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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
No phrase in wrestling drains the very spirit out of me as much as "Wrestlemania: night 1".

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Luckily, the last two andres have been on WrestleMania Smackdown, aka Night 0

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:

1glitch0 posted:

If Seth is really out, it should be Rock vs. Roman on night 2 and for night 1 Punk, Cody, and I dunno LA Knight in a triple threat for the vacant participation belt. I think I'd find that funniest plausible outcome.

I'd die laughing if it's something like that and somehow someone convinces Paul to "let LA Knight have his moment"

Oh man, I want it.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Punk should be booked from the no. 1 spot to win the rumble

Nothing can possiblie go wrong.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

rotinaj posted:

Punk should be booked from the no. 1 spot to win the rumble

Nothing can possiblie go wrong.

He'd get offended by something by #5, injured by #15, eating muffins and screaming by #20, and by the time #30 hit the ring he would be backstage throwing monitors at Paul.

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

1glitch0 posted:

If Seth is really out, it should be Rock vs. Roman on night 2 and for night 1 Punk, Cody, and I dunno LA Knight in a triple threat for the vacant participation belt. I think I'd find that funniest plausible outcome.

Add Jinder. Make it a fatal four way. Jinder wins. That would be the funniest plausible outcome.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Erebus posted:

This seems to be where the R-Truth gif was requested, so it was the 2014 HIAC with a spooky ghost

also here's a better quality version (and an even bigger one, if you want)

https://i.imgur.com/I35p2fY.mp4

ahahahahahaaha I forgot that the hologram wasn't Dean vs. Bray, it was the big Seth/Dean blowoff in the cell and then Wyatt interrupted with his hologram spewing lantern

that thread is great, pages of rage and then people start to laugh about R-Truth

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i think they're just gonna strap priest up as a paper champion

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

r-truth is only 6 years younger than sting

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

so?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

the energy from the laughter he creates keeps him young

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Gavok posted:

Punk should be booked for the Andre.

He should be booked to be Andre

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i think they're just gonna strap priest up as a paper champion

The money in the bank briefcase has become their break-in-injury-emergency, lol

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

He should be booked to be Andre

CM Andre vs midget versions of the roster in a gauntlet match

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Count Thrashula posted:

Wait is CM Punk a q truther? Please let that be the case, please please

No, just like a lot of Punks he talked a big game about taking a stand for his ideals until he hit middle age and sold out.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Cavauro posted:

r-truth is only 6 years younger than sting

Sometimes I forget that R-Truth was in WWF as Q-Qwick as a tag team partner to Road Dogg before he went to tna and became the nwa champ

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Get Rowdy!
https://youtu.be/FTkXyOO7Hr0?si=TDwUVtCE_WRoRR93

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Beepie is giving away crowns

https://x.com/LexisKingWWE/status/1747451303595282445?s=20

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
... this sounds like a win win

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Oh gently caress is he gonna start doing the double axe handle off the second rope

Is he gonna reveal that he is a second generation superstar, the son of Jimmy King

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Facebook fans (I unwittingly found this out today causing much psychic damage) believe Roman will lose the belt in A COUPLE OF YEARS...

TO DEAN AMBROSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Alan_Shore posted:

Facebook fans (I unwittingly found this out today causing much psychic damage) believe Roman will lose the belt in A COUPLE OF YEARS...

TO DEAN AMBROSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

"I'm sorry. I love you"

*hits whacky line*

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Alan_Shore posted:

Facebook fans (I unwittingly found this out today causing much psychic damage) believe Roman will lose the belt in A COUPLE OF YEARS...

TO DEAN AMBROSE

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big if true

On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Majinfoose posted:

Big if true

Big WHEN true

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



How long until the Burger King chants?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


beepie, nooo!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Yes, that is how I remember Game of Thrones.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The King will claim his rightful throne at the head of the table. The destruction of Trey Bearhill was merely a glimpse of his power

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
Can't wait for Rock to beat Roman and then Beepie to run out and beat Rock to become the champ

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

God he's so fuckin smart. Being the king of the ring is an actual detriment to your career, and if you mess with him he will make sure you get that title.

9d checkers, beepie, I love you

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013



Is he angling for a Jerry Lawler feud? He's at least two decades too late for that to be a relevant boost.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Beepie is threatening to perform unlicensed oral surgery on people

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

burn it down (our wrestlemania plans)

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

like they have plans

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

R-Truth rules

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2QDVhdpBHe/?igsh=c21zbGE3dDMwdjUz

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
It's so dumbfounding that the only direction R-Truth is ever given is "go be funny" and he still finds ways to do it without overstaying his welcome

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Oh no

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/SKWrestling_/status/1744548518298255814



WWE is using AI generated images in video packages now?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Seth no longer advertised for house shows due to the injury

:rubby: if from now until Mania Reigns at his one booking for the next 3 months (Rumble) is still the most active world champ

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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


I haven't been watching the r-truth stuff in the context of the shows but from everything I see in the clips its amazing

you can toss him into any weird situation and he elevates it

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