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MattO
Oct 10, 2003

he got a cut on his thumbnail area, which bled a little and when he closed his fist it transferred some to the spots on his hand you see


dexter snipe

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

RVWinkle posted:

Trust me, I know what blisters look like when you jack off too many times.

Who do you mean by “you”? :ninja:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Sorry libs but those sores and blisters are from Trump power-lifting the Liberty Bell to make FREEDOM RING! Not at all from him falling down steps and being a weak old man, stop asking about that!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Trump clearly was just applying cream to a very agitated hemorrhoid.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Anders posted:

I know I'm a million pages behind, because this thread has been very active these last few days - but Nazi economy was very lovely and unsustainable - TimeGhost has a good episode on this from their Between Two Wars series (that eerily mirrors Trumponomics)

So you're saying socialism doesn't work?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Dolan has clearly been repping those mixed grip deadlifts, leading with the right overhand. A guy as buff as him is probably doing 5-6 plaets, sets of 5 x 5. God only knows where his 1RM is at but I am SURE that he doesn't use straps, those strong hands have a grip that won't quit. But my man needs to commit to rechalking after every set, he's leaving gains on the table.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Maybe Trump is Ploka Dot man from the Suicide Squad movie and be didn't get a chance to purge the polka dots that morning.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Trump playing golf so frequently that he's given himself weeping sores while still being so bad at it cheating is his only path to victory seems very on brand.

Are there any more updates from the courtroom about Habba's unintentional efforts to perform a live action adaptation of a Harvey Birdman episode?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
They're jerking burns.

No Melania, no wedding to crash and horn on the bride or mother in law, no chance to get his rocks off.

So tugging away like a madman until red raw.

If you think his hands are bad, wait until you see the mushroom head.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



rotinaj posted:

I would pay money to see tmrup actually try to carry his worth of a casket as a pallbearer

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

happyhippy posted:

They're jerking burns.

No Melania, no wedding to crash and horn on the bride or mother in law, no chance to get his rocks off.

So tugging away like a madman until red raw.

If you think his hands are bad, wait until you see the mushroom head.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



:mods:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



It's going to be some minor boring mishap but to admit to anything like that is weakness so Trump and his people will refuse to acknowledge it at all which will drive weirdos crazy.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Blisters/syphilis/sores that magically healed before his rally at the Sheraton Portsmouth Harborside Hotel that same evening last night.

Turmp is Jesus confirmed!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Doesn’t syphilis also get in your brain and wreck everything up as well?

:thunk:

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


digital penitence posted:

Blisters/syphilis/sores that magically healed before his rally at the Sheraton Portsmouth Harborside Hotel that same evening last night.

Turmp is Jesus confirmed!



oh my god, you just proved there's a Trump clone! The one with the blisters is dying! That's his cellular degeneration! See double jeopardy can't arrest Trump if he clone already served the sentence by dying in jail.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



Trump's blisters are the boston bomber. We got 'em reddit.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



It's bigpox because he has the biggest perfect hands

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


Laffo

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1747997056629649883

I wish I could get paid this much to suck so hard at my job :(

Okay I'm not what you would call a makeup expert but this has to be one of the worst tries at cheekbones I have ever seen

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
That's just a loving smear

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

morningdrew posted:



Didn't even make TURMP a pallbearer!

Pallbearer? I' shocked he didn't come out riding the coffin like the end of Dr. Strangelove.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Stoatbringer posted:

But WHEN though?

“This idiot lawyer committed crimes! Where is she now? In prison, or just laying low until she goes to prison?”
“Oh you know, she’s representing the ex-President, going on TV every day and earning millions.”

I second this question

Like if she is in so much trouble how come she isn't in any trouble?

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

happyhippy posted:

They're jerking burns.

No Melania, no wedding to crash and horn on the bride or mother in law, no chance to get his rocks off.

So tugging away like a madman until red raw.

If you think his hands are bad, wait until you see the mushroom head.

Stunning Honky posted:

That's just a loving smear

a fap smear

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

The chuds will say the red marks are stigmata because Trunt is The Holiest Man

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Stunning Honky posted:

Okay I'm not what you would call a makeup expert but this has to be one of the worst tries at cheekbones I have ever seen

Trump can’t even hire a person to do contouring right

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

MrMojok posted:

The chuds will say the red marks are stigmata because Trunt is The Holiest Man

its blood from all the demonrats he beat up just that morning

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

mrs trashmammal has pbs news running in the background for some reason. they’re doing a thing on dudes not having friends and the guy they’re interviewing has this up on his wall

no poo poo you have a hard time making friends, buddy. mystery solved

RockWhisperer
Oct 26, 2018

There’s only 6 scheduled days where the house and senate are present between Friday and March 1st :lol:

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

TrashMammal posted:

mrs trashmammal has pbs news running in the background for some reason. they’re doing a thing on dudes not having friends and the guy they’re interviewing has this up on his wall

no poo poo you have a hard time making friends, buddy. mystery solved

GOD I hate those flags. To remove the color is to remove the meaning. It's no accident the only color that stays is white, and that the stars get blacked out. No more "hardiness and valor," and definitely no "vigilance and justice."

This is more like a Mirror Universe version of an American flag, all it's missing is a goatee

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

RockWhisperer posted:

There’s only 6 scheduled days where the house and senate are present between Friday and March 1st :lol:

They keep kicking the can just far enough down the road that there's no time to do anything before it's due.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Trump didn't get syphilis. Syphilis got Trump.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Liquid Chicken posted:

I'm guessing the chuds will be jerking off in the theatres over the upcoming Civil War movie...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDyQxtg0V2w

I wish they wouldn't romanticize this poo poo.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

TremorX posted:

GOD I hate those flags. To remove the color is to remove the meaning. This is more like a Mirror Universe version of an American flag, all it's missing is a goatee

went and looked up the episode because it’s hard to believe that was real

:lmao:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I didn't shop at Bass Pro Shop, just skinny dipped in the aquarium.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



I didn't shop at pro bass or get a bible, get hosed uncle sam.

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Okay.... what?

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