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MrMojok posted:Oh poo poo I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe A callus from blue collar work? 💀💀💀 I swear once Kellyanne Conway said “alternative facts” Pandora’s Box was open and just the shittiest takes on literally anything started coming out. Just poop overflowing. E: Oops- a poop snipe 💩
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Jan 18, 2024 20:11
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Blue collar billionare Holy poo poo how delusional can you loving be
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Jan 18, 2024 20:12
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priznat posted:I would be more apt to believe it was ketchup or something, dude probably sees doctors regularly and syphillis is highly treatable. Dude sees doctors who are willing to tell him that he's 6'3 and 215 lbs, it's entirely possible he has untreated syphillis.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:13
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Looks more like ink from a red sharpie or dry erase marker to me
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Jan 18, 2024 20:17
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TulliusCicero posted:Blue collar billionare Besides the obvious, I'd bet Trump has literally never worn a blue shirt in his life
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Jan 18, 2024 20:18
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MrMojok posted:Oh poo poo I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe I have diagnosed and treated many cases of secondary, tertiary, and neurosyphilis in the hospital as an acute care doc and those aren’t it. Not even. Sorry. It looks like sores from either falling and cutting his skin or blisters that have popped either from picking something hot up on accident or overuse blisters…
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Jan 18, 2024 20:18
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Random Stranger posted:It's important to remember that what she did in that case wasn't just the highest possible breach of attorney ethics, it was a felony. And the kind of felony that gets the book thrown at you so hard you can measure the blue shift. Habba will be lucky if she only gets disbarred. But WHEN though? “This idiot lawyer committed crimes! Where is she now? In prison, or just laying low until she goes to prison?” “Oh you know, she’s representing the ex-President, going on TV every day and earning millions.”
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Jan 18, 2024 20:18
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It's doodoo
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Jan 18, 2024 20:19
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It keeps happening but I think it isn't a great idea to start doing the left-leaning equivalent of "Biden had a stroke because he's wobbly in a photo" thing.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:19
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Are those red marks on his hands the sort of injuries a person might get from tasering their own balls?
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Jan 18, 2024 20:19
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Need to see his balls for comparison.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:20
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Syphilis expert here. It’s syphilis.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:20
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Blind Rasputin posted:overuse blisters Like the golf club thing, which is likely because he's too vain to wear both gloves
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Jan 18, 2024 20:22
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Frank Frank posted:Syphilis expert here. It’s syphilis. Is this the source of your luck?
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Jan 18, 2024 20:23
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Toxic Mental posted:Looks more like ink from a red sharpie or dry erase marker to me Yeah something like that is where I landed on the topic. If you see low-quality Twitter(gently caress you Elon)-compressed images it can maybe look like syphilis sores or blisters or whatever the gently caress MAGA world is making it out to be, but if you find a news site or something with a higher quality version of the picture I'm pretty sure he just smeared on his hands whatever the gently caress it is he uses to maintain his face that inhuman shade of orange and it stained them.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:23
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Breaking news, Trump's hands COVERED in poo poo.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:24
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pixaal posted:Is this the source of your luck? I feel like syphilis is about as unlucky as you can get tbh
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Jan 18, 2024 20:24
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kuarduck posted:Golf gloves are a thing. Dude's infected Sure but why NOW? Clearly he has golfed forever, with or without a glove. These seem really recent and raw and we've never seen this before. I understand that he is getting older but again, it seems odd that it would be this sudden and obvious. I'm guessing it is stigmata but he loving moved his hands to tell the Lord that everyone knows he's the Messiah while the stig was being administered. Like when I sneezed during a tattoo and now my tribal band has one wayward line. Me and Donnie, we're basically the same I guess.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:25
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those are FREEDOM PUSTULES
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Jan 18, 2024 20:27
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Sure Trum is constantly threatening people and declaring himself above the law, fomenting insurrection, stealing classified documents, etc. but the REAL concern is what's up with his hand?
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Jan 18, 2024 20:28
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The spell* that Mitch McConnell is using to keep them both alive isn’t without its flaws. *the spell is syphilis
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Jan 18, 2024 20:29
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Yeah, tamp looks like poo poo but you really don't need to judge that book by its cover.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:30
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withak posted:Need to see his balls for comparison. 
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Jan 18, 2024 20:30
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RVWinkle posted:Sure Trum is constantly threatening people and declaring himself above the law, fomenting insurrection, stealing classified documents, etc. but the REAL concern is what's up with his hand? Counterpoint: everyone itt knows about those things and none of them are funny. Syphilitic hand pustule is funny. I should know as I’m an expert.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:31
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Blind Rasputin posted:I have diagnosed and treated many cases of secondary, tertiary, and neurosyphilis in the hospital as an acute care doc and those aren’t it. Not even. Sorry. It looks like sores from either falling and cutting his skin or blisters that have popped either from picking something hot up on accident or overuse blisters… I have not, and also agree
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Jan 18, 2024 20:31
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Blind Rasputin posted:I have diagnosed and treated many cases of secondary, tertiary, and neurosyphilis in the hospital as an acute care doc and those aren’t it. Not even. Sorry. It looks like sores from either falling and cutting his skin or blisters that have popped either from picking something hot up on accident or overuse blisters… Can it be calluses from holding a gold-trimmed pickaxe for 12 hours a day in the big mac mines on the Ivory Coast?
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Jan 18, 2024 20:34
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It’s his loving makeup. It’s the same shade as his face.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:34
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Nope, sorry. It’s syphilis and also maybe herpes
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Jan 18, 2024 20:35
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digital penitence posted:It’s his loving makeup. It’s the same shade as his face. Consider this: it's also doodoo on his face
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Jan 18, 2024 20:35
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It’s probably smallpox
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Jan 18, 2024 20:36
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it's a secret code to the q cultists telling them to get their hands dirty, clearly
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Jan 18, 2024 20:37
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Thanks Temu. You always know exactly what I need:
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Jan 18, 2024 20:38
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Adrenochrome injection scars, I know from first hand experience
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Jan 18, 2024 20:38
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digital penitence posted:It’s his loving makeup. It’s the same shade as his face. Well that's just verifiably not true. His hands fall into reds, his face contains no reds as seen by the 5 different swatches on the right. These are taken at a 5x5 avg color. They're very likely blisters, now if it's from syphilis or golf you decide which is funnier.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:38
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I'm a professional palm reader/hand surgeon/epidemiologist and I can say with 100% certainty that trump has ebola
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Jan 18, 2024 20:39
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real answer its probably because he has a terrible golf swing and keeps giving himself blisters
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Jan 18, 2024 20:39
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Trust me, I know what blisters look like when you jack off too many times.
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Jan 18, 2024 20:41
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RVWinkle posted:Trust me, I know what blisters look like when you jack off too many times. 
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Jan 18, 2024 20:42
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When it comes to Trump's hand you're all wrong. The God Emperor Trump is too badass to just have a simple virus, instead he has a super virus called Gonoherpasyphilaids. Lots of people are saying it's the greatest virus in the world and no one has seen anything like it before!
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Jan 18, 2024 20:44
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Since this was right before the trial, I have to assume he was scribbling with a broad-tip red sharpie all over legal documents/notes and got red ink on him.
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