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Who purchases a Bible? I don't think I've gone a full year in adulthood where I didn't have to actively refuse an invitation to take a Bible
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:10 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:33 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:Donald was a pall bearer. You missed a really solid Mike Lindell joke in there (who is actually Paul Bearer)
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:13 |
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Lol whole lotta wins lately
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:14 |
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greazeball posted:Texas and California seceeded. BOTH SIDES, SEE? It's a non-chud (Alex Garland) who is making the movie and starring Kirsten Dunst as the main role, who is pretty open about being liberal. My guess it'll be a dystopian near future where everything sucks for everyone. Just like a civil war would be irl
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:17 |
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if trump goes down like capone. getting popped for loving around with taxes then spending his last few years wandering around in florida all out of his gourd from the degradations of neurosyphilis
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:17 |
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Anders posted:It's a non-chud (Alex Garland) who is making the movie and starring Kirsten Dunst as the main role, who is pretty open about being liberal. My guess it'll be a dystopian near future where everything sucks for everyone. Just like a civil war would be irl I mean, it’s a24, it’s not gonna be another American sniper chudfest. Still dumb.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:18 |
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Not in any way surprised, but lol lmao
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:19 |
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They could vacate Johnson but at this point they are running into a wall of what does that get you. They ignored the wall on the first vote but at some point they have to see it
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:20 |
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My guess, which I think someone already made earlier in the thread, is it's going to generally try to demonstrate why a civil war would be bad and awful all around so maybe people should stop fetishizing civil war in Boogaloo memes and such like a bunch of clueless teenagers.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:20 |
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fondue posted:I wish they wouldn't romanticize this poo poo. .... "I'm going to see this just to find out how Texas and Cali ended up on the same side " ( from the comments) This.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:23 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:They could vacate Johnson but at this point they are running into a wall of what does that get you. If they learned from their mistakes, would they be qualified to be Congressmen?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:25 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:They could vacate Johnson but at this point they are running into a wall of what does that get you. Doesn't get them poo poo. Gets us lols though, so I say do it. Pass a bill to fund the government until next year, then motion to vacate Johnson. I feel like there's a way to do it with it ending up with a dem as speaker.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:27 |
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The GOP turds in the House are delaying this vote as much as possible by forcing roll-call votes on all the procedural poo poo that is normally done by voice vote before the vote on the CR.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:28 |
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Lmao if you think the HFC wants anything other than to screech, throw poo poo everywhere and become e-famous by constantly drawing attention to themselves.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:29 |
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So that's correct but not the entire outcome - the motion was denied in part and granted in part. https://bsky.app/profile/kenwhite.bsky.social/post/3kjbjzyrwrs2n
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:30 |
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I said we’ll
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:30 |
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funeral home DJ posted:It's even stupid for Trump supporters, who constantly find new and exciting depths of stupidity on a regular basis. That SWAT Team was ready to tase the poo poo out of that fire
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:31 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:I'm guessing the chuds will be jerking off in the theatres over the upcoming Civil War movie... Are those lovely translucent red glasses supposed to be the new Hawaiian shirt or Fred Perry polo or Viper sunglasses or whatever stupid fashion accessory far-right shitheads use to identify each other as violent treasonous fascists?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:31 |
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Someone do the doom guy buts for vacate
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:31 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:They could vacate Johnson but at this point they are running into a wall of what does that get you. the chances of a shutdown skyrocket and that seems to be exactly what the HFC wants
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:35 |
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You know, the more I hear about these 'House Freedom Caucus' people, the less I like them.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:36 |
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HFC absolutely 💯 wants a shut down because they think that will force budget cuts.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:38 |
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I commend Jeff Foxworthy for trying to update his bit but it falls flat IMO.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:39 |
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CharlestheHammer posted:but at some point they have to see it but do they
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:40 |
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Hollismason posted:HFC absolutely 💯 wants a shut down because they think that will force budget cuts. Nah, they really just want to tank the economy to boost Trump
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:40 |
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kazil posted:the chances of a shutdown skyrocket and that seems to be exactly what the HFC wants That’s what they want but they are a pretty tiny minority that basically needs the democrats to actually do anything
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:41 |
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I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle. Why would Johnson get removed over this? Yes, I'm sure he wants it to pass, but wouldn't enough Republicans also vote for it to render the HFC's tantrum irrelevant? Dems want this to pass too, right? My tiny pea brain isn't seeing the problem here.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:42 |
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:You know, the more I hear about these 'House Freedom Caucus' people, the less I like them. But who doesn't like houses, freedom, and/or caucus! Everybody loves those things, I'm sure there just misunderstood due to all their inane babbling, yelling and screaming, and the like.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:43 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle. Sounds like you've answered your own question.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:44 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle. I think if the dems decide to vote against him, the HFC crazies would be sufficient to kick him out. But unless I missed something, the dems should be pretty ok with this version so they probably won't do it, even though it'd be pretty funny.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:44 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle. It only takes 1 (republican) member to call for a motion to vacate. Johnson would need Dems to not vote against him to keep the job. Would come down to do Dems save Johnson or let Republicans kill each other and hope they get the blame?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:45 |
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The Dems can vote him out just to own the Republicans but they wouldn’t do that until after it passes so that is irrelevant Though this time their might not be a speaker until the next bill anyway so it could come back to bite them
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:46 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Why would Johnson get removed over this? If it followed the McCarthy model, Johnson would get it passed, then piss off the Dems to the point where they don't see any value in protecting him, and then HFC pulls the one-vote MTV and the Dems stand aside and let the GOP eat itself. It's probably easier to do now than it was under McCarthy with even smaller House GOP margins.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:46 |
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kazil posted:It only takes 1 (republican) member to call for a motion to vacate. Johnson would need Dems to not vote against him to keep the job. Would come down to do Dems save Johnson or let Republicans kill each other and hope they get the blame? Whichever is less good for the dems and the country, the dems will probably do the only reason McCarthy got ousted was because Matt "Forehead" Gaetz hated him, I don't know if Republicans hate Johnson. in fact a lot of republicans love johnson generally
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:46 |
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Also more moderate republicans often end up caving to the far right of their party. Republicans tend to be like the Democrats in that way who also always seem to cave to the right of the party.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:48 |
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jokes posted:Whichever is less good for the dems and the country, the dems will probably do McCarthy also backed out of a lot of deals he had with Dems. Dems could theoretically leverage a speaker circus into a more moderate Republican in the spot, though it's probably just more likely they would keep Johnson to avoid a shutdown altogether.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:49 |
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So it only took a bit over 30 minutes for the House to vote on a 15 minute procedural vote. Now they have 5 minutes to vote on a Senate amendment. I'm guessing it takes at least 15 minutes. They really do need to just loving stop taking votes when the timer runs out and let the reps stew over their votes not counting. Eventually they'd maybe figure out how to push their stupid yes/no button during the timer. E: The amendment voting is going much faster and already has enough yes votes to pass.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:49 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:I acknowledge this is a stupid question an idiot would ask, but please be gentle. There isn't a large enough R majority in the house to make anyone's temper tantrum irrelevant. And since the rules are anyone can call for the speaker to be kicked out at anytime, two or three people mad that the bill didn't gut federal funding for puppies and kittens can break government again. Basically, any compromise that gets dems on board loses a minimum of one-third of the nutjob party. The only way to keep the lights on right now is to get dems to agree to something because the nutjobs are fractured and too many want too many contradictory things. So the best that they've been able to do is kick the can down the road and that will still likely result in Johnson getting the boot.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:49 |
The Locator posted:So it only took a bit over 30 minutes for the House to vote on a 15 minute procedural vote. Now they have 5 minutes to vote on a Senate amendment. I'm guessing it takes at least 15 minutes. It needs 2/3rds of the House which it'll get, not a simple majority
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:49 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:33 |
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Oof, this vote is splitting Republican votes hard. Johnson might actually not be safe
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:50 |