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If passed that would be BOTH void for vague and unconstitutional as applied. Makes a fun bar exam essay I guess.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:06 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 01:32 |
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I bit into my apple and Trump's face was in there!
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:07 |
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"You there Boy, stop walking like that! Walk like this!" *Oklahoma school hall monitor morphs into Biblically accurate angel and glides towards you*
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:07 |
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As a former ACO, had I been given this assignment, it would be a staunch "No" with a scathing report full of jokes at the caller's expense in dry law enforcement talk, which I used to love doing for stupid calls. If I had to give this assignment to an officer under my supervision- they would never know. They would never see it. This doesn't get past the call for service stage.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:08 |
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I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:09 |
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MrQwerty posted:I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks. Seconded
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:10 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:If passed that would be BOTH void for vague and unconstitutional as applied. Makes a fun bar exam essay I guess. I want it to pass because I can't imagine the hilarious chaos that would ensue as Gen Alpha or whatever the public school kids are today immediately find the funniest and most absurd ways adhering to the letter of the law while completely defying the spirit of it.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:10 |
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MrQwerty posted:I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks. Where's the ID PROMPT?????????
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:11 |
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oh wait he's not allowed to come back here lol
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:12 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop I'm actually a big fan of his arch nemesis, Captain Boobie
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:12 |
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I feel like there could be a scam where you get funding for a MAGA football league or something. Team names like the red pills, the crusaders, etc. Make a huge stink about everyone who plays must have a weiner (you know, proposing a solution that doesn't have a problem). gently caress, throw in professional wrestling plotlines and antics about how you're defending America somehow. Then set up a gofundme
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:12 |
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funeral home DJ posted:I want it to pass because I can't imagine the hilarious chaos that would ensue as Gen Alpha or whatever the public school kids are today immediately find the funniest and most absurd ways adhering to the letter of the law while completely defying the spirit of it. IT'S NOT FURRY IT'S AN ANIME TAIL ACCESSORY
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:13 |
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I'm legit excited to find out more about Colossal Man's arch nemesis who will inevitably wield pornography powers
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:13 |
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MrQwerty posted:I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks. I spent 17 years in retail like this. I got out before the pandemic, thankfully, because I would have gotten arrested for assault most likely.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:13 |
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Droogie posted:As a former ACO, had I been given this assignment, it would be a staunch "No" with a scathing report full of jokes at the caller's expense in dry law enforcement talk, which I used to love doing for stupid calls. "Ma'am, are you telling me you saw a large bipedal cat-like creature approximately the size of a human teenager ordering lunch from the high school cafeteria? My god, well, if I'm being honest with you, ma'am, I think this might be a little outside the scope of our capabilities as Animal Control Officers, so I will be taking this immediately up the chain to the proper authorities. I've got your name and contact phone number right here, and I will call you back immediately as soon as I hear from them. Thank you for calling, ma'am."
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:14 |
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https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1747680300769898705 Trump is practically begging to be jailed for contempt. This is either genius or the dumbest thing in the world. Possibly both.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:14 |
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Froghammer posted:I'm legit excited to find out more about Colossal Man's arch nemesis who will inevitably wield pornography powers Criminal strippers will take over that city
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:14 |
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Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful?
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:15 |
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:16 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I spent 17 years in retail like this. I got out before the pandemic, thankfully, because I would have gotten arrested for assault most likely. to give you some flavor, my house is like 1.5 miles away from this Kroger, and about an eighth of a mile from my house is an open-air shooting gallery/bonfire next to one of the busiest streets in town
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:17 |
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ImpAtom posted:Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful? Nah you pretty much got it. Alternative sexualities? SPOOKY SCARY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO! Their target is scared, old, white memaws that mainline Fox all day and want strong daddy government that hurts "those" people.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:17 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:I feel like there could be a scam where you get funding for a MAGA football league or something. Team names like the red pills, the crusaders, etc. Make a huge stink about everyone who plays must have a weiner (you know, proposing a solution that doesn't have a problem). gently caress, throw in professional wrestling plotlines and antics about how you're defending America somehow. Then set up a gofundme I will continue to say that the NFL is worked/scripted. For example, they have magnets in the goalposts that allow them to direct any field goal attempt.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:17 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Criminal strippers will take over that city
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:17 |
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God please jail him from contempt at his own rape payment trial
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:18 |
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ImpAtom posted:Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful? The lawmaker who introduced that anti-furry bill has also authored legislation to decriminalize cock fighting and set official dates for a Bigfoot hunting season. Just sayin'...
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:18 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Uhhhh... do they not realize that "anthropomorphic" literally means "having human characteristics"? Literally every human being engages in "anthropomorphic behavior" every second they are alive. I didn't even go to law school and I'm pretty sure I could get this law turfed in 20 seconds in front of a court lol Eating pizza with your hands. Illegal. Expressing emotions. Illegal. Posting on the forums. OH BOY you better believe that's illegal.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:18 |
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ImpAtom posted:Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful? Literally this. They want to round up and exterminate normal homosexual people, so they're starting with the more acceptable targets of their orbit, furries and trans people as they work to slowly tighten the net over the next 30 to 50 years like they did with abortion.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:19 |
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https://twitter.com/molcranenewman/status/1747660849693524026 Literally continuing to defame her in his trial that he has already lost for defaming her. It's really breathtaking.
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ImpAtom posted:Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful? My own initial gut reaction was “pretext/chumming the waters for ‘detaining’ trans people”
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:20 |
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You know, I think this Colossal Man is kind of a loser if all it takes for the arch villain to stop him dead in his tracks is to shove a phone with a picture of a naked lady on it into his hands and so they then have free reign to crime all over Metro City.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:21 |
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E. Jean Carroll should just sue "TRUMP" for defamation 3-5x a year until he dies, he's eventually going to owe her like $10 billion she stumbled into the best legal scam ever because she's totally in the right 100% of the time and she literally doesn't have to do anything, it's less a legal scam and more a legal perpetual motion engine
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:22 |
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ImpAtom posted:Why exactly are they going after furries except for the "A lot of furries are LGBTQ+" angle? Like who is the target audience, 2003 era Something Awful? The nonexistent scenario of elementary school kids being forced to use litter boxes in classrooms because they identify as cats. https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N31J1KT/ https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinformation/urban-myth-litter-boxes-schools-became-gop-talking-point-rcna51439
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:23 |
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if they handed down a judgement against trump for a billion like alex jones got that would be loving hilarious. dude would be worth like negative a billion.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:23 |
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https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1747682290317095177
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:23 |
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Colossal Man is cringey but I don't want to poo poo on it; porn addiction is a thing people struggle with, like anything.
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:24 |
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colossal man grows large but his dingus stays the same size
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:25 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Criminal strippers will take over that city
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:25 |
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Donald "TRUMP" should be the editor of People or the Post currently He should not be near the apparatus of government, at all, but here we are
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:25 |
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Bizarrely enough, this is likely more anti-trans nonsense; They have been going on about kids claiming to identify as cats and making GBS threads in litterboxes as part of the general rhetoric around childhood transition care. https://www.columbiatribune.com/sto...xes/7895082001/ https://www.ky3.com/2022/02/11/superintendent-denies-rumors-litter-boxes-restrooms-students-who-identify-cats/ https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/missouri-school-district-hears-policy
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# ? Jan 17, 2024 19:27 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 01:32 |
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Donald Trump arrested on charges of anthropomorphism. Charges claim he's, "almost human" in some senses of the word.
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