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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dandywalken posted:

Ive only got 4 hearts going up to first Divine Beast in BotW. You mainly pray at statues to spend orbs to get hearts, right?

The main way is all of the shrines around the map. There are a lot of em, and each gives you 1/4th of a heart or stamina wheel.

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Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

& now everyone knows what it's like to scroll through 400 posts about your lame rear end trump thread troll paying the toll

OMG A SCRIPT PROBE- shut the gently caress up lmfao. Absolutely no one cares about your stupid rear end friend getting probed for spamming dumb poo poo in the politics forums for attention

thius

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

pog boyfriend posted:

i played lulu once and made some tryndamere so mad he just sat under tower talking poo poo to his team for like half an hour

Fajita Queen posted:

Playing taric toplane against some ad bruiser dipshit and ending the game with 600 armor feels so good lol

top laners are the most deranged and unstable ppl in any given game which is an achievement considering adc exists

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Dick Bastardly posted:

american football is a moba but in real life

life is the most insidious moba of them all

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

forums moba. jungling in the Trump thread and quitting in a rage

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

forums moba. jungling in the Trump thread and quitting in a rage

You choose plinkey as your hero. Everyone in the arena are disadvantaged with 50% less cash but you lose money every second and sometimes a casino steak may appear in your inventory

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

I thought Yakuza 8 was going to be Gamepass but it apparently isn't....Guess I'm coughing up the cash.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I need to beat Gaiden before I start IW but my Christmas backlog's been eating my time (and one of those is BG3)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ibram Gaunt posted:

I thought Yakuza 8 was going to be Gamepass but it apparently isn't....Guess I'm coughing up the cash.

same. it saddened me, initially, but it's fine. kiryu deserves the money

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Just steal yakuza 8

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Mr Hootington posted:

Just steal yakuza 8

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

The main way is all of the shrines around the map. There are a lot of em, and each gives you 1/4th of a heart or stamina wheel.

Cool I'll start knocking em out after work.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dandywalken posted:

Cool I'll start knocking em out after work.

Stamina, in my opinion, is more important early in the game. Cook you a lot of stamina restoring food so you can climb all the walls and mountains and hang-glide across the map.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I just started Lies of P, are there major consequences to not doing a 100% lies/truth run or can I be situational about it

Also, is being a Technique focused speedy guy a bad idea? This is very clearly a Souls game but I don't want to make too many assumptions

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

insane anime posted:

everyone except like 22 people on this website are dog poo poo in real life lol

in it voted 5

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Life is like a lane of mobas. Ya never know who ya gonna int…

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
that pokemon moba the true place to yell and get mad at games imo

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

You choose plinkey as your hero. Everyone in the arena are disadvantaged with 50% less cash but you lose money every second and sometimes a casino steak may appear in your inventory

A yapping pomerian named smarxist will randomly appear to defend your honor.

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
plinkey/smarxist/chinatown combo hero, like techies or the lost vikings

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Ive played a moba literally once and i didnt understand anything. Goodbye

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Heath posted:

I just started Lies of P, are there major consequences to not doing a 100% lies/truth run or can I be situational about it

Also, is being a Technique focused speedy guy a bad idea? This is very clearly a Souls game but I don't want to make too many assumptions

It affects your ending and some quests. You have some leeway here and there but it's best to lean in one way or the other

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

ArfJason posted:

Ive played a moba literally once and i didnt understand anything. Goodbye

I tried two but same. Good tidings

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I installed LoL once.
I never played it.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i played lol once and wasnt good and everyone was very mean to me and the person trying to get me into the game was like yeah they'll do that

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
moba deez nuts

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

many years ago i used to live with my brother (as adults i mean ,we shared an apartment, obviously growing up as kids we also lived together lol) and he would sometimes wake me up because he was screaming at league of legends. seems like a stressful game.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

ive never tried a moba and never will. farewell

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

ArfJason posted:

Ive played a moba literally once and i didnt understand anything. Goodbye

bye

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

I tried two but same. Good tidings

goodbye

Joey McChrist posted:

ive never tried a moba and never will. farewell

bye bye

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I wanted to play Infinite Crisis and dead island: Epidemic but both shut down before I could.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

That DICK! posted:

i played lol once and wasnt good and everyone was very mean to me and the person trying to get me into the game was like yeah they'll do that

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Dick Bastardly posted:

american football is a moba but in real life

It's actually turn based. So more like Blood Bowl

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
The QCS epilepsy thread taking a weird turn into nurse hatred reminded me of the time that other weird goon went off on a derail about firefighters

Brunch Covidian posted:

Tip: if you see a fire truck wailing by, look. Look to see if the firefighters are wearing helmets. If so, they're on their way to a fire. You'll wait a long time before seeing this. Honestly? Never.

If their heads are bare, they're going to a medical emergency. It's never the kind of medical emergency that requires five men and a fire truck.

However, no matter anything else, it's always the kind of medical emergency which adds to their call-out statistics, because houses don't burn down anymore, and if they do, the engineered materials ensure that there will be no point in trying to fight the fire.

They're paid very, very well to bunk together, play playstation, lift weights, and never, really, fight any fires.

Brunch Covidian posted:

They run the same basic scam as the police, but they're beloved because protecting us from fires that never happen doesn't involve beating down blacks and browns.

Brunch Covidian posted:

To do what

Let them stay in their firehouse.

In your scenario, imagine that they were never there.

Does this prevent insurance payments.

What marginal value was added here? Rehabilitating a structure is more expensive than building a new one.

I'm sorry, but their job is to use their big shiny trucks and your money to protect property. Frankly, outside of ancient structures in old cities, building codes and insurance do their job for them, at pennies on the dollar.

They know they have no reason to exist. Really, they know. That's why they're Johnny on the spot with five men and a water truck for a medical emergency. It's why, in California, their union owns a film studio with over a dozen full time employees to do nothing but produce videos for or against politicians. Didn't know that? It's in Silver lake.

It's a thankless job, fire fighting, isn't it? That's why, if you should ever wish to be a firefighter, you'll need to volunteer, then serve at a volunteer fire agency, then, eventually, get on the gravy train and become a full benefit firefighter. You'll retire at fifty with full pay and medical.

goons loving hate emergency service workers apparently. all nurses are cops

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

That DICK! posted:

i played lol once and wasnt good and everyone was very mean to me and the person trying to get me into the game was like yeah they'll do that

one time we tried to get a friend into lol and in more than one game she was asked "are you a bot". absolutely brutal

gently caress I want to aram so bad. I want to roll a tank and be the immovable rock

death cob for cutie fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 18, 2024

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Soul Dentist posted:

It's actually turn based. So more like Blood Bowl

i now realize hockey is more moba in real life than american football is

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dick Bastardly posted:

american football is a moba but in real life

this isnt the case because someone could've spammed heal on Jalen Hurts and i wouldn't have had to witness monday night

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

CountryMatters posted:

The QCS epilepsy thread

lmfao

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Soul Dentist posted:

It's actually turn based. So more like Blood Bowl

lol

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

CountryMatters posted:

The QCS epilepsy thread taking a weird turn into nurse hatred reminded me of the time that other weird goon went off on a derail about firefighters





goons loving hate emergency service workers apparently. all nurses are cops

Is this guy 2016 lover or am I thinking of someone else

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

goons finding new otherwise beloved professions to hate from the bottom of their soul ftw

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

the enlightened socialist: these firemen aren't connecting a firehose and being hurled through the air in serpentine fashion by the force of the water pressure. they're not catching victims jumping out of a highrise apartment that is on fire, bouncing them far into the air, and catching them again. they're responding to so called "medical emergencies", and on the tax payers dime

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