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Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

He suddenly was off the show for something but I can't remember what. Wasn't he arrested for assault or something?

I don't remember the reason that Chuck was put on "he's around" status, but the anecdote of Ross Zapin fleeing from him and cowering in fear when Chuck tried to get into the birthday bash show is pretty hilarious, possibly aided by the fact that Ross is one of the few who is more detestable than Chuck to begin with.

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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

MrMidnight posted:

Never understood why they had him on the show so much

'Cause in like 97 or 98 he punched out AJ Benza at Scores with the whole Stern crew there and he kinda became a legend in their eyes.
I dont know if the years line up, but I know at one point Zito was suing FX claiming he came up with Sons of Anarchy, and Stern had that awful show on FX at one point, so that may have had something to do with Zito not being on the show anymore.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

MrMidnight posted:

Never understood why they had him on the show so much

Toxic Masculinity. They would’ve had Andrew Tate on the show back in the 90’s or 00’s if he’d been around then.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
GAAAAAAARY!


https://variety.com/2024/film/news/richard-simmons-not-involved-pauly-shore-biopic-permission-1235875743/

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
I haven't listened to the show since Tim's assistant Jared put me in a rocket and sent me to Krypton to live under the tyranny of the red sun.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



What about the poo poo show?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Still weird to me that Ralph is gone, but if you ever want a memory of what a mess he was, listen to the "Ralph stole $200" saga. He is downright loving awful to Artie on air so the stories of him trying to lift cash come out and he doubles down on being a shithead despite the evidence.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lifespan posted:

Still weird to me that Ralph is gone, but if you ever want a memory of what a mess he was, listen to the "Ralph stole $200" saga. He is downright loving awful to Artie on air so the stories of him trying to lift cash come out and he doubles down on being a shithead despite the evidence.

I listened to the whole thing a few weeks ago and it's some classic Stern in-fighting.

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Now here we got a rare rear-burger

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
You guys think that sal is still in to watching "there's a n****r loving my daughter" porns?

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Sal bought a Apple Vision just so he could watch Dr Piss videos in his house without his wife knowing.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Gotta figure with the weird poo poo with his Aunt Sal is deep into the fake family type of poo poo.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Lifespan posted:

Still weird to me that Ralph is gone, but if you ever want a memory of what a mess he was, listen to the "Ralph stole $200" saga. He is downright loving awful to Artie on air so the stories of him trying to lift cash come out and he doubles down on being a shithead despite the evidence.

Wait what do you mean, what two hundred dollars? What tip? That doesn't sound like something Ralph would do and you're speaking ill of the dead

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Whatever you fat junkie!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
So I guess you guys are saying that yes, Sal is probably still watching that type of porn.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sal is easily the most repressed person on the show, and that's really saying something.

The least? Ronnie.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I'm sure Sal is the same weirdo he has always been. The real change is that he is just not proudly sharing it openly anymore.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Hi, this is Evil Dave. I'm telling everybody to survive the Holocaust, uh, we want you to cheer up. This is to all the people who have suffered from the Holocaust across generations.....cheer up, uh, you're with friends here on Sirius radio.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

I love when Evil Dave was mesmerized by plain potato chips.

"Where did you get these chips!? Keep em comin!"

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Gary said they were literally just mini bags of plain Lays they got from the corner store. Also, this is for all of the parents who have kids with leukemia... it's rough!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
starting a PSA with "I'm telling everybody to survive the Holocaust" is so loving stupid that I can't believe it's not up there next to "Hi, this is Sal Governale" in the annals of show history lol

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I would like to again reiterate how much I appreciate that this is a thread for the Howard Stern Show - a show that is still being broadcast live - yet we only reference things that happened 16 years ago.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

kylej posted:

I would like to again reiterate how much I appreciate that this is a thread for the Howard Stern Show - a show that is still being broadcast live - yet we only reference things that happened 16 years ago.

This morning Stern had brackets for "how many teeth does a given Wackpacker have?"
That was a pretty good bit.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Squashy Nipples posted:

This morning Stern had brackets for "how many teeth does a given Wackpacker have?"
That was a pretty good bit.

Beet or Bigfoot must've have the fewest.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Does Beet have any left?

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
The correct answer is Richard

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm not going to spoil it, but there were a few surprises.

OK, the answer to the first one should be obvious to anyone who listens: Who has more teeth left, Wendy or Lenny Dykstra?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
yes

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Doesn't Lenny wear full dentures?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm not going to spoil it, but there were a few surprises.

OK, the answer to the first one should be obvious to anyone who listens: Who has more teeth left, Wendy or Lenny Dykstra?

Who shoved a tomato up their rear end and then ate it?

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Stupid Sal. I live in a farming community and someone just posted that they are giving away a black rooster and it took all of my self control not to respond "I love a black cock!"

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
As a farming community mainstay, what's the number of bottles of Korbel you would take on a 72 hour train ride though?

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Lifespan posted:

Stupid Sal. I live in a farming community and someone just posted that they are giving away a black rooster and it took all of my self control not to respond "I love a black cock!"

Are they dropping loads of compost on your yard as well?

If so, then SIGN ME UPPPP!

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
OOOOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH, DROPPIN' LOADS!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Kragger99 posted:

OOOOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH, DROPPIN' LOADS!

WET POWER CHAIR.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I've soaked through my Depends

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I was daily listening until covid so that is what 4 years ago

The show lost A LOT when he scurried away to his basement

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

euphronius posted:

I was daily listening until covid so that is what 4 years ago

The show lost A LOT when he scurried away to his basement

Meh, the show was already at an inflection point. If not for the pandemic, he would have found some other excuse to start working from home.

That said, it was a chance to properly modernize the show, make it a true podcast. I find irony in Howard decrying podcasts, when he is now clearly The King Of All Podcasts.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

So how bad was his & beth's bout with covid? I finally got it in September and the first day was like a real bad flu but the next few days after that were like a cold

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
They are both 7-booster vaccinated at least. Still no clear evidence if the sickness that gives you demonstrable brain damage (you forget how your nose works) is good or bad but there's pretty solid evidence that the vaccines do what they are expected to do.

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