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Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
I do not want another chiefs bills playoff game, they are so stressful every time.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Ort posted:

I do not want another chiefs bills playoff game, they are so stressful every time.

agreed but this is also why they rule

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ort posted:

I do not want another chiefs bills playoff game, they are so stressful every time.

Fun fact in case anyone missed it, if it is Chiefs Bills it will be the first away playoff game in Mahomes' career.

(Super Bowls withstanding)


also I'm also on the Rashee Rice Trent McDuffie hype train. Throw Karlaftis on there.

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

I'm really irritated by this Chargers development.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
There is no development

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


a neat cape posted:

There is no development

Congratulations

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
shut up shut the gently caress up

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Congrats in advance also I hate you (with love)

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Harbaugh interviewing with Atlanta now

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Harbaugh will do great in Atlanta!

Chargers should grab old Billy 5 Aces

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

Harbaugh will do great in Atlanta!

Chargers should grab old Billy 5 Aces

agreed. I'm tired of the Chargers having good receivers

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow

kiimo posted:

agreed. I'm tired of the Chargers having good receivers

whenever the chiefs play the chargers, i still instinctively assume mike williams is going to be there near the sideline, basketball-catching something over the head of a useless chiefs secondary-man as he picks up a td. always felt like we simply had no answer, he was too tall and fast and sure-handed.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Mike Williams weirdly having his best games vs the Chiefs confuses us too

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
Now imagine how we feel when it’s kelce and third and whatever

Calidus
Oct 31, 2011

Stand back I'm going to try science!
Chiefs beat Bills in dramatic fashion, follow it with slug fest against the Raven. Then beat SF again in the rematch. The parade starts everyone is having a blast two shadowy figures appear dressed in black and reds. The fog clears Bill and Tom are in Falcons gear and proclaim they coming back to stop the Chiefs. Tom says “I have got a TE too.” Cut to Gronk and Kelce doing keg stands being completely clueless.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Turnover King Josh Allen will be no match for Playoffs Patrick. Again.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Fat Jesus posted:

Turnover King Josh Allen will be no match for Playoffs Patrick. Again.

Las Vegas has set the over/under on “roughing the passer” and “unnecessary roughness” flags for this game at 38.5

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


What's the over/under on crying to the ref

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Will Andy Reid be the next future Hall of Famer to have his legacy DESTROYED by a correct referee call?

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
This thread was better when war crimes and parm posted

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH
Too bad Parm had a legendary meltdown then went back to his home planet

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I see KC activated Skyy Moore to return from IR.

Why? Why do this? The problem was solved...

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
I want KC to eat poo poo so bad but I don't think it's gonna happen.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

Will Andy Reid be the next future Hall of Famer to have his legacy DESTROYED by a correct referee call?

I hope so. A correct referee call would give him more wins.

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.

Pron on VHS posted:

I see KC activated Skyy Moore to return from IR.

Why? Why do this? The problem was solved...

gently caress.

Kull the Conqueror posted:

I want KC to eat poo poo so bad but I don't think it's gonna happen.

I don't think we win against a playoff defense that isn't calling up 10th string linebackers out of retirement. I have hopes, and I've seen some epic Bills meltdowns, but I'm setting expectations low so I'm not disappointed.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Are you saying the Bills aren't starting backup linebackers



edit:


Pron on VHS posted:

I see KC activated Skyy Moore to return from IR.

Why? Why do this? The problem was solved...

https://twitter.com/kcchiefs_matt/status/1748420094663827825?s=42&t=vYGMjgtg31X780Jer9MHvA

kiimo fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Jan 19, 2024

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I don't think Andy would even trust Moore to be a food runner at this point

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Remember last season when Skyy fumbled like 4 punts across the season. This guy brings absolutely nothing to the table, and has the MVAss quality of actually hurting the team when he’s playing

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'll never get excited about someone's hand size again

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

kiimo posted:

I hope so. A correct referee call would give him more wins.

You mean like that win against Buffalo earlier this year?

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1748442973165982001

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Pron on VHS posted:

Remember last season when Skyy fumbled like 4 punts across the season. This guy brings absolutely nothing to the table, and has the MVAss quality of actually hurting the team when he’s playing

Also caught the game winning TD in the Super Bowl

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Grats Raidaz. I think he's a good choice.

And if not, it's probably smart to stay on the good side of Maxx anyway

Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

This is good, I'm happy with a head coaching hire for the first time since...Gruden 1.0 so it's been a long loving time.

As long as he gets a good OC he'll be fine

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Black Sunshine posted:

You mean like that win against Buffalo earlier this year?

I was alluding to this but admittedly it's pretty unclear




Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

kiimo posted:

I was alluding to this but admittedly it's pretty unclear






Gotcha, I was clearly referring to the crybaby poo poo specifically.

Don't let Mr Logan see that chart, he might crumble into dust since it ruins his gimmick

Or maybe I'm reading the chart wrong and am dumb as gently caress which is a distinct possibility

Either way, Raiders least penalized team this year must hurt his soul

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jan 19, 2024

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

SalTheBard posted:

Also caught the game winning TD in the Super Bowl

He was WIDE open, but yes, he did catch it.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Black Sunshine posted:

Gotcha, I was clearly referring to the crybaby poo poo specifically.

Don't let Mr Logan see that chart, he might crumble into dust since it ruins his gimmick

Or maybe I'm reading the chart wrong and am dumb as gently caress which is a distinct possibility

Either way, Raiders least penalized team this year must hurt his soul

The Conspiracy knows he's onto them and this season was a false flag to provide cover while the league knew that McDaniels would sabotage any chance they had at success.

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

The337th posted:

The Conspiracy knows he's onto them and this season was a false flag to provide cover while the league knew that McDaniels would sabotage any chance they had at success.

throwing fewer flags is the most devious sort of false flag, when you think about it

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Pron on VHS posted:

Remember last season when Skyy fumbled like 4 punts across the season. This guy brings absolutely nothing to the table, and has the MVAss quality of actually hurting the team when he’s playing

I guess I don't want him cut right now because who the hell else is there, but I really don't want to see him on the field again. Maybe he can do scout team stuff and help out in some fashion.

I think the punt problems were him getting the yips after screwing up once, but that also doesn't mean you want him out there fielding punts. I don't think he was all that much threat as a returner anyway. Poor guy just can't do anything right, and he's not exactly given the impression that he can do something right with more looks.

The Chiefs have been very good at not scouting receivers they draft or sign other than Rice, who is ok. It's close to a Belichickian level, but at least he could sign free agents or trade for people that worked for a while way back when.

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