MrQwerty posted:

Walton Goggins was a sweet Tony Stark in Boots Riley's show on HBO

I feel like he's going to be the only thing I like about Fallout

Junk posted:

lol porn addiction isnt even real. thats just called "being a person"

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kazil posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Every once in awhile I see something that makes my jaw drop

This is one of those times

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1747629567966093649?s=20

https://youtu.be/FG4O0_C2ED0?si=7PlBgcgn1dvnIxnd

kdrudy posted:

I don't know, you ever see that True Life: I'm Addicted to Porn episode? That guy had a problem.

quote:

A Kentucky Republican has introduced legislation that would amend the state's law so a person who had sex with their first cousin would no longer be criminally liable for incest.

House Bill 269, which state Representative Nick Wilson sponsored, was introduced on January 16 to the House Committee on Committees. According to the Kentucky General Assembly website, it would strike "first cousin from the list of familial relationships" defined as unlawful incest in the state. The amendment would also reduce the designation of incest by contact to a Class D felony for some cases "unless it is committed with a person who is less than twelve years of age," in which case it is Class C.

Wilson, then a 27-year-old public defender, first shot to prominence when he won the 37th season of the CBS reality TV show Survivor in 2018, called Survivor: David vs. Goliath, before returning for the 40th season, featuring the winners from previous shows in 2020. In November 2022, Wilson ran unopposed for the 82nd District of the Kentucky House after Republican incumbent Regina Huff retired.

Kentucky law states that a person is guilty of incest if they engage in sexual relations with a person they know to be "his or her parent, child, grandparent, grandchild, great-grandparent, great-grandchild, uncle, aunt, nephew, niece, brother, sister, first cousin, ancestor, or descendent." The amendment introduced by Wilson, if passed, would remove first cousin from this list.

It would also alter Kentucky law on parole for violent offenders to include a person "who has been convicted of incest by sexual contact" within the definition.

Three Olives posted:

My favorite thing about Christians complaining about porn is every explanation of it is that exploits women, not one single moment is spent considering that men are getting paid to have sex with women, much less that some straight dude is taking a dick up their rear end today because they need money for meth.

Seriously, have you ever heard a single Christian spend 1 second arguing that men are being exploited by the porn industry? Apparently only men have personal agency when it comes to sex work.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

And the judge allows it

Fabulousity posted:

"Me? I'm Woods Porn Man!" the mysterious figure shouted while holding a tattered March 1987 issue of Penthouse magazine.

To Be Continued...

Hollismason posted:

bee sex

bird with big dick posted:

If Donald Trump wins the 47th presidency I will fart into a 16 ounce tub of yogurt and eat it with a spoon fashioned from one of Eric Trump’s frozen turds.

Infinitum posted:

Imagine waking up and wanting to look like a rotisserie chicken

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Dementropy posted:

https://twitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/1747675622564937940

https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398

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MrQwerty posted:

I would pay money to see Donald "TRUMP" try to buy $200 worth of groceries at the 6 kiosk self-checkout at the Smith's on San Pedro and Lomas in Albuquerque, NM while the self-check clerk is getting 2 people cigarettes, 3 people shooters out of the cage, taking the anti-theft magnet off a bottle of booze and the security guards just clocked 2 dudes coming in and a dude walking out in the middle of the 6 kiosks.

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1747710200444784922?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

That’s the defence I guess.

dervival posted:

isn't that right by The Downs? I'd figure that he'd get distracted by the horses before he could get those groceries together, much less purchase them

Grey Cat posted:

kazil posted:

emSparkly posted:

I'm at a diner with newsmax on the TV and the stuff on the ticker feels like it's poo poo you guys made up.

My personal favorite was "Cocaine found on Hunter Biden's gun"

Fabulousity posted:

Colossal Man slowly rises from the rubble and gazes towards the sky. A single radiant sun beam pierces the bleak clouds illuminating the land. Smoldering steel and crumbled concrete are strewn about with scattered survivors clamoring their way to daylight.

"Did... Did you do it?" Abstinence Boy pondered while fumbling with his smart phone. Several taps later and his eyes grew huge, "You did! The Internet! It's gone!"

"No more temptation..." Colossal Man said softly, "Is my work finished? Can I rest?"

With the Internet dead the scourge of easily distributed pornography had been dealt with. Finally all those poor hapless victimized innocent men could rest their cranks.

The moment of quiet introspection was suddenly shattered by piercing frantic laughter from a nearby thicket of woods. Colossal Man's eyes darted around searching for the source finally settling on a worn out 1980s Ford panel van with a bubble window on the rear side ensconced in an elaborate but faded airbrushed wolf standing in the forest. A shadowy figure emerged from behind holding something.

"You're fighting a force older than civilization itself, friendo," said the figure. Emerging into the light it was a man with a shaggy mullet and wispy mustache in a worn leather jacket with weirdly tight jeans. In his hands was a tattered box.

"Who are you?! Be you friend or fornicator of a unwed and solitary nature?" Colossal Man shouted.

The man reached into the worn box and withdrew his arm holding an item. Through the billowing smoke Colossal Man finally made out the item and was struck with tensley tumultuous turgidity in his loins. He gasped and fell to his knees trying to preserve his virtue.

"Me? I'm Woods Porn Man!" the mysterious figure shouted while holding a tattered March 1987 issue of Penthouse magazine.

To Be Continued...

kazil posted:

BIG MAD

War Wizard posted:

Jerking off to porn means you're not producing offspring for the church to explore. This is a problem.