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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Tricky D posted:

That's pretty cool looking. Too bad I can't read cuneiform. What's it say?

you won't care

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Tricky D posted:

That's pretty cool looking. Too bad I can't read cuneiform. What's it say?

CYSERTRVKK

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

this is crazy

just in case anyone is reading and isn't sure EXACTLY why, the night of the long knives was all about killing the strasserites, the members of the nazi party who where what elon is describing

I provably should've defined Strasserite's that's my bad. They were the actual Commie Nazis and yeah Hitler killed them all for being commies. Modern ones exist and they get ostracised by the other neo Nazism for while hating all the Jews they care too much about ending capitalism.

If this sounds like someone you know...

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

these dudes would throw themselves off the gay space communism boat just to prove a point.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Elon must is extremely right (and ftw)

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

Tricky D posted:

That's pretty cool looking. Too bad I can't read cuneiform. What's it say?

only a sinful mouth utters the true name of the truck

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Elon must is extremely right (and ftw)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hitler would be a Democrat today

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sir Tonk posted:

look, he had national socialism in the name, of course he was a leftist

he was equally far right and far left

hitler was the ideal centrist

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

shyduck posted:

Hitler would be a Democrat today

national democrat

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

why are there so many posts

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

why are there so many posts

Looking into this

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Fuckt Tupp posted:

he was equally far right and far left

hitler was the ideal centrist

Drawing a swastika on the political compass and labelling it "Hitler".

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

why are there so many posts

wage theft

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Precambrian Video Games posted:

Drawing a swastika on the political compass and labelling it "Hitler".

Hitler cancelled himself, making him the patron saint of woke

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
musk is a radical centrist

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

6 year old throwing a sheet over the pillow fort on living room floor:

"engage tent mode!!!!"

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Tricky D posted:

That's pretty cool looking. Too bad I can't read cuneiform. What's it say?

we forgot how...

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

a.lo posted:


I thought it would be higher during covid but I guess I'm wrong :/

my guess is that 'organic' traffic is 'traffic from verified users' and the spike corresponds with the selling of verification

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n posted:



TACTICAL GRAY KALEIDOSCOPE-PATTERNED NYLON INTERIOR KEEPS YOU SAFE

RELAX ON AN ULTRA-SOFT MATTRESS WHILE TAKING IN A VIEW OF THE STARS

USE THE TRUCK BED'S OUTLET TO KEEP YOUR DEVICES CHARGED (EVEN WHILE YOU'RE OFF-GRID)

A WEATHER-RESISTANT OUTER SHELL WITH AN EXTENDABLE AWNING OFFERS ADDED PROTECTION

YOU ARE SAFE

YOU ARE MASCULINE

YOU ARE SAFE

$3,000 cybertent

engage tent mode on your vehicle's touchscreen

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1748036927821942798

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

Precambrian Video Games posted:

It is spelled Cybertruck.

but is it the ai linda feet thread?

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
if i wanted to camp without actually camping i would simply get a popup camper to attach to a regular truck or suv, or an RV both of which are cheaper than the sybertrük

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

just buy a pop up tent. They make big ones now.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Tesla stans somehow live in a perpetual state of thinking the company started like a year ago

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/larryelder/status/1747910106313101784?t=6l06iLwgVMgs9fAw-SjTng&s=19

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


Larry the Elder

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

CubanMissile posted:

Tesla stans somehow live in a perpetual state of thinking the company started like a year ago

how can you possibly expect a company in it's one year old infancy in an industry thats existed for literal decades to know how to make pieces that dont break after having been driven for 30 miles

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

lol he could have been our governor

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

nikosoft posted:

lol he could have been our governor

I work in southern california, LA County, for 2-3 weeks a year and I'm still confused how any legitimate business gets done.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




HAIL eSATA-n posted:

hehe

the thick layer of dirt i keep on my car protects it from all hazards



the ai bot with human level hands and the cybertukkk didn't save tezzla. looking forward to elon's next incredible invention, out next week

can we just get Paris Hilton to pimp TSLA stock on Fallon and crater any remaining hope in this technerd scam

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

he wants to be different so bad

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Elon is every comp sci teacher I had in the early 2000s who couldn't wait to share what they found on stileproject that day

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

why are there so many posts

Someone spelled the name of the truck wrong

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


these guys all want to feel mileis sideburns rubbing the inside of their thighs lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Durf posted:

can we just get Paris Hilton to pimp TSLA stock on Fallon and crater any remaining hope in this technerd scam

jimmysoyface.jpg

I ALSO PREORDERED A CYBERTRUCK!

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


deadwing posted:

my guess is that 'organic' traffic is 'traffic from verified users' and the spike corresponds with the selling of verification

my guess is that they're just making poo poo up

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
looks like usage tripled when elon took over, seems right 2 me (bc he's epic)

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


elon has sex, get over it losers

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
elon would never do something so disgusting

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