. Habba then ghosted the woman. The woman has since spoken with a very good employment attorney who has gotten the settlement thrown out on the basis of interference with the attorney-client relationship. Legal Eagle did a video on this. Even for Trumpworld, this was insanely unethical and underhanded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KvoIDkEsiw
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Jan 17, 2024 18:50
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Pook Good Mook posted:This is HUGE deal. You can bumble your way through high-profile media cases and lose and you're unlikely going to be in any ethical trouble. Or if you are in ethical trouble, the worst thing that happens is a re-trial for your client. The kind of ethical breach she conducted with the former Trump employee is nakedly unethical and there isn't any other way to spin it. What she did is the kind of ethical breach that leaves everyone speechless. It cannot be stressed enough just how hosed up what she did is, and the sheer list of rules regulating her profession, and every other profession on the planet, that would show her deep ethical violation is staggering. For Donald Johnald "TRUMP," a fat broke old man covered in bronzer who smells like poo poo Grey Cat posted:The only gas Trump has ever pumped was pumped straight out of his rear end in a top hat. Of all the tasks he can't do and has never done, people always pick the one there's photographic evidence of MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Jan 17, 2024 18:51
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop "Behold, the power of Orgone Energy!"
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Jan 17, 2024 18:52
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kw0134 posted:I'm sure there is in fact some combination of capable, attractive, willing to debase themselves for career advancement, but a continuing through line in the legal sagas Trump is enduring is the fact that he brings so much reputational risk that none of the actual prestigious firms want anything to do with him. Even a mega firm like Skadden doesn't want his stench on them. It's just amazing, there were multiple attorneys that met with O.J. Simpson and were like, yep, he totally murdered these two people but I can beat these charges. I was on a jury for an incredibly serious crime and we like tortured ourselves into knots of like, is there any possible way we can convince of ourselves that this isn't clearly a monster. After we rendered our verdict, the clearly competent defense was just like, meh, enjoy prison you piece of poo poo, I'm off the clock now. It was just a super weird mask off situation, you competently and passionately and convincingly spent days telling us we shouldn't make the decision we made and the second the verdict was read you were just like "Yeah, rot in hell you piece of poo poo." And Trump is just like, well, I really liked their ad on Judge Judy, they feel legit to defend me in this massive lawsuit.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:53
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holy poo poo gator is blind
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Jan 17, 2024 18:54
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Jan 17, 2024 18:56
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop  How the gently caress is this real Why does he have dicks on his head How does he stop like any female supervillain ever? Does he just turn into the Tex Avery Wolf at the first sign of booba? ...Can we make a thread just to explore this fascinating subgenre of comic?
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Jan 17, 2024 18:57
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Yeah I'm gonna love when they enforce that and get sued into the ground.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:57
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What is the timeline for habba to face consequences for that horse poo poo?
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Jan 17, 2024 18:57
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In some minor defense of Colossal Man, I have a couple of thoughts on this. A superhero who has a porn addiction/problem actually sounds kind of like something that could be genuinely funny. Up until the time it becomes an ad for an anti-porn app, it's more amusing than most similar adult animation of this type. In service to a computer anti-porn app, this feels like it's even funnier. They shouldn't have made the app and just pumped all their time and money in trying to get Hulu or AS to pick up this concept and go nuts with it.
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Jan 17, 2024 18:58
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MrQwerty posted:Of all the tasks he can't do and has never done, people always pick the one there's photographic evidence of I'll have you know that according to sources (they are very trustworthy don't ask who they are) Trump only held the gas pump in his hand for 3 seconds before yanking it out of the car and shoving the nozzle up his rear end to fill himself with glorious Exxon 93 Octane. He didn't pump the gas, the gas pumped him!
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Jan 17, 2024 18:58
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Am I reading this right? Engaging in anthropomorphic behavior is to be prohibited in Oklahoma schools?  That's one misguided "or".
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Jan 17, 2024 18:59
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Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol
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Jan 17, 2024 19:00
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They called an anti-porn/ anti-sex dude "Colossal Man" Holy poo poo, I'm howling and wheezing, this is the funniest poo poo I've seen in years I might die Oh my god someone said pitch this to AS, please god do so, have the Frisky Dingo team make it
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Jan 17, 2024 19:00
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nine-gear crow posted:Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol radical progressivism
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Jan 17, 2024 19:01
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He really needs a crossover with Foreskin Man, the Anti-Circumcision Superhero
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Jan 17, 2024 19:01
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CommieGIR posted:Yeah I'm gonna love when they enforce that and get sued into the ground. I challenge anyone to find any kindergartener anywhere that does not pretend to be an animal, frequently and loudly.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:02
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Maybe I could be his sidekick
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Jan 17, 2024 19:02
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nine-gear crow posted:Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol All the teachers will be arrested the moment they walk into the schools, resulting in the kids no longer having access to education, thus completing the GOP's goals. The system works!
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Jan 17, 2024 19:03
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every engineer and IT tech just made plans to flee Oklahoma permanently.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:03
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nine-gear crow posted:Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol My guess is that the original draft has an "and" in there, and some law-writer reviewed it and said "Change the 'and' to an 'or' to avoid people using loopholes" as a general advice without realizing what the meaning change does. Otherwise, I have no idea how these people manage to breathe.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:03
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MrQwerty posted:Of all the tasks he can't do and has never done, people always pick the one there's photographic evidence of There is no proof he has done that in the past 25 years I am of the opinion that he is unable to drive or pump gas in tyool 2024, and while he may once have had a Lambo, he also once had hair
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Jan 17, 2024 19:03
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MrQwerty posted:"TRUMP" will not be a martyr, but he will be a cryptid They'll see trump like they see Jesus and Elvis. Down at the liquor store or pumping gas, maybe instead they'll see a potato chip in the vague shape of ol trumpy, and they'll post it on the internet.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:05
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funeral home DJ posted:All the teachers will be arrested the moment they walk into the schools, resulting in the kids no longer having access to education, thus completing the GOP's goals. The system works! Sounds like it's time for furries to step up and show solidarity with normies and protest over all the people about to be arrested for the crime of "looking and being human."
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Jan 17, 2024 19:05
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nine-gear crow posted:Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol calling animal control on u
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Jan 17, 2024 19:05
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holy poo poo they didn't ... but they did
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Jan 17, 2024 19:05
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rotinaj posted:There is no proof he has done that in the past 25 years yeah but he did it and there's a picture of it so "he doesn't even know how to do it" isn't really an own now buy groceries
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Jan 17, 2024 19:06
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Three Olives posted:But just imagine believing yourself to be a competent businessman and just like "Yep, this idiot." Surely Wachtell has at least one very damaged attractive women working for it that wasn't worried about passing the bar exam. *Or agreeing to pay top dollar and then refusing to pay and getting the small businessperson to eat the cost or go through a lengthy delay delay delay delay civil case to make him pay the contracted fee. This is the Art Of The Deal (TM) (ME)
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