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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
double-oh-jew

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Al! posted:

double-oh-jew

Geltfinger

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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the au jus drips out in pain as it feeds you

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the au jus drips out in pain as it feeds you

you're supposed to dip the pain into the old jus

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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from (the) pain would work better i guess, but that makes it just this side of incomprehensible

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Sandwic sounds goo

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

you'd never guess what British people call Chinese food

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

a chinese

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

oh

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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mawarannahr posted:

you'd never guess what British people call Chinese food

i used to date one and yeah i heard the two word version

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


mawarannahr posted:

you'd never guess what British people call Chinese food

lol wtf

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
What is it?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i used to date one and yeah i heard the two word version
do you remember what did they call a convenience store?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Cho Chang

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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mawarannahr posted:

do you remember what did they call a convenience store?

the cockney one was "lolly" iirc

i couldn't follow most of those though, which is the point i guess

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Slang for Chinese food in Britain is the Harry Potter characters name?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Mr Hootington posted:

Slang for Chinese food in Britain is the Harry Potter characters name?

close lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
shacklebolt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
good lord

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Royale w/ Cheese

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what is wrong with the english

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

aw frig aw dang it posted:

Royale w/ Cheese

royale with chinese

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
whopper with orange chicken instead of a middle bun mcdonalds ill take my billion dollar check now

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Al! posted:

what is wrong with the english

never seen the sun their entire lives

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



warning: slur!
the chinkies

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the cockney one was "lolly" iirc

i couldn't follow most of those though, which is the point i guess
to many Britons, the corner store is named after slang for their beloved Pakistani neighbors (if it's run by anyone from Asia)

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Al! posted:

whopper with orange chicken instead of a middle bun mcdonalds ill take my billion dollar check now

they probably make that somewhere. foreign mcdonaldses usually have something like a mccurrywurst or mcbifana, some local thing slopped up mcdonalds style

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Hatebag posted:

warning: slur!
the chinkies

Lol

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Hatebag posted:

they probably make that somewhere. foreign mcdonaldses usually have something like a mccurrywurst or mcbifana, some local thing slopped up mcdonalds style

behold, the chicken mcturco (discontinued)

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
A burger with the Rick and morty sauce

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


mawarannahr posted:

behold, the chicken mcturco (discontinued)


The McArabia is a pita bread sandwich available at all McDonald's outlets in Arab countries and Pakistan. It is known as the Grilled Chicken foldover in Singapore, Malaysia and South Africa,[1] as McOriental in Spain, France and Holland,[2] the McTurco in Turkey,[3] Greek Mac in Greece and Cyprus,[4][5] and as the McKebab in Israel.[6] The sandwich was originally made to meet West Asian local taste.

lol mcoriental

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mr Hootington posted:

A burger with the Rick and morty sauce

[solemnly pulls shirt over head to look like cornholio a pickle]

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Hatebag posted:

The McArabia is a pita bread sandwich available at all McDonald's outlets in Arab countries and Pakistan. It is known as the Grilled Chicken foldover in Singapore, Malaysia and South Africa,[1] as McOriental in Spain, France and Holland,[2] the McTurco in Turkey,[3] Greek Mac in Greece and Cyprus,[4][5] and as the McKebab in Israel.[6] The sandwich was originally made to meet West Asian local taste.

lol mcoriental

that's just what they call it in Europe (westernmost Asian landmass)

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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my mother in law from japan still says oriental

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

mawarannahr posted:

do you remember what did they call a convenience store?

are you talking about 'corner shop' or the racist version based on people from a particular country?

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my mother in law from japan still says oriental

your mother in law is Problematic

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my mother in law from japan still says oriental

if she ever posts on smoethingawful i will punish her harshly

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
if the shop isn't on a corner its still a corner shop

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
:jerry:

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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lobster shirt posted:

if she ever posts on smoethingawful i will punish her harshly

her mom had some Opinions about koreans, and i'm told would absolutely lose her poo poo if they went to a japanese restaurant (in america) and either heard them speaking korean or couldn't respond in japanese

also my brother in law used to get extra xmas presents from her for being a boy lol

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