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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:ohno:

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Lol good one

This is way funnier than it should be. What is it?

Just a cardboard carton, roughly this style

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
The butthole is where coffee comes out.

Similarly those carriers can have a bag of drink with a nozzle coming out to serve.

Not 100% sure this is that sort of carrier but it makes the joke work so don't @ me.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

zedprime posted:

The butthole is where coffee comes out.

Seek immediate medical attention.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?

Stoatbringer posted:

Seek immediate medical attention.

Wait, yours doesn’t? Seek immediate medical attention.

Mr. Bung
Mar 24, 2005

Get out the pink press threat file
and Um-brrrptzzap the subject.
Chodolate Cake.

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I thought homegrown wasn’t allowed?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
lol, micrococcus

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Radio Paranoia posted:

lol, micrococcus

Given the nerditude of scientists it might as well be called microdongicus.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

There are treatments for Peyronie’s disease.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 06:15 on Jan 19, 2024

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Radio Paranoia posted:

lol, micrococcus

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



For when 🍆 is too subtle.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://x.com/ScienceGuys_/status/1750134176702136803?s=20

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Or maybe just drink it straight from the tube like a normal person.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
Why when you have access to the NASA labia mugjora?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Ommin posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS but are NASA labia mugjora

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

That reminds me, years ago when I was browsing aliexpress or something similar for Zelda Majora's Mask related trinkets.

Got the weirdest results.

Turns out that its search autotranslate parsed "majora" in the title as labia majora.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
What the gently caress would people buy on aliexpress thatDON'T ANSWER THAT!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Some people like cream in their coffee

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh, you said "coffee".

I thought you said "gucci".

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


Dune 2 promotional popcorn bucket

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:



Dune 2 promotional popcorn bucket

Pocket Shai-Hulussy

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Peanut butter is stored in the balls.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phanatic posted:

Peanut butter is stored in the balls.



i think thats probably slightly closer to the real shape of a heart than ❤️ is

but yeah, closer to balls than to either

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Phanatic posted:

Peanut butter is stored in the balls.



Pee is stored in the heart.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Phanatic posted:

Peanut butter is stored in the balls.



Bah, it's too hot today.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

lobsterminator posted:

Pee is stored in the heart.

I do not store my pee in the balls. He who stores his pee in the balls has forgotten the face of his father. I store my pee in the heart.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/jVUWnyn.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

mobby_6kl posted:

Vulva of doom

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu24XCjPozc

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004

Meat flaps

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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