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Ditch her, Pete.
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Jan 16, 2024 07:22
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this guy i met last night is completely horrible and he just showed up at my apartment unannounced. i should go on a date with him!
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Jan 16, 2024 10:08
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:this guy i met last night is completely horrible and he just showed up at my apartment unannounced. i should go on a date with him! Because he pulled up his shirt, and Petey, he's got an eight-pack!
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Jan 16, 2024 11:15
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"if someone just shows up at my apartment i'll find them irresistible, tiger, even if they were to break in and make a web heart" also it kinda fucks me up seeing the apartment relatively consistent all the way back then, that's the couch they watch tv on   Who amongst us hasn't prevented friends or family from having sex so we could tell them about wrestling?
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Jan 16, 2024 13:59
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maybe you could stop calling him m'boy?
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Jan 16, 2024 17:46
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"Okay, okay., 'For when I fail.'"
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Jan 16, 2024 19:42
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 the only reason it's a story is because a dude got shot and killed, Robbie's "instinct" was going to get him a story of,"Wrestler beats up another wrestler in a cheap Spider-Man costume in 5 minutes" and Jonah was right to laugh at the idea of his Editor-in-Chief being a complete mark who thinks wrestling is real.The most bizarre thing about this story is that it's been treated from the start all the way through like wrestling is real but then they had Robbie throw in that "this isn't scripted!  " line right towards the end which indicates.... they do know it's fake? Anyway, forget all that bullshit, the world wants to know if Boris is going to be okay!
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Jan 17, 2024 00:28
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Yeah, like, usually Peter is the dumbest person in an arc, sometimes it's the villain either at the last minute or during most of the arc. Robbie feels dumber than Peter or Strang here because he has an intuition that there's a story with Kid Spider-man and then Destructo, and he's right! That's loving Spider-man pretending to be a pro wrestler and a goddamned super zombie. There's a story to chase there, but Robbie does 0 journalism; he doesn't try to find out who Kid Spider-man is, and sure, maybe we could honor the tradition of masked wrestlers and have Hardwood not reveal that at all, but then there's Destructo right there that Robbie could try to figure out. Destructo has no mask so if Hardwood doesn't want to give out any names then Robbie could still try and find out who that guy is with a picture, he's an editor in chief at the fictional biggest newspaper in new york! So Robbie keeps asking questions like "why?" kid spidey does what he does, which is money, that's the one answer that is both true and uninteresting. He doesn't ask who, he just takes the what at complete face value and goes to the venue every week without asking anyone anything. Like J-ru is saying, the only story is that a performer got shot by a gun-ho security guard. They don't even tell us if Robbie found out about the whole zombie thing and Dillon. Boris was on the news with 50/50 chance of loving dying and Robbie didn't find that at all worth digging into? oh shoot that reminds me it's past midnight   Boris lives! 
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Jan 17, 2024 06:07
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Jan 17, 2024 06:57
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Oh poo poo, Boris alive and well! Oh poo poo, it's David Hasselhoff and his magic car!
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Jan 17, 2024 11:42
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it's not really surprising. mj wouldn't date peter unless she had catastrophically low standards. sure, this dude is hilariously awful. but he's not that bad compared to the guy who shakes with impotent sweaty rage on the rare occasions he bothers to show up at all.
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Jan 17, 2024 11:55
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Boris 
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Jan 17, 2024 13:18
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Haifisch posted:
Oh no... it's a Teslaaaa!!
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Jan 17, 2024 14:23
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davidspackage posted:Oh no... it's a Teslaaaa!! 
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Jan 17, 2024 15:52
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Holy poo poo
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Jan 17, 2024 16:46
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's not really surprising. mj wouldn't date peter unless she had catastrophically low standards. sure, this dude is hilariously awful. but he's not that bad compared to the guy who shakes with impotent sweaty rage on the rare occasions he bothers to show up at all.
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Jan 17, 2024 17:38
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Boris lives! Such a pity that we'll probably never see him again after this arc
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Jan 17, 2024 19:05
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   And your plan is...?
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Murdstone posted:
She doesn't have a plan, MJ is just instinctually drawn to the most ripped set of abs within a 20 mile radius
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Jan 18, 2024 01:05
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MJ, he hasn't fought The Lizard in at least a decade, that was a flashback, and Mysterio was just some dude with a helmet that controlled all reality. Looking at his "recent" fights, I think the better solution is for Peter to gently caress off home and give Voltan his powers back.
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Jan 18, 2024 07:04
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"Remember that guy who was a real jerk on the dance floor? Well I went on a date with him... and he was a real jerk! "
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Jan 18, 2024 08:32
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Holy poo poo
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Jan 18, 2024 12:48
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  Uh, Peter.. hm.
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Jan 18, 2024 15:01
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Wow, how romantic...
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MorningMoon posted:
Holy poo poo what a dick What's Flash Thompson up to these days, MJ
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Jan 18, 2024 16:29
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I'm probably merging arcs in my mind, but didn't she leave Hollywood because the director was a sex pest, and although Peter showed up to get angry she'd (unknown to him) already left by then
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Jan 18, 2024 17:31
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also, peter didn't quit wrestling for her sake.
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Jan 18, 2024 17:35
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Qwertycoatl posted:I'm probably merging arcs in my mind, but didn't she leave Hollywood because the director was a sex pest, and although Peter showed up to get angry she'd (unknown to him) already left by then No, that was this one. Newspaper Spider-Man is a pioneer of anti-continuity. The only canon is what the writer happens to remember that day.
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Jan 18, 2024 17:38
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MorningMoon posted:
  The ground! His one weakness!
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Jan 18, 2024 19:25
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THE ONE THING HE'LL NEVER EXPECT! ME SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND HIM! HERE I GO, HOPE HE DOESN'T MOVE!! 
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Jan 18, 2024 19:34
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Real "Professor Xavier is a jerk" energy on that last panel.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:39
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Straight up thought that was the telekinetic jerk and MJ had called Peter to come to the apartment because she wanted to get rid of the telekinetic jerk. Nope, turns out Peter was the jerk!
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Jan 18, 2024 22:13
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The Hulk has... Spider-sense? Is.. is the Hulk secretly Spider-Man??
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Jan 18, 2024 23:55
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Saoshyant posted:
It would have been better if he had sensed him coming. This was just a fluke.
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He has a 12-inch tongue!!
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