PYF Memes: I can't stop.thinking about BOGOS BINTED?

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

How do you guys poo poo without pissing?

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:35

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:20

Shit Fuckasaurus: Oct 14, 2005; i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys; Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus posted:

How do you guys poo poo without pissing?

That's my secret, I'm always pissing.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:41

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Hellblazer187 posted:

Is death something you inherit? Scary if true, most of my ancestors are dead.

Yes. At the moment of your birth, your parents handed you a death as well.

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:44

Amoeba102: Jan 22, 2010

Tenebrais posted:

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:47

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Paladinus posted:

How do you guys poo poo without pissing?

This is actually what Bhudda was talking about when he spoke of enlightenment. Being in a state of Nirvana.

Nirvana is actually a portmanteau of the ancient phrase Nihr-Ven-Ha, meaning "poo poo, No Piss".

# ? Jan 17, 2024 22:58

VROOM VROOM: Jun 8, 2005

Kheldarn posted:

hypoglycemia is no joke

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:08

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This is actually what Bhudda was talking about when he spoke of enlightenment. Being in a state of Nirvana.

Nirvana is actually a portmanteau of the ancient phrase Nihr-Ven-Ha, meaning "poo poo, No Piss".

who's bhudda?

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:36

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Paladinus posted:

How do you guys poo poo without pissing?

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:40

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

who's bhudda?

Bhudda deeze nuts lmao gottem

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:52

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sagebrush posted:

who's bhudda?

Bruddha, they won't even let me gently caress 'im!

# ? Jan 17, 2024 23:52

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 18, 2024 00:08

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Put a bulb to your ear and listen with all your heart, and you will hear the garlic song.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 00:14

The Demilich: Apr 9, 2020; The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This is actually what Bhudda was talking about when he spoke of enlightenment. Being in a state of Nirvana.

Nirvana is actually a portmanteau of the ancient phrase Nihr-Ven-Ha, meaning "poo poo, No Piss".

Sagebrush posted:

who's bhudda?

Truly the greatest Bodhishattva of our time

# ? Jan 18, 2024 00:28

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

# ? Jan 18, 2024 01:03

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Whooping Crabs posted:

We're gonna need a bigger van.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 01:15

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

You can garlic my balls thank you.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 01:19

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Was going to say something about anime and unmarked white vans, but I decided against it, especially since the van isn't actually unmarked. But I assure you it would have been witty

# ? Jan 18, 2024 01:30

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Jan 18, 2024 02:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

How do you guys poo poo without pissing?

Decades of training my kegels to do the delicate dance of pissing at a public urinal while simultaneously holding in a fart.

`Nemesis posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 02:10

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

loving Italians

# ? Jan 18, 2024 03:23

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Now that's a spicy meat ball

# ? Jan 18, 2024 03:29

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

you'll never convince me that italy is real

# ? Jan 18, 2024 03:32

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

LifeSunDeath posted:

you'll never convince me that italy is real

Yeah yeah it's a real place, in the shape of a boot, with a language that definitely isn't just Spanish. It was the birthplace of the Renaissance! Only they named it in French not Italian because uhhhhh

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:06

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:06

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

teen witch posted:

Early Mortiis hits like 4 of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KDMEiqi55s

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:25

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:36

some bust on that guy: Jan 21, 2006; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

for fucks sake posted:

Jesus, that's a real quote.

Maybe that book is better than I thought

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:40

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Lib and let die posted:

loving Italians

do that too much, you know what you get?

more italians

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:40

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Takes No Damage posted:

Early Mortiis hits like 4 of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KDMEiqi55s

He once liked a comment about Tina Turner I made which was a pleasant surprise. It makes up for me going to the one Mayhem show that he didn�t open for a few years back and I was a little bummed out.

There are Mortiis memes on IG.

Here are some:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 04:44

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

Takes No Damage posted:

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:01

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Zetsubou-san posted:

teen witch posted:

A little busy but otherwise indistinguishable from some of his 'real' album covers:

(Record still slaps tho)

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:35

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I love the part of the song where he's all "IT'S MORTIISIN' TIME"

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:43

mystes: May 31, 2006

TremorX posted:

I love the part of the song where he's all "IT'S MORTIISIN' TIME"

Is he an accountant?

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:44

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

TremorX posted:

I love the part of the song where he's all "IT'S MORTIISIN' TIME"

# ? Jan 18, 2024 05:49

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

...Turn off your monitor? Turn on your monitor?

Help

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:14

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and you are
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Knormal posted:

...Turn off your monitor? Turn on your monitor?

Help

Turn in your monitor.

You're under arrest.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:21

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:

Turn in your monitor.

You're under arrest.

You can't arrest me, I was Time's Person of the Year!

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:23

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Turn out that monitor. I'm sure there's contraband inside.

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:24

Vaginaface: Aug 26, 2013; HEY REI HEY REI,
do vaginaface!

Knormal posted:

You can't arrest me, I was Time's Person of the Year!

Every Times Person of the Year should be arrested as policy, given their track record

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:31

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BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Vaginaface posted:

Every Times Person of the Year should be arrested as policy, given their track record

including..."YOU"?

# ? Jan 18, 2024 06:34

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